Difference between revisions of "Minutes20151109"

Latest revision as of 17:25, 22 April 2016

OFFICER REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       tried to fight the sun
           (lost)
   
   Skye
       had a weekend
       started with the event
       there were jigs
           there was a jonathan colton song
       new people
           danielson joseph, CIT, New Jersey, walked here
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       friday and saturday: spent exactly half of those two days at soldiers and sailors
       had a sunday she guesses
       made a pravda
           (thanks jeffrey)
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       planned puzzlehunt
       ran puzzlehunt
       woke up early for buggy
       in the past 24 hours has gotten a reasonable amount of sleep
           over 4 sessions
       EVENT
           ctfws
           DH 2315, 7:00pm, friday
           BIG GAME OF CAPTURE THE FLAG IN WEAN AND DOHERTY
           there are new rules!!
           judges meeting
               tonight 6:30! wednesday 7:00!
   
   zora
       had a weekend
       20 pages due tomorrow
           6 down
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       computer vision
           yes no yes no yes no maybe?
           it's like tinder for speed limit signs
       p u n
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       began with event
       birthday party! it was not his. he forgot to plan his birthday party
       went to a juggling convention
           he likes his friends

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   shit i read in the tartan
       the login process provides EXTRA security for users
   
   shit i would like to read in the tartan
       the website is still down
   
   swear of the week
       SMUTTY FUCKNOTES
       his hand is not okay
   
   shit i read in the tartan
       the login article is part of a technical writing
   
   booth!!
       every sunday, 1:30, PH A18b
       help out
   
   shit jokes
       bunch of utensils
       fork killed off a ladle
       the punchline is "too spoon"
   
   something committee
       there is one intentional mistake in the pravda
   
   technology problems
       dillon is doublephonin it because he doesn't have time for setup
   
   pittsburgh weather machine
       SUMMER TRIED
   
   i found the mistake
       erin listed the price as "i'm so sleepy help," which is not in fact a number
   
   tech committee
       please report stuff to CMU IT
   
   ad hoc IRA
       if you see something, say nothing. not ever.
   
   fillabuster commi--JOHN CENA

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       ctfws rules failures are not murphy's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   bad corsec committee: putting mistakes in the pravda so people read it
       in one of jane's classes offered candy in exchange for mistakes
       erin will do the thing
       it's okay no one else puts blingees in the emails
       motion to replaced the bylaws with blingees
           god no
           what about ctfws rules
           sure
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, anyone who reads the pravda will chair
   
   gggaaAAAH STAR TREK IS BACK: to give murphy a place to talk about the new star trek series
       when is it coming out?
           murphy wiggles
       motion to table until jan 17
           PASSES
   
   blingee laws revisionism: to make a new page on the wiki that takes screenshots of the bylaws and blingees them
       what about the musical interlude
           blingee
           everything is blingee
       can we replace the interlude with hotline bling
           sure
       there's a mashup of hotline bling with the wii shop channel music
           there are a lot of those and they're all somehow good
       blingee was gonna shut down bc of funding
           the internet RAISED THE MONEY
       god can you imagine the minutes saying this stuff in the shitty old notebooks
           why would you THROW OUT PERFECTLY GOOD MINUTES
               (to see time fly)
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, erin and anyone who appreciates blingee
   
   cats: to see how many committees we can get erin to buy
   PASSES
   $4 to ed, ed, erin and anyone else who likes cats will hcair
   
   go hard or go corporate: insert the entirety of that song from the album something about cray (?) by crayshaw to the bylaws
       blingee laws
   PASSES
   $1 to Kelly, kelly, erin, ed, crayshawn, and everyone in this room
   
   retroactive time travel: to be determined
       motion to table for 3 months
       PASSES
   
   the people's paper air force reports success
   
   murphy can photosynthesize: so how great would it be to just be a plant
       change "plant" to "vegetable"
           PASSES
       append "and return kgb to its roots"
           PASSES
       everybody wants to be a plant
           bc a plants the only plant who knows where it's at
       with all these bad puns, one could say we're a PLANT for them
       we have other talents, we should really BRANCH out
       so PAVING STONES right
           those guys know how to party
       if you fuckers make one more plant pun i'm LEAFING here
       one greek sing was "a shrubs life"
           every teen movie ever, but with plants
       tim FALLS the question
           it can't get up
       turns out biking through a pile of leaves is just as fun as jumping in it, minus allergies
           make sure there's not a pit under there
   PASSES
   $2 to murphy, murphy will chair
   
   IRL: to make fun of all the things people want us to do and replace them with the things we ACTUALLY do
       is this
       change purpose to "moving e-business into the real world"
           passes
       change purpose to "fight me scrub"
           passes
       append "in the pit"
           passes
       the overly friendly committee reports success
       rumlr exists
       change name to "asl irl"
       first rule of rumblr is ed talks about rumblr
           etc
       rumblr and tindr fight
           is how do you spell tinder
       0th rule of rumblr: be a dick
   PASSES
   $2 to Owen, jrr tolkien
   

RETURN TO EXEC REPORTS

   skye
       new people
           michael, majors: creative writing, ling, mostly from LA, has a really mundane sleep schedule these days

RETURN TO NEW BUSINESS

   losing friends and alienating people: fuck you carnegieeeee
       murphy's officer report walks away sadly
       a dude wrote a book about not doing those things
           and then a countergroup wrote the opposite book?? why??
       change purpose to: alienate people, you know, turn them into aliens
           PASSES
       change purpose to: alineateing people by paving over their homeworld with a sweetass hyperspace highway
           PASSES
       change "lose friends" to "loose friends" so all our friends can be organinc and free range
           PASSES
           erin took the wrong meaning of "loose' in that
               same
       motion to cook and eat our free range friends
           antisecond from the chair (dilatory)
   FAILS
   
   committee to make friends and naturalize people: citizenship
       so tim's the person you should talk to about robot civil rights
       change purpose to:  building bodies and then bringing them to life via electricity
       append: and give them citizenship
       tim is trying to get a dude back to poland??
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, murphy will chair
   
   motion to grant murphy the power to grant people citizenship within the kgb
       ticket-granting tickets
       to run for president do you have to be a naturalized citizen?
           ??
       citizenship by COMMITTEE
           is what we're doing right now
   PASSES
   
   owen's thing
   PASSES
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for food and supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   wait so does murphy have the ability to marry people from the KGB now?
       nah we just passed "owens thing"
   
   tbh: loose friends
   PASSES
   $1 to kelly, pretty woman will chair
   
   ineffective fillabuster
       fails for lack of a second
   
   motion to grant murphy the power to marry people who can marry anybody (e.g. captains, priests)
       do you mean he can marry them to each other, or that he can just. marry them.
           the first one
       does he have the power to ordain us and then marry us?
           no
       can he marry people with internet ordainations?
           yes
       why won't you marry me?
           you haven't ask until now
           does this even count
       note: MURPHY has this power, not the S@A position
       motion to martial law
           the kgb army was disbanded
       motion to serialize the law and put it on a disk
           is it good with milk
   PASSES
   
   KGBake-off: is it a cake?
       yes!
           nick holds up a cake???
       the cake is a lie
       change purpose to : having a kgbake-off so we all get more cake
           PASSES
       append: KGB gets baked
           PASSES
       erin's arm is comfortable like that
   PASSES
   $1 murphy, owen
   
   BYLAWS JOKE
   
   kgb knocks over entropy: discussing food and the destruction of thermodynamics
       motion to make an allocation for a LOT OF MONEY to buy a wrecking ball
           nah
   PASSES
   $3 to owen, owen

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       ctfws
       friday, 7:00, DH 2315
       come to rules pls we have a new belt
   
   FENCE
       we're gonna try! go help skye
       we're going to try to get it and keep it
           we have a tent and a sleeping bag
       there's gonna be a sign up sheet
   
   SHIRTS
       cmukgb.org/ordershirts
       sweatshirt design on tshirt
       my actions
       also sweatshirt
       order them!!

SCHMUCKS

   owen is starting a game of namek
       get in contact with him
           there are many options
       namek is the family game of something he was very monotone
   
   nick makes cakes!
       talk to them
   
   the committee for a lot of things THERE'S AN R7 PARTY
       this saturday, 9:00pm, r7!
       it fun
   
   pravda error
       did anyone find it
       one of the streetlights has a capital I instead of an L

we are now in purple