Revision as of 02:14, 6 October 2009

Officer Reports

Glisson

Had a weekend. Best friend from high school came. Knows about the KGB; never actually saw the KGB. Lost voice. Has cardboard tube.

Alan

Oh man! Had a weekend. Not enough sleep.

New People

Clyde, CS, NY (long island), sometimes stares at the sun for too long Jason, high school, looking to be CS, has five fingers on right hand including thumb. Liz, ECE, born in Moscow, likes sushi

Richard (zsparks)

Had a weekend. Involved being Richard; certainly not being zsparks and making pie.

Emily

Had a weekend. Saw friends from last year. Will be flagging for CIA. #cslounge

Josiah

Oh man! Had a weekend. Missed event due to InterVarsity overnighter. While at the church, found a hatch in the floor. There should be a Committee to Tunnel Everywhere.

Laura

Had a weekend. Involved a lot of compilers. Needs to do more compilers.

Derek

Had a week. Yahoo happened. Got up early on Saturday to climb around on a defector's house redoing electrical wiring.

Announcements

Underground Tour

Some shit got broken on the Tour. It needs to get paid for, either by us or other responsible parties. They want some sort of service project, either by us or other responsible parties.

Have ideas for service projects! Have ideas so awesome that we can't believe we didn't think of them before. Best case scenario: we find something that (1) fulfills the requirement, (2) is so awesome that we reeeaaally want to do it, (3) improves the public perception of KGB, and (4) helps some people realize that KGB is a place where they fit in!

We're going to try to make sure that this doesn't happen in the future.

• Emphasize rule 0
• Remind members to help keep public events orderly

Committee Reports

Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes

A pirate's favorite file transfer program: rsync

The Kesdenpult Committee

Soon there will be a new place to launch

Committee to Bring KGB Down From the Inside

CIA defections from Exec are going at an acceptable rate

Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee

List of Guitarmy ranks

Fortune Telling Fish Committee

Misappropriates Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7: r7 residents should learn to swim really really soon

Cohort 2.0 Committee

Pie

Misappropriated More Pants Committee

If you have left a pair of size 34 jean shorts in Roselawn 7, notify Ben Wolf or they will be discarded on 10/10.

I Rolled a Four Committee

Success

Misappropriated Committee to Amend Committee Reports of Others

Used to get this feeling of wanting to run around naked. Got some windex, and it keeps him from streaking.

Pop Occultism Committee

When one must, one can. Look, good fortune is around you.

Misappropriated Commitee to Vie For jokeserver's Crown

Ad-Hoc Worst Spoonerisms Ever Committee

Alan was with some camp leadership people; leader tried to say "only one more day guys" and s/d/g/

Old Business

David has the thing. The sad, sorry fate of those in Roselawn 7 is not his fault.

New Business

Committee to Invite Heads of State to CTFWS

Purpose: Committee to Invite Heads of State to CTFWS

Will also be inviting tails of state

Will also be inviting previous revisions of state

Would the secret service agents wield wand of vengeance?

Note: CTFWS has been held in Scotland!

Favor: impersonate heads of state being hit with a wand of vengeance; Opposed: give a fox news report about barack obama playing ctfws; Abstain: impersonate Barack Obama playing basketball

$5 to Alan; anyone who enjoys CTFWS

Teddy Roosevelt Was a Liar Commitee

Purpose: to avoid speoaking softly and carrying big sticks

THE LOUD COMMITTEE APPROVES

Ad-Hoc Committee to Perform Stealth Operations with a Telephone Pole approves

Favor: be very soft but brandish your stick; Opposed: be very loud and have a small stick; Abstain: give the evil eye to zach sparks

$4 to aballard; disbanded (because TR was such a badass, he'd rise from the grave and kill us all)

The Chair Does Not Recognize Yo' Ass Commmittee

Purpose: to get Glisson to say "the chair does not RECOGNIZE yo' ass" more often

The CIA has special chairs that do a butt scan.

• aren't those called copiers?

Favor: follow robert's rules to the letter by voting in a calm manner; Opposed: attempt to create a committee

$5 to Alan; Glisson

Ska Pirates Committee

Feels very strongly about heavy metal ninjas

Favor: pirate a ska player; Opposed: politely buy a classical music player; Abstain: pirate Ben Wolf

$6 to Matt; anybody who enjoys ska and/or pirates

Allocate $50 for event

Good Idea.

Vespene Neutrality Committee

Purpose: to reduce KGB's reliance on foreign sources of vespene gas

Vespene? Where we're going, ...

Purpose (appended): to promote the use of clean vespene

Construct additional tangerines

Do you know how many jobs there are in the vespene industry?

Favor: require cleaner vespene gas; Opposed: require more vespene gas; Abstain: build more grunts

$3 to Quuxum; anybody who's waving their hand right now

Announcements

Event

Improv Night! PH A18B.

Dues

Pay your dues! The sheet is up to date.

Puzzle Hunt

Happening on Nov 7th, the week before Microsoft puzzle challenge. Looking for staff, and staph, and strep. And playtesters. Email djurado@andrew.

Pravda?

SUBMIT TO IT.

Schmucks

Shawn

Got new glasses; laptop screens are parallelograms.