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Latest revision as of 00:56, 26 April 2016
OFFICER REPORTS
Mike had a weekend involved sleeping a lot on Saturday because they pulled an all nighter on Thursday/Friday and then studying on Sunday
Dillon had a weekend event, we sat on our asses played Two Rooms and a Boom which was amazing so amazing he played it again on Sunday
Zora had a weekend went to the event, left before Two Rooms and a Boom which is good because they don't really like mafia games studied on Saturday studied on Sunday also last booth meeting of the semester! went to Two Rooms and a Boom, but just sort of sat and studied because of aforementioned dislike of mafia games
Marlena had a weekend mostly eating food and event and that thing is happening where she doesn't remember what happened this weekend so
JRAM had a weekend decided to take the Putnam at midnight on Friday realized that half the schools he applied to hadn't received his GRE and that the GRE seems to have erased all evidence of his existance EVENT Geek Eat Meet Wednesday at 4:00 at the Black Chairs let JRAM know if you're driving or biking or not going with the general group
Caroline had a weekend started on Friday and looked at all of her things in boxes and managed to move in like two trips! ANNOUNCEMENT she is resigning! because of a badly timed class jcolmar is the new 1vp!
James had a weekend basically cut out of five different social engagements because of a take home final on how to maintain intimate relationships yep
Broman had a weekend sort of a lot of studying maybe has a lot of things in the next 24 hours
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Time Travel Committee successful time compression
ad hoc I Don't Know What Committee This Should Go In probably Oren's last meeting as a student here he thanks us (we'll miss you Oren)
ad hoc, possibly misappropriated Defectors Committee where will Oren be going? Iowa
ad hoc Continuing Sadness Committee frieder hopes to see us in the future
Kirby And McGinnis Variety Hour half success, half failure
Snarky Freshmen Committee adds Frieder as chair
Sharky Freshmen Committee adds Skye as chair
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee Lincoln adopted a kitten Gabby the tabby
Skyentology Committee sorry for the stuff falling from the sky
instead of studying, Broman wrote a press release and is reading it now no I am not writing it down it involved geosynchronous orbit, that's important for a later joke
ad hoc I Wanted To Be An Astronaut When I Was A Child Committee Marlena wanted to do the floaty thing
Innovative Technologies Committee we're working on that kind of geosynchronous orbit
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing! not being 1vp anymore and finals are not Caroline's fault
NEW BUSINESS
When I Was A Kid All I Had To Play With Was A Stick And Some Dirt Committee: to find interesting stuff to do with this stick change "And Some Dirt" to "And Some Chalk" PASSES yoga and fighting are the same thing motion to place quote marks around "Stick" FAILS ad hoc Very Bad Ideas Committee: so Caroline thought of making everybody wheat and making that the scythe but no bad idea motion to knight the new First VP out of order $2 to Frieder, whoever holds the talking stick will chair
Order Of Out Committee: out to be of order change name to "Out Of Order" PASSES how does this committee feel about that sign in the number garden? pretty good we share joke we are friends now Oren said a thing, all eforney heard was butt out $13 to McGinnis, he and this gentleman and the current president shall chair (I don't know who he gestured to sorry)
motion to night the First VP how does he feel about this? eh what comes with the nighting privileges? nighthood Committee To Be A Troll And Collaborate With The Recsec: success Frieder is gonna be Broman he's growing up does he get a squire? only if the motion passes also all of this is dilatory will he get a squirrel? is mayonaise an instrument? Committee To Get Us Back Into The Discussion Of Something Proper: being fulfilled at this very moment change all "proper" to "vulgar" PASSES motion to replace the name of this committee with the name of this committee dilatory (thank you) PASSES I guess $5 to McGinnis, he and eforney will chair
Hypnosis Committee: to pay Marlena's college tuition Frieder will pay her college tuition Rory hears we'll all be paying Marlena's tuition wake up! wake up now! change name to "Hip Hop Nosis" PASSES hypnosis isn't a TM motion to cloture PASSES the question has been called PASSES $6 to Marlena, whoever pays her tuition will chair (in this case her parents and the government)
Metritization Of Seconds Committee: to quantify how strong a second is antistone Stuart's gonna SLUG you for that pun does this mean a minute is equal to a strong second? no ad hoc Advocates Of Base Twelve Committee: displeased with this motion Skyentology Committee: hasn't been using SI units for years motion to switch KGB to the imperial system dilatory motion to change KGB's system to one invented by us, in which we measure a foot based on the current president's foot no motion to change SI to Soviet Units we don't have that power motion to reflect on the fact that we're having a discussion about which type of units is better dilatory, but successful FAILS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT Geek Eat, meet at 4:00 at the UC black chairs bring cash
sweatshirts'll be here at the beginning of next semester
SCHMUCKS
nope
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