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Latest revision as of 18:31, 22 April 2016
EXEC REPORTS
mike had a weekend drove to jersey dropped sister off at college! jelly o them dorms frankensteined all over bryn mawr skye had a weekend dan was here, then pamela's, then kayaking (oh no) halt and catch fire? nerf war!! new people arley, cogsci, pittsburgh, is short shonak, math, allentown, likes justin bieber scott, was a pitt student (graduated), linguistics!, murdered someone once peter, russia??, math, from boston dillon had a weekend did nothing EVENT UNDERGROUND TOUR friday - meet at UC black chairs at 7:30 (and then go all over!) all trueness ends at the fence with grilling and veggie options! dress inconspicuously! activities fair wednesday, 4:30, come hang out erin had a weekned did nothing on saturday went to ikea on sunday grilled! now is here SUBMIT TO PRAVDA zora had a weekend only computer tears joe had a weekend pennapps duck puns, i think it's revenge for the coins murphy had a weekend wes anderson is great shouldn't have locked his phone WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE don't attack mike y'all this was very impressive i swear
COMMITTEE REPORTS
suburban white girls of america, pumkin in everything: soon danjohn is so full of himself: hi misses us and loves us all v much misap: also what also misap: joe was going towards cluster along the pausch bridge was NOT recognized by djk murphy just turned into owen misap danjon he's a running joke, he doesn't actually exist i had a dream everything was normal except zora was floating skye was like "have you MET them?" and erin was like "okay." sisson brought food??? misap danjohn with filibuster no danjohn secret southerner: approves of amount of guns committee to assassinate the pres: HELLA reports frieder is back now he's not roomba army: beep beep beep BEEP the cabinet: is excited we are now in purple
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing! it mysteriously disappearing is not frieder's fault
NEW BUSINESS
actual soviet spies: [russian] it's a BAD idea WE HAVE RUSSIANS. SO MANY RUSSIANS dylan is not russian or maybe he is but his accent is super not motion to table this committee until after the revolution only if you set a time for the revolution motion to table tis committee until after labor day PASSES TABLED committee on soviet zombies: there were funny jokes, recsec's comp is crappo PASSES $3 to frieder. who chairs? who knows! committee to assinate the president: to moon the president change purpose to "show the pres pictures of moons" PASSES that's no moon it's a bugmars the ACTUAL moons of mars look like ASS not like ass ass, they just look shitty PASSES $2 to steven, everyone with a really good ass and frieder cow olympics: sometimes family feud is ridiculous steve harvey met a dude who created the cow olympics they had to... get a cow out of a pool? family feud the rules don't say a dog can't pay basketball PASSES $2 to ed, ed and erin and family feud watchers the syndicate: to put all the rogues together in one extremely efficient assassination it's a good idea NO how quickly would the membership decline? it depends on skye are we gonna have bowtie thursday bowtie wednesdays and cinema thursdays TABLED FOR 47 SECONDS so, next week then 43 second naptime . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WAKE leader of the opposition: fuck off append "splat" PASSES oh look the minutes just say "fish" over and over and over again salute steven! change every word of the name and purpose with "frieder" FAILS question decision of chair PASSES i don't do those switches suck it motion to restore the original purpose PASSES PASSES $21 to owen, owen will chair! committee on collective nouns: a group of emos is called an isopod, a group of frieders (when skye is done with them) is called a SPLAT PASSES $4 to shonak, owen will chair committee to get a pickle into parlieament: to elect dill the tory, and also get a pickle into parliament dylan approves THE DUMMY GOT INTO PARLIAMENT there's context here LOTS OF REMEMBERING JOKES they were funny i was laughing, and thus, not typing (if you want good minutes, go back to like. two years ago, idk) PASSES $1 to frieder, frieder and the pickle will chair KBGate: scandalllls change to kgbengazi FAILED appeal decision of the chair PASSES FAILS motion to make an allocation nto to exceed $200 for food for the underground tour PASSES aviatic excursions: to give sky tours (skye toors) fuck you (from skye) PASSES $4 to owen, skye will chair pumpkin everything: the best time of the year suburban white girls of america: there's actually no pumpkin in pumpkin spice anything NOT ANYMORE PUMPKIN SPICE MONSTER TRUCKS chante purpose to that thing PASSES ok??? how does this committee feel about peppermint everything? in dec, great pumpkin SPICE more like pumpkin VICE guys i need help the support group meets at starbucks PASSES $1 to erin, anyone who truly appreciates pumpkin spice anything will chair committee to celebrate joes birthday: to make frieder a cake owen hates thing change purpose to "bake joe a frieder-shaped cake" PASSES motion to make frieder jump out of the frieder shaped cake motion to give joe just. frieder in a cage for his birth day motion to bake frieder into a cake (frieder leaves quietly) we're all accomplicessssss (dilatory) oh god we've gotten to nipple tassels it's time to go PASSES $7 to owen, the birthday boy will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $5 to purchase nipple tassels, possibly doubling as nipple TASERS frieder: will you actually use them? there's only one way to find out THIS IS NOW A COMMITTEE???? we have a gift fund ed could donate the money and earmark it did you know that AB films is showing magic mike in two weeks PASSES $5 to dylan, frieder and anyone willing to chip in for the tassels motion to pass this motion ? motion to return to old business SURE
OLD BUSINESS
we are now in discussion of the syndicate motion to table this committee at. some point FAILS change name to "dylantory" committee FAILS PASSES $3 to owen, skye will chair
NEW BUSINESS
committee to find land owning dogs microphones: to find mike's woof lords the bswolf memorial committee approves motion to cover steven in bees and wolves request only wolves okay PASSES we can put the wolves in bee costumes yep PASSES $1 to murphy, bswolf will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT Underground tour! friday, 7:30, black chairs there will be food after dress inconspicuously email exec@cmukgb.org for storytelling and sign holding kgb rifle association hvz is happening this semester! message skye! activities fair! it's fun come hang out on wednesday at 4:30 exec meetings! 7:30pm on wednesday in UC 329
SCHMUCKS
david brought food! come eat it! we can get nipple tassels on amazon prime!