Difference between revisions of "Minutes20160411"

Latest revision as of 16:53, 22 April 2016

EXEC REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       very stressed
       it's fine booth is fun
       
   Skye
       had a weekend
       started with booth
       work
       booth
       too much booth not enough work
       sleep what's that
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       it was real fucking busy
       buggyboothtech
       it's a fun sort of busy
       EVENT
           Defectors' party!
           2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM
   
   Erin
       had a weekend
       finisihing costumes
       tekko
       move on
       finishing costumes
       tekko
       finishing costumes
       sleep
       muffins
       no more pravda from her, so if you want to submit something: sucks
       
   Zora
       had a weekend
       was sick
       less booth more snuffling
   
   Joe
       had a weekend
       started with move on in which he carried a chopsaw back and forth from the kage at least twice
       so many supports
       "fuck college do booth, I guess"
   
   Murphy
       is worms
       had a weekend
       started with move on
           which involved him standing. and waiting. for like FIVE HOURS so that he could stand on move on. and wait.
       saturday involved waiting and sometimes walking
       sunday was video games
       

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   NOMCOM
       ya shoulda paid dues
       if you want to withdraw, tell the now pls
           you can also pm them
       no nominations! nominations are closed
       stories during elections!
           please prep em and tell them! we tell them while proctors are doing counting stuff
       bring a pen and scissors
   
   Murphy is late
       had a weekend
       three things: life is a mess
           booth, wish there had been more booth
           a few weeks ago, the men's world curling championships started
               he's been catching up on all the games
               the games are three and a half hours long
               
   BOOTH
       would like to pass out or report
       there's a booth
           it's on midway
           it's coming along well!
           walls are up and it's like being inside when you're inside
           the only reason the roof isn't finished is ironically because of the rain
       come to booth!
   
   eforney is pretty
       it's been forever
   
   booth is a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it
   
   shit i read in the natrat
       it's mostly nonoffensive material
       recommend letters to the editor
   
   suburban white girls of america
       pumpkin spice lattes because apparently it's october
   
   skyentology
       april blizzards bring may lizzards
   
   shit jokes
       what's your favorite caucasion restaurant with a containment theme
           cracker barrel
           close second: white castle
       
   time mafia
       exec owes one of their client either a quarter or a gumball
   
   shit i heard on a podcast
       "i'm what happens when you cross grover cleveland with fdr: nonconsecutive wins"
   
   
   shit i saw on midway 
       SAE lifting half of their roof onto their roof by sheer manpower
           and all of carnival committee leaving the trailer to watch them
           "yo yo yo, go get some brothers to hold up this wall, it'll fall over if we don't"
       SAE's a real special place
           cutoff overall jeans
           and then leggings under them
           the guy with the overalls is in jeffrey's lab group

OLD BUSINESS

   the last committee to be made while mike is president
       change name to "the first last committee"
       motion to table until the next exec is elected
           PASSES
   
   the Thing!
       teardown is not dylan's fault this week
   
   spirit of the spirit of the thing
       returning it is not steven's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   climate change conspiracy: we are now in purple
       GENERALIZED CHAOS
       WAIT I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL CAN'T FIRE ME
       fuckin perf
   
   vast abuses of power up in this last meeting of the current exec
   
   filabuster committee in conjunction with some shit
       joe had a weekend
       that's it
   
   the committee to test the president reports: this is it mike, this is your final
   
   i guess now we're playing mao
       i heard mao and my brain just started hissing with white noise, drowning out the ruleswank    
       the nonrenewable energy companies, that's the way we fight the molepeople
           mole people (meeple)
       wait is this tabled
       annnnnd it didn't matter
   
   ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti: ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti
       ghoti
       what danger do the mole people pose to today's society
           eh
       fshhhhh bdm-ch
       motion to give this commitee a buggy
   PASSES
   $5 to joe, joe and all current past and future recsecs
   
   disappointing animal noises: to appreciate animals that just make really disappointing noises
       append: or normal animal noises made in a disappointing way
       eagles, google it
       humans, google it
       there's the hoot owl and also the herp owl
       fshhhhhh
       worms make the sound "you're a FUCKIN asshole"
       now of course it's not JUST CLIMATE CHANGE
           the moles are the lackeys of the lizard people
   PASSES
   $2 to ed, the kgb furry committee will chair
   
   decapitation: unfortunately, homestuck is ending and you're going to have to decapitate us
       not a homestuck today
           not a homestuck yesterday
       now because of this radiation, the mole people something something
       i do not understand homestuck anymore
           ONCE UPON A TIME I DID
       append: go decapitate people
       motion to storm the bastille
           YELLING
       what is murphy doing
       what are we all doing
       filabustering apparently
       i am but a humble spectator in this nonsense
   PASSES
   $2 to afalk, afalk will chair
   
   interruption committee
       no thanks
   
   second first last committee with mike as president: yeah, that
       motion to overturn the chair
           he did it. he flipped the stool over
   PASSES
   $2 to frieder, mike, frider, and the next pres will chair
   
   committee to unmask steven: maybe HE'S being sponsored by the mole people
       sorry frosty that joke was funnier
       motion to unmask frosty
       as an addendum, steven just wants to say that solar panels have nothing to do with the mole people conspiracy
           they did a puzzlehunt based on this plot once
       motion to remove "un" from the name of this committee
           passes
   PASSES
   $2 to afalk, disbanded
   
   philosophical zombie student org: a duplicate org, but just slightly fake
   PASSES
   $1 to joe, out of order club will chair
   
   april fools day protection: not to get fooled again
       THE PROF SCHEDULED AN EXAM
       AND THEN TOLD THEM IT WASN'T HAPPENING
       AND THEN FUCKING GAVE AN EXAM
       EVIL
       of course, the more interesting conspiracy is that the mole people infiltrated academia---
   PASSES
   $1 to raymond, april fools will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for food and supplies for the event
       PASSES

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Defectors party! (there's no apostrophe)
       2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM
   
   shirts
       booth shirts are done, come get em
       buggy shirts aren't quite here yet
       can prob get em any time at booth
       you can get ALL THE THINGS at the defector's party
           old stuff super cheap
           new stuff super normal price
   
   elections
       two hours! long meeting! think of stories!
       platforms due friday
   
   booth shifts
       and minutes hiatus
       

SCHMUCKS

   months ago we made an allocation to buy steven a gumball
       and made a motion to buy steven a gumball
       and exec HAS NOT PULLED THROUGH
       apparently there is no motion? so we don't have to do SHIT
   
   we STILL don't have an apache attack helicopter
   
   we DID buy worms an apple though
   
   R7 party,
       roselawn 7, 9pm, saturday

we are now in purple