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Officer Reports

Jared

Watched a lot of Get Smart -- the original. Dead space -- hacking limbs off of Zombies. Had to leave before stock show. Call him Hick if you like.

Glisson

Weekend and then some. Dad's midlife crisis was to start a cattle farm. Wrestled cows over Christmas break. Played a ton of video games. And a ton of role playing games.

New People

Gabe -- Creative Writing -- Likes tube socks -- Saw a bunch of people. Chris -- CS -- Used to able to do the alphabet backwards in under 4 seconds -- wearing pants -- practiced beating people with plumming supplies. Tony -- every event, no meetings. -- Physics -- ferromagnetic fluid over break. Jack -- CS -- really never been to a meeting before -- owns a Frisbee -- played lots of rock band.

Carolyn

(not here)

Evan

NOT THE SAME PERSON. At Cornell now. Not really at CMU anymore. But is real.

EVENT: Making masks for upcoming mascaraed ball.

Last one never happened (dropped the ball) but making masks for a ball he won't go to.

Nicole

Had a break. Went to Florida. All her high school friends are on drugs and drinking and getting married. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA.

Drew

Did a lot of nothing over break.

Best part of being recsec -- no one knows if you are wearing pants.

Laura

Lazybumed. Pittsburgh is back. Ahh classes again. No Tartan.

Carolyn

Davis kills the joy and runs late. Happy to be back. Great break. Arrived home during a week-long power outage. Went to California and it was 60 and gorgeous.

EVENT: Making masks for upcoming mascaraed ball.

Useless person auction! We get lots of money for booth by selling people. People Volunteer to be sold. Highest bidder gets you for six hours over the course of this semester. Can't violate your Moral, Financial Social Religious or Academic core. Get lots of money -- sometimes 2000 in a night. Protection against creepypeople. More details coming.

Liz

Winterbreak. Overnow. Sweet. Overnow. Awww. Allbegood.

Committees

Steelers Committee

Massive Success!

Groan at Ben Wolfe's Jokes

Faith. Twin girls, named them Hope and Change. Weren't good sharers. The last cookie. Hope had it, Chance wasn't happy. "Give chance a peace".

Shawn and Quxuum Variety Hour

The Shawn and Quxuum Variety Hour will be much more entertaining now that Shawn has a college degree. *massive applause*. Majored in Science!

Pop Occultism

Be curious always. Knowledge will not acquire you, you must acquire it. Like a disease.
Smile and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
Don't give into cynicism.
Courage is not the absence of fear -- it is the conquest of it.
No one can walk backwards into the future -- unless you are Michal Jackson.
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
Be considerate of your teachers -- Egyptology.
Someone is speaking well of you -- show you the email Mark Murphy sent him.
Procrastination is the fear of success -- Shawn feared it for 17 years.
Character is who you are when no one is watching -- For the last four weeks. Character has been standing around in t-shirt and Jeans.

Row of Matts

Success! I mean, Pentagon of Matts.

Assassins

Missed it last semester? Here is how assassins work. You hit people with socks. Wants to run it again. Interested? Email Glisson at mglisson@andrew.scribble. If you do sign up, should spend a decent amount of time on Campus or at least keep in touch.

Puzzling

Here is how the puzzle worked.

ITR

ITR again.

Time Travel

Been gone so long that he doesn't know half of us. Working on fixing this.

Committee that Won't exist

Failure.

Ad Hoc This is why I changed my name to Mander

Success

Old Business

jboning lost of pfenning. But does have a picture he drew of a pfenning that he values at one pfenning. (<3)

New Business

Kentucky Fried Bear Committee

Purpose: Cook bears with fireballs. Didn't catch that, could barely here us. Jokes are too much to bear. Legal? Bear-ly. Very Polar-izing committee. Very Grizzly idea. We should just grin and Bear it. Anyone trying to top it would find himself in Dire straights. Catholic school bears in trouble? In Favor: Fireball noise Opposed: Bear noise. Abstaining: Bear jokes. $50 (Where by '$50' I mean '$4') to Labbott. Labbott Jared and Richard to chair.

Committee to Take off Drew Pants

Purpose: Figure out what Jared is thinking. (Nothing to do with my pants). Commitee to Make Exec act like kittens approves. In Favor: Flap. Oppose: Arm waves. Against: Arm wave. Passes to Ammaresc. Disbanded. I heart him.

$100 for Mask Making

Passed by Acclamation.

Find out what Jared is thinking about committee

Purpose: Take off Drew's pants. In Favor: Go Argh at Ben Wolf. Opposed: Attempt to preform telekineses. Abstaining: Make fun of Glisson. Passes for $3. Jared to chair.

Some Committee about Caffeine

Powerthirst approves. Anything worth saying at all... FOUR HUNDRED COMMITTEES. In Favor: Think how disgusting caffeine with Mayonnaise would be. Agasint: Call Dr House a Jerk Abstaining: Squid. $3 to Ammarasc. Him and executive controller of coca cola to chair.

Revisionist Historian

Axis and Allies approves. Time travel will approve. Actually it already did. Seems like Deja Vu all-over again. In Favor: Revise History. Opposed: Steel someones hair. Abstaining: Find a piece of steel and his been wolf. $9 to Zhouyan. All those signing some treaty to chair.

KGB starring a Groundhog

Purpose: Recreate KGB meeting using groundhogs. KGB *ing a groundhog? KGB the 3rd most famous groundhog in PA. Of all the ideas for the next KGB the movie, this is one of them. Groundhog day starring the KGB. (timing is off). Misappropriate Bill Murry approves. (WHOS GOING TO BELIVE YOU). If we see our shadows, how many more weeks of KGB? Keep groundhogs in apartment? In Favor: Act like a groundhog. Opposed: Wonder what that was supposed to be? Abstain: Wonder what just happened. $8 to Zsparks, Paul and Bill Murry to chair.

Announcements

EVENT! Mask Making!

Useless people action!

Pay fo committees during meetings, as Labbot wants to run off.

EXEC HAS MOVED. 4:30 on Tuesday.

Schmucks

Assassins.

Stuco in Flash?

MIT Puzzle Hunt. You should remote solve.

ITR Saturday 10pm.

Evan: booth: lots of fun. Spend time, but not too much time. Classes are in important -- Evan decided that he would rather have a booth than a degree. If you have three to pair (like even) you can give it up. If only only have one, don't.

Cluster rave. Sometime.

Computer with working Modem? Whats a Modem?

Not aware of the Bill Murry story, am sorry. Dannel has seen 4 graffiti Bill Murrys, in like Peru. Knew a guy who was like "at Duke, a guy had a party and posted "Bill Murry won't show up to my party" and so to spite him, Bill Murry did"

ESG has been fucked by spacequest. So it is meeting in 5304. (Same time, 6:30 Monday).

ESG keeps moving closer to the cluster.