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Marlena Had a Weekend -- UGT and Home
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Marlena laser cut things
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    She bellowed....
 
  
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Stuart had a weekend -- underground tour!
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Stuart likes OS
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     P1 OS
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    Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
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Mike digs
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    Improv Night!
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     (No, not improve night)
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    CtfwS is happening Nov 7
  
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Mike had a weekend -- also started with the underground tour
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Zora had a weekend
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     they enjoyed it...
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     Karoke and a little ham
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    Sunday work death
 
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Zora -- underground tour
 
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    tour to food
 
  
 
Skye had a weekend
 
Skye had a weekend
  
 
Dillon had a weekend
 
Dillon had a weekend
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     UGT and OS
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     Solidarity fforever
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    OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS
  
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Frieder weekend was the underground tour
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Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers
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    and then didn't have a weekend
 
  
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Committee Reports!
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The Don't worry its for science committee returns
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2VP forgot to announce event -- IT'S RUNNING JUMPING CLIMBNING TREES
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The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats
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    UC Black chairs at 6:30
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The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you
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The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared
  
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Max Bid is a failure
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The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails
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The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster
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  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings
  
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Sam has the Thing! -- he's not at fault for Wean Catching Fire
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The committee to whore out the KGB approves
  
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Untable the 2VP forgot committee
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Old Business Committee
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    Since the committe has fulfilled its purpose, motion to table indefinately
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Stuart has the thing!
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          Been tabled
 
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Committee to Stop
 
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Purpse: Hammer Time
 
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    Hammer's Face?
 
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    Hammer Sharks?
 
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    Vote!
 
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    Abstain = passed
 
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    $2 to Frieder
 
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    Chaired by Frieder and all physics minors
 
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Life without Archies Committee
 
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Wean Hall
 
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    Vote!
 
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    Passed
 
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    $1 to McGinnis
 
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    Disbanded
 
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2VP Forgot to report the event
 
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Purpose: so Mike can report
 
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    Motion to table for 2 eons
 
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          after about 20 minutes
 
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          Vote!
 
  
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Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics
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    16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
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    Motion to add donald duck
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    Not listening but complete the square
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    Purple and get math
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    Vote!
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    $3 to Mike
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    Physics majors
  
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Ruin Committees Committee
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Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class
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Purpose: assasinate the 2VP
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    Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
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    Vote!
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    Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
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     $3 to Frieder
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     $4 to Dillon
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     Chaired by anyone below the 2VP in sucession
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     Snaillovers
  
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Moving on to a boat committee
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I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things
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purpose: mishear
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     $1 to Joe
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    houseboats committee approves
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     Front page of tartan
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    lonely island committee approves
 
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    Boat!
 
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     $2 to Dillon
 
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     Chaired by any dropboat employees
 
  
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The Real Actual Facts Committee
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Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA
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Purpose: we only said one line "my name is alex"
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    OTP
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    The sex geccos died   
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    If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
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    Vote!
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    A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
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     $2 to Frieder   
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    Do you ship it
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     Chaired by Frieder and the sex geccos
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     $2 to Stuart
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     KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations
  
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CtFwS Rules Committee
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Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction
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Purpose: change the CtFwS
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     The jist is, fanfic is terrible
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    Serious tag!!!!!!!!
 
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    Discuss the blue things
 
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    Sam to blue
 
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    how do we join? poke mike to join
 
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    Vote
 
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    $11 to Ed
 
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     Mike shall chair
 
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Exec Cover Up Committee
 
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Purpose: the future, not the past
 
 
     $1 to Frieder
 
     $1 to Frieder
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    Disbanded
  
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Not to exceed $50 for this event
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PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive
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     Passes
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    $1 to murphy
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     Pita bread makers
  
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Forgetful exec
 
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Purpose: Exec, get it together
 
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    $2 to Frieder
 
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    Charied by Frieder (he's on exec)
 
  
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^ That committee reports SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
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The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin
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    Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
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    $7 to Stuart
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    Corporations and zombies
  
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Skye's computer is trash
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KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now
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Purpose: to test the recsec
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    Cheeto fingers would be great
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    but guys in the kgb its always Monday
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    Dirigibles
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    Vote!     
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    Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers?
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     $1 to McGinnis
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    $4 to Stuart
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     DISBANDED
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    Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
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Butts: buts
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     $2 to Maija
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     Butts
  
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Late Committee Reports Committee: if exec can forget it, so can the rest of us
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This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful
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    This is what the time travel committee is fpr
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     We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
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     the DJK nightmare in dreamland committee reports silliness from dan john
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    $11 to Mike
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    Vote
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    Mellon people
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    $2 to Mike
 
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    Disbanded
 
  
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The Forgetful Exec passes it off to Stuart
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Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee
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    Report: New People!!!!
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  $5 to Joe
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          Connor Forney!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECE, Cincinati, male
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    Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe
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          Sunny, ECE, India, 1.2 billion people
 
  
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Have at it Committee
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Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC
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Purpose: all changes made to the name and purpose will be friendly
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    Snails appended
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    Vote!
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    The itty bitty kitty committee is better
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     $3to Frieder
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    TOC Stories
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     Chaired Brian, himself
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     $2 to Xander
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     All rec secs
  
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Late punchlines
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Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!
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    Get down tonight
 
  
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CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.
  
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Out of Order
 
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Race Conditions
 
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    Subcommittee of itself
 
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    If this committee is passed and disbanded, will they all be?
 
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          Yes
 
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      Vote!
 
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    Failed!!!!
 
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Salute the president
 
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To be or not to be
 
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Has been named                       
 
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    $1 to McGinnis
 
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    Disbanded
 
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Broken waterfountain committee
 
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Whatever could this sign on the waterfountain committee
 
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    Append the crappy waterfountain the matsci wing in DH
 
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    Vote!
 
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    $1 to McGinnis
 
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    Disbanded
 
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Warning, incoming Mike
 
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Find a way to make keys not jangle
 
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    Pockets?
 
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    Why carry keys when you can carry picks
 
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    Vote!
 
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    $1 to McGinnis
 
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    Disbanded
 
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KGB Soundprint Committee
 
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To create a sonic profile of every KGB member to identify them while moving
 
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    Dillatory by the NSA
 
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    Vote
 
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    $1 to McGinnis
 
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    Disbanded
 
  
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Purple and Pho
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[[Category: Minutes]]

Latest revision as of 00:43, 26 April 2016

Marlena laser cut things

Stuart likes OS

   Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
   

Mike digs

   Improv Night!
   (No, not improve night)
   CtfwS is happening Nov 7

Zora had a weekend

   Karoke and a little ham

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend

   Solidarity fforever
   OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS

Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers

The Don't worry its for science committee returns The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared

The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster

  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings

The committee to whore out the KGB approves

Old Business Committee Stuart has the thing!

Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics

   16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
   Motion to add donald duck
   Not listening but complete the square
   Purple and get math
   Vote!
   $3 to Mike
   Physics majors

Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class

   Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
   Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
   $4 to Dillon
   Snaillovers

I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things

   $1 to Joe
   Front page of tartan

Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA

   OTP
   If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
   A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
   Do you ship it
   $2 to Stuart
   KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations

Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction

   The jist is, fanfic is terrible
   $1 to Frieder
   Disbanded

PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive

   $1 to murphy
   Pita bread makers


The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin

   Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
   $7 to Stuart
   Corporations and zombies

KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now

   Cheeto fingers would be great
   Dirigibles
   Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers? 
   $4 to Stuart
   Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
   
   

Butts: buts

   $2 to Maija
   Butts

This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful

   We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
   $11 to Mike
   Mellon people

Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee

  $5 to Joe
   Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe

Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC

   Snails appended
   The itty bitty kitty committee is better
   TOC Stories
    $2 to Xander
    All rec secs

Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!

CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.