Latest revision as of 20:56, 26 April 2023

Meeting 3/15/2021

Officer Reports

Kaylie - committed tax fraud w/ Oliver (not, lol)

James - despite fact that daylight saving times existed, reset clocks on night before, was confused when he thought about the amount of hours he could actually schleep

Sawyer - had event, there was steven. Is contractually obligated to make muffins for kevin

Kushal - computer rejects discord, is on phone. Lost sleep

OliverLiam - got first stabby, made sausages at home

Committee Reports

James - misapp. qahtz r stoopid comm - cat is standing in hallway and screaming, not at anything

Liam - cul stds. comm - turns out you can make sausage at home, is good

Sawyer - Adhoc JK Rowling comm - don't forget, 218!

Old Business

Keerthana had thing, who wants? James

Not his fault that school gives him a day off when he has no classes, is his fault that the school has given us a random day off

New Business

   Liam - motion to change the speling of "motions" to "motiojns", where the change in speling only applies to the parliamentary kind of motion, not regular movement kind 
   Kaylie chair looks favorably, as she is the one that made the mistake
   James - can you change speling of only one of the meanings of the word? - Kinnnd of?
   James - motion to only have this apply to the 'meetings' "motion", not like movement-motion
   Unfriendly, Pursues - Passes
   Main motion passes, been changed

   James - motiojn to create the motiojns in motion commttee - to use forces to cause motiojns to be in motion 
   Liam - wait, the singular isn't changed in speling
   James - plural s is a loosely bound suffix so the speling change should work backwards
   Passes by heavy abstention, Auctioned to James for 218 - auctioned to anyone in motion or part of a motiojn

   Tim - motion to go throught the motions of making motiojns

   Liam - motion to create the hatred comm - To create as many standing rules which, while not disruptive to the flow of the meeting, inspire a visceral feeling of disgust in as many people as possible
   Tim - motion to recreate the comm to make liam mad
   Main Motion Passes, sold to James for 216, chaired by JK Rowling

   James - elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT 
   Liam - can this be dilatory
   Tim - Amend purpose to: "elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT" - "Very Friendly"
   Passes, auctioned to James for 269, chaired by gnilwoR KJ

   Kate - Motion to change the speling to "motion" to "motijon" - also to only be used for when meeting- based context, not movement 
   Tim - motion to add the same proviso from the previous standing rule where the change only applies to meeting motijons, not movement motions
   James - linguist prescriptivism thinks its fine
   Liam - linguistic descriptivism comm - bad
   Tim - remember kids, plural doesn't have an N in it!
   Motion passes
   Postscript from tim: Remember kids: "plural" doesn't have an 'n', so the 'j' before the 'n'. "singular" has an 'i', so the 'j' goes after the 'i'.

   Liam - motion to create the linguistic rescriptivism committee - to create as many speling reforms as possible
   Passes, sold to Liam for enough to stop JK Rowling (218 yen) - chaired by anyone who spells colour with a U

   Kate -Motion to change the speling of colour to color kulor 
   James - change "color" to "kulor" - friendly
   Liam - motion approved by ad hoc anglophobia comm
   Passes

   James - motion to create the anglophobia committee - "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth" 
   Sam - motion to add an E between the L and O in anglophobia - unfriendly, pursued
   Passed, been changed to the Angleophobia comm
   Liam - motion to move the "e" one character to the left (the angelophobia comm)
   Passes, now the angelophobia comm
   Keerthana - Motion to add a u between o and b
   James wats
   Kate POI, what is the new purpose of the comm then?
   Passes, now "angelophoubia" committee
   Kate - Motion to change the word "teeth" in the purpose of this committee with "eyes" - fails
   motijon to replace "the teeth" in the purpose with "the teeth, the eyes, and the eye-teeth"
   Passes, now in the angelophoubia committee -  "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth, the eyes, and the eye teeth"
   Passes, auctioned to keerthana for 269 yen, chaired by Jowling Kowling Rowling

   Kevin - "motion to introduce these things" - motions to add 2 emoji - octoplus and octominuz
   Passes by acclimation

Real/Relevant Announcements

Nominations begin in a week

talk to exec if you want to know more about roles

James - event is movie night - come have good time

Schmucks

Tim - do you like basketball or not like basketball or kinda like basketball? - is doing a bracket, details are in schmucks

Liam - do you like puzzles, hunting, and killing (puzzles)? check schmucks for puzzlehunt stuffs. There are prizes!

Tim - motion to purple

Liam - play game

-Meeting Adjourns-