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MEETING 5/2\n\nREPORTS\n\nKevin: Movie\n\nTwain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, \n\nNew person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park\n\nCharles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying\n\nKushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend\n\nJulia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy\n\nHoward: Little studying\n\nKaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!\n\nCommittee Reports\n\nCommittee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office\n\nTotally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm\n\nCorn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel\n\nCats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(\n\nAd hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)\n\nAd hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel\n\nPenguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving\n\nSword of gamocles: \n\nPinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”\n\nMotion to take L: Out of order\n\nAdhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic\n\nOut of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(\n\nTim: bruschetta hor’deurves\n\nLiam: everything is too much worse\n\nKaylie: we have an event this week\n\nOLD BUSINESS\n\nOliver has the thing \n\nThe fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault\n\n4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”\n\nMotion to table until until October 1 2022, \n\nAmendment to 2202, failed (0-2)\n\nPassed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022\n\nAssassination attempts have been made on the president\n\nNEW BUSINESS\n\nHoward: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps\n\nOliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)\n\nLiam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)\n\n“adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week\n\nJames: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees\n\nTwain: motion to table for a week\n\nPassed: been  “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week\n\nLiam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow\n\nHoward: mad about hexcode\n\nKushal: not my fault\n\nHoward: all part of my plan\n\nJames: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe\n\nLiam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing\n\nOliver: eat beets\n\nLiam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots\n\nKaylie: motion to left\n\nTim: space program for mixing stars and piss\n\nCosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard\n\nLiam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) \n\nCharles: dimensional analysis, $^2\n\nLiam: understand that dollars are scalars\n\nKevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)\n\nTim: if you fold dollars can be square\n\nJames: mail dollar to KGB\n\nLiam: mail James to KGB, needs funds\n\nPassed! New standing rule.\n\nCharles: motion to the floor\n\nOliver: motion to table for two weeks\n\nJames: motion to table for 2 weeks\n\nLiam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”\n\nSold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”\n\nKaylie: is the floor lava\n\nFloor is lava committee: yes\n\nTim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”\n\nOliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly\n\nKaylie: magma these nuts\n\nSold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets\n\nANNOUNCEMENTS\n\nWE R KGB\n\nNo more meetings, no more exec meetings\n\nEvent sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy\n\nSummer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there\n\nSCHMUCKS\n\nKushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested\n\nOliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise\n\nLiam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole\n\nTim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix\n\nLiam: buy moar tangerines\n\nKushal: Space\n\nKushal: purple purple GTFO\n\n\n\n
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==OFFICER REPORTS==
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- Kevin: Movie
 +
- Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad,  
 +
    - New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park
 +
- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying
 +
- Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend
 +
- Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy
 +
- Howard: Little studying
 +
- Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!
 +
 
 +
==COMMITTEE REPORTS==
 +
- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office
 +
- Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm
 +
- Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel
 +
- Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(
 +
- Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)
 +
- Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel
 +
- Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving
 +
- Sword of gamocles:  
 +
- Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”
 +
- Motion to take L: Out of order
 +
- Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic
 +
- Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(
 +
- Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves
 +
- Liam: everything is too much worse
 +
- Kaylie: we have an event this week
 +
OLD BUSINESS
 +
Oliver has the thing  
 +
The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault
 +
 
 +
4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”
 +
- Motion to table until until October 1 2022,  
 +
- Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2)
 +
- Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022
 +
Assassination attempts have been made on the president
 +
 
 +
==NEW BUSINESS==
 +
- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps
 +
- Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)
 +
- Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)
 +
- “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week
 +
 
 +
- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees
 +
- Twain: motion to table for a week
 +
- Passed: been  “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week
 +
 
 +
- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow
 +
- Howard: mad about hexcode
 +
- Kushal: not my fault
 +
- Howard: all part of my plan
 +
- James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe
 +
- Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing
 +
- Oliver: eat beets
 +
- Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots
 +
- Kaylie: motion to left
 +
- Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss
 +
- Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard
 +
 
 +
- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign)  
 +
- Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2
 +
- Liam: understand that dollars are scalars
 +
- Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)
 +
- Tim: if you fold dollars can be square
 +
- James: mail dollar to KGB
 +
- Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds
 +
- Passed! New standing rule.
 +
 
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- Charles: motion to the floor
 +
- Oliver: motion to table for two weeks
 +
- James: motion to table for 2 weeks
 +
- Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”
 +
- Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”
 +
 
 +
- Kaylie: is the floor lava
 +
- Floor is lava committee: yes
 +
- Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”
 +
- Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly
 +
- Kaylie: magma these nuts
 +
- Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets
 +
 
 +
==ANNOUNCEMENTS==
 +
WE R KGB
 +
No more meetings, no more exec meetings
 +
Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy
 +
Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there
 +
 
 +
==SCHMUCKS==
 +
Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested
 +
Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise
 +
Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole
 +
Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix
 +
Liam: buy moar tangerines
 +
Kushal: Space
 +
Kushal: purple purple GTFO

Revision as of 16:06, 11 August 2023

OFFICER REPORTS

- Kevin: Movie - Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, 

   - New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park

- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying - Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend - Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy - Howard: Little studying - Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!

COMMITTEE REPORTS

- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office - Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm - Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel - Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :( - Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB) - Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel - Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving - Sword of gamocles: - Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders” - Motion to take L: Out of order - Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic - Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :( - Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves - Liam: everything is too much worse - Kaylie: we have an event this week OLD BUSINESS Oliver has the thing The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault

4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.” - Motion to table until until October 1 2022, - Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2) - Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022 Assassination attempts have been made on the president

NEW BUSINESS

- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps - Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed) - Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order) - “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week

- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees - Twain: motion to table for a week - Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week

- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow - Howard: mad about hexcode - Kushal: not my fault - Howard: all part of my plan - James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe - Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing - Oliver: eat beets - Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots - Kaylie: motion to left - Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss - Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard

- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) - Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2 - Liam: understand that dollars are scalars - Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.) - Tim: if you fold dollars can be square - James: mail dollar to KGB - Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds - Passed! New standing rule.

- Charles: motion to the floor - Oliver: motion to table for two weeks - James: motion to table for 2 weeks - Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that” - Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”

- Kaylie: is the floor lava - Floor is lava committee: yes - Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace” - Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly - Kaylie: magma these nuts - Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets

ANNOUNCEMENTS

WE R KGB No more meetings, no more exec meetings Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there

SCHMUCKS

Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix Liam: buy moar tangerines Kushal: Space Kushal: purple purple GTFO

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