Difference between revisions of "Minutes20160111"

Latest revision as of 17:05, 22 April 2016

EXEC REPORTS

   mike
       had a break
       watched all of the anime
       all of it
       they promise you
       slept a lot but now school has started
   
   skye
       had a break
       there was a lot of sitting and sleeping and watching tv
       built a twitter miner???
       took the northeast regional six times
       new people
           corey, cs sophomore at pitt, he's wearing glasses (yeah)
           kai, cs, jersey, is here right now
   
   dillon
       EVENT
           potluck
           7:00 Friday PH A18*
           bring food! there will be a signup sheet
               make sure to bring a list of ingredients and a serving utensil
               we've got drinks and plates and forks and stuff
           also bring games
   
   erin
       had a winter break
       does not remember what happened at all
       ed showed up at some point
           that happened
       ed: "you had your wisdom teeth pulled"
           that's why she doesn't remember
       pravda. pravda. PRAVDA
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   zora
       had a break
       was gonna READ THINGS and WATCH THINGS and DO THINGS and did JACK SHIT
   
   joe
       had a break
       it's hard to read livestock prices
           which is strange
       the new FRC game is really good
   
   murphy
       had a break
       star wars
       new york
       times square
       star wars
       star wars
       other stuff star wars
       he watched star wars
           did not watch anime

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc what is free time
       frieder has a 10 minute presentation due on weds
   
   ad hoc rocky horror in nyc
       best orgasm noise: i love you grandma
   
   swear of the week
       pumpernickel prick
   
   ad hoc whateven is free time
       frieder volunteered for it
   
   windows 95 rep
       windows 10 users: install windows 95
           it's 9.5 times better
   
   ad hoc retroactive timetravel committee
       agrees
   
   disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee
       MURPHY MET HIM
       he made him an ommlette
           it was great
           the conversation was awkward
   
   unintuitive sio abbreviations
       "mlc mc-sc el biomed"
           "molecular and microscale polymeric biomaterials"
   
   what did i get myself into
       "so....you're the only undergrad here"
   
   what odd is free time
       frieder is thinking about dropping it
   
   welcome to stats
       "how big the data is"
       how big was it?
       it's petascale????
   
   booth committee
       planning meeting! sunday! 1:30! PH A18B
       you can't order the shirt craig made it
   
   continuation of the what did i get myself into committee
       dillon found out this morning that he has a class
       dillon has a class in the place where the professors murder people
           IT'S A REMOTE LECTURE
           does he have all his kidneys?
               we just don't know
   
   it feels like high school again
       joe has two classes with the same professor
       18 year olds are so young
   
   totally missappropriated itty bitty kitty committee
       shelby met a kitty with extra toes on ALL FOUR PAWS
   
   itty bitty kitty committee
       erin's family knows her very well
   
   misap itty bitty kitty committee
       skye bought her dad a blanket with cats one one side and scotty dogs on the other

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       if this falls off it's not owen's fault
   
   overly long gags committee: how did you let this happen
       ed would like to order a cheeseburger
   PASSES
   $3 to ed, ed will chair
   
   the committee not to be sold for more than $1 mil: worth a try
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, murphy will chair
   
   tabletop atheism: fuck you and your elkridge ambiance
       change "ambiance" to "ambi ants"
           PASSES
       motion to table for a week
           PASSES

NEW BUSINESS

   committee for energetic urban kgb member who barks: pretty much that
       change name to preppy peppy puppy committee
           PASSES
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, frieder and other dog people will chair
   
   placeholder: "motion to create the out of order committee"
       motion to add at least 7 extra sets of quotation marks
           PASSES
       motion to put the name of the committee in brackets
           passes
       motion to change purpose to "redacted"
           passes
       motion to change name of the committee to "big black bar"
           PASSES
       change name to "bigger blacker bar"
           passes
       all instances of black bars with "party"
           passes
           i don't think that did anything
       add one apostrophe to the beginning of the purpose
           fails
       change all characters by encoding thme to ascii and
           what
           kelly what
           passes
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, anyone who can pronounce the name of this committee, also frieder
   
   kgb furry: just all the furries in the kgb
       motion to prepend fury of to the name
           fails
       change name to "the fury of furries in the kgb"
           fails
   PASSES
   $1 to ed, the furries will chair
   
   kids outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the happy lil emojis to werewolves and zombies who just can't do it anymore
       kbg furry approves of the werewolves
       subcommittee just for ghosts
       zombies are people too
           not according to our bylaws
           what if it's a really hot zombie
           flaming zombies are people too
   PASSES
   $6 to murphy, whoever harry wanted to be chair (murphy)
   
   teen's outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the eggplant and the wink and the het white couple emojis
       PEDANTRY
       point of info: yam emoji
       a zombiedollar is not defined as "cis (6)"
       PEDANTRY
       motion to table for 1 hour
           PASSES
   
   parlimentary procedures: to stuff all the people who like parliamentary procedures in a box and then just slide them away
       this is redundant
           a) the kgb as a whole
           b) this room is shaped like a box
           c) pittsburgh is covered in ice
       what if we just took the whole campus
           and then just pushed it off the planet
       there aren't enough pravdas to paper mache this
       motion to put that box in another box, mail that box to us, and then when it arrives, smash it with a hammer
       the gospel of wealth is racist
       the only society older than the andrew carnegie society is CUCKOLDS
           they protect carnegie's millions
   PASSES
   $1 to worms, esma will chair
   
   change all hill to "chill" in carnegie's letter committee: that
       old people are hilarious
           like alumni or like 80 year olds (both)
           there was a fake thing
           "netflix and chill raffle"
               (with ted cruz)
       harry got his friend a condom that said "netflix and chill" on it for christmas
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, ted cruz
   
   motion to create 0 committees
       done
       overruled
   
   soul searching: you should let it find out for itself
       will jane find her soul in a bullet hell
       change purpose to "going to med school so you don't disappoint your parents"
           fails
       change name to "too close to home"
           fails
       motion to release this committee into the world to find itself and table indefinitely
           passes
   
   zombie assisstive ptechnologies: to create a suit of armour that zombies can wear that raises their body temp so that they don't have to be unfairly taxed by this horrible organization
       hill doesn't appear in carnegie's letter and he doesn't say it should be free
       also not the cube thing
       append pterodactyls to purpose
           passes
       ad hoc verbalized p says pfuck you
       ad hoc silent p would disaggree but it doesn't give a pflying pfuck
       erin learned about a thing called the interphase interface
   PASSES
   $6 to harry, anyone who can't count will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion base case: motion to create a motion to create a recursion recursionrecursion recursionrecursion recursion base case committee
       my copy paste was not ideal (fuck it)
       motion to drop the bass
           womp womp
           let's do it
       the two recursion committees dillon owns approve
   FAILS
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $700 for shirts and hoodies
       we have the money for that and booth
       we have to buy the shirts, then you'll pay for it
           we'll either break even or make a very small amount of money
       some of them are already bought
   PASSES
   
   compiletime evaluation: base case
       erin just realized what owen's twitter name is
   PASSES
   $1 to owen, twitter mutuals will chair
   
   only DJ in the room would like to report
       (he dropped the bass)

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Potluck
       friday, 7:00pm, PH A18*
       bring food, bring games, bring fun
   
   exec meetings
       they are on wednesday at 4:30
       they're either gonna be in PH A20A or in UC 306
       erin will let you know
   
   dinner
       come get dinner with us! resnik!

SCHMUCKS

   kgb laughtrack
       talk to worms
   
   time and space are basically the same thing
       as evidenced by the event writing
   
   of all the robert's rules of order following orgs, we might be the one with the largest committee to member ratios

we are now in purple