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− | Jboning:<br>
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− | it was his birthday - no longer a teenager<br>
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− | is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car<br>
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− | Eforney:<br>
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− | went to two formal dances in a row<br>
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− | lots of work<br>
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− | new people!<br>
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− | Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs<br>
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− | Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich<br>
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− | Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals<br>
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− | Zsparks:<br>
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− | workdeathing<br>
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− | no event - he IS the event<br>
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− | EVENT: end-of-year picnic in Farpark <br>
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− | Arsenij:<br>
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− | Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do<br>
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− | More reading than everything in class so far<br>
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− | Twright:<br>
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− | Not enough sleep, lots of work<br>
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− | Maybe wearing pants<br>
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− | Scorri:<br>
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− | Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy<br>
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− | Made money at useless people<br>
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− | Bubbles:<br>
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− | was terrified by throwing money<br>
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− | went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop<br>
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− | OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)<br>
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− | Committees<br>
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− | Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome<br>
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− | Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people<br>
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− | Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel<br>
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− | Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes<br>
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− | Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning<br>
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− | 251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is awesome with pokemon<br>
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− | Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can<br>
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− | Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid nitrogen?<br>
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− | Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule<br>
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− | Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec<br>
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− | Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)<br>
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− | Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen<br>
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− | Old Business<br>
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− | Half to BSWolf<br>
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− | New Business<br>
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− | Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know how weird it feels after being in exec<br>
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− | Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"<br>
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− | Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting<br>
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− | Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees<br>
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− | Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks<br>
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− | Change to "Russian Exec"<br>
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− | Change to "Prussian Exec"<br>
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− | Change to "Crushin' Exec"<br>
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− | Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member<br>
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− | Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for KGB members<br>
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− | (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)<br>
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− | Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an achievement<br>
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− | Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all seafood committees together under one banner<br>
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− | Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle<br>
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− | Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly<br>
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− | Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse<br>
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− | Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her to wear pink" with purpose success!<br>
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− | Change to "...hot pink..."<br>
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− | Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."<br>
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− | Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself<br>
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− | Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to KGB<br>
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− | Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to KGB<br>
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− | Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!<br>
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− | Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious<br>
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− | Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"<br>
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− | Much Wankery from bblum, quuxum, etc.<br>
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− | Motion postponed indefinitely<br>
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− | Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif<br>
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− | Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA<br>
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− | Announcement<br>
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− | EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark<br>
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− | Glisson has parts to sextant<br>
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− | Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing<br>
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− | Shmucks<br>
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− | Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws<br>
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− | Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits<br>
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− | <br>
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