Latest revision as of 20:56, 26 April 2023

Meeting 3/8/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - didn't realize that he'd been assigned to read the entire Supreme court model revisited, spent weekend doing that

Kaylie - got stardew valley boardgame. was good

James - had to read a paper on linguistics. agreed with the point but hated the presentation

Sawyer - now has lone pair

Kushal - was cooking indian food - asked to make not spicy, which is difficult after one has added chili spice

Oliver - said sketch stuff "I bank with whoever asks me the least questions"

Comm Reports

Liam - KGB puzzlehunt mem comm - puzzlehunt is on -DATE- so go to that <Probably belongs in schucks ngl>

Kaylie - QahtzRStoopid - cats laid next to each other, so are stupid but also friendship

Kevin - Good News comm - good news! Internship - must take drug test!

Oliver - ad-hoc can't stop won't stop game stop - stonks is doing well

Tim - nom comm - would like to briefly report, we've got elections coming up for exec on Apr 19th - will take nomms in two weeks time, so if you wanna run talk to exec

Oliver - adhoc chemists comm - if you study well for drug test, can get a lone pair above your name too!

Old Business

Thing goes to Keerthana - not her fault that the fact that kaylie had the thing last week, is her fault that henry had the thing for like, forever

Tim - no orders of the day

Oliver motions to take a look at the previous meeting's minutes

Tim - the minutes further elided various colors with fish not enough times - 19 colors replaced with 8 fish, not a good look

Oliver's specific motion - amend "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer" as posted in 18:11 to "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for James" - passed, been amended

New Business

   Keerthana - motion to make the only valid speling of minutes yoctoseconds
   Would be dilatory if it wasn't privlidged
   Failed

   Kaylie - motion to the left - -> 

   James - motion to make the "when this has stopped us before comm" - to answer when this has stopped us before. Oliver is one example. And Keerthana 
   Kevin - motion to amend the purpose to the comm to be "Oliver is one example. And Keerthana" - friendly
   Passed, sold to Tim for 99 yen. Chaired by "The comm of the whole"

   Oliver - motion to #define £1 as the number of lb of dogs in the nearest pound to breed hall pounding a # sign with 1 lbf of force 
   Probably close to 0, also is unitless
   Keerthana - can we only dicuss power in units of horsepower
   Passed, now have a new way to say 0 that will definitely get math taxed

   Sam - motion to make the filobuster comm - purpose: overstuff baklava
   Passed, auctioned to james for 200 yen - chaired by the senate

   Kaylie - motion to- *6:02'd*

   Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that a committee that is sold for less than $2 US dollars (or the equivalent in another currency) is automatically chaired by jk rowling
   Sam - wants to factor in not being retroactive, already implied by verbage
   James - POI context? JK is apparently on a huge transphobia spree
   Sam - has she done anything particularly bad in the past 2 weeks? no, but has in the last month in general
   Rule passes, been changed

   Sawyer - filibuster comm - to engage in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition into a foreign country or territory to foment or support a revolution
   PASSED BY ACCLIMATION WOO BAYBEE - sold to kaylie for 317 yen, chaired by anyone who has made baklava

   Liam - Motion to declare J.K. Rowling an official enemy of the KGB as an organization 
   Moves to vote, passes
   Prospekt - motion to engange in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition against JK Rowling - Out of order

   Sawyer - give the org. money comm - to pass a comm that I will pay to have JK rowling chair
   Fails, org doesn't want money

   Oliver - motion to make the phillybuster comm - with the purpose to stuff Philadelphia with baklava
   passes, sold to Oliver for 500 yen, chaired by a set of all human beings excluding JK Rowling

   Kate - "fuck I showed up to meeting but had a comm report" comm - Purpose: to be able to make your committee report anyway (hint help me make the standing rule hint)
   Kate - just for clarification: dez can avoid calling on her to make standing rule, can't avoid everyone
   Passed, sold to oliver for 218 yen, whichbanded

   Saywer - motion to #define 218 yen as "enough to stop JK Rowling"
   Tim - is it though
   James - shouldn't we have this switched
   Kate - just wanted to point out that us being in yen doesn't last after annual meeting, so will one outdate the other? No
   Sam - reminder  that as cool as the upcoming harry potter game looks, not buying it also stops her
   Passed

Real, Relevant Announcements

Nominations start in two week's time

Even this week: RPG Knight! come play some oneshots! sign up at the event post

Shmucks

Liam - making videojames, do the dm and do the form

Kaylie - help us make a virtual version of campus! Thursdays 5:00-730, saturdays 7:00 to 9:00 so we can do CTFWS and ITR? Tim - motion to fish fish fish, fish fish fish, fish fish and gtfo

-Meeting Adjourns-