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Officer Reports<br>
 
Officer Reports<br>
Jboning:
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Jboning:<br>
it was his birthday - no longer a teenager
+
it was his birthday - no longer a teenager<br>
is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car
+
is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car<br>
Eforney:
+
Eforney:<br>
went to two formal dances in a row
+
went to two formal dances in a row<br>
lots of work
+
lots of work<br>
new people!
+
new people!<br>
    Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs
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    Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs<br>
    Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich
+
    Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich<br>
    Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals
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    Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals<br>
Zsparks:
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Zsparks:<br>
workdeathing
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workdeathing<br>
no event - he IS the event
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no event - he IS the event<br>
EVENT!
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EVENT: end-of-year picnic in Farpark <br>
end-of-year picnic in Farpark  
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Arsenij:<br>
Arsenij:
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Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do<br>
Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do
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More reading than everything in class so far<br>
More reading than everything in class so far
+
Twright:<br>
Twright:
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Not enough sleep, lots of work<br>
Not enough sleep, lots of work
+
Maybe wearing pants<br>
Maybe wearing pants
+
Scorri:<br>
Scorri:
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Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy<br>
Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy
+
Made money at useless people<br>
Made money at useless people
+
Bubbles:<br>
Bubbles:
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was terrified by throwing money<br>
was terrified by throwing money
+
went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop<br>
went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop
+
OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)<br>
OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)
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<br>
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Committees<br>
Committees
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Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome<br>
Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome
+
Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people<br>
Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people
+
Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel<br>
Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel
+
Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes<br>
Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes
+
Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning<br>
Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning
+
251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is awesome with pokemon<br>
251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is
+
Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can<br>
    awesome with pokemon
+
Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid nitrogen?<br>
Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can
+
Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule<br>
Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid
+
Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec<br>
  nitrogen?
+
Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)<br>
Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule
+
Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen<br>
Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec
+
<br>
Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)
+
Old Business<br>
Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen
+
Half to BSWolf<br>
 
+
<br>
Old Business
+
New Business<br>
Half to BSWolf
+
Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know how weird it feels after being in exec<br>
 
+
    Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"<br>
New Business
+
    Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting<br>
Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know
+
    Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees<br>
      how weird it feels after being in exec
+
Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks<br>
    Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"
+
    Change to "Russian Exec"<br>
    Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting
+
    Change to "Prussian Exec"<br>
    Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees
+
    Change to "Crushin' Exec"<br>
Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks
+
    Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member<br>
    Change to "Russian Exec"
+
Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for KGB members<br>
    Change to "Prussian Exec"
+
    (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)<br>
    Change to "Crushin' Exec"
+
    Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an achievement<br>
    Change purpose to "create zachary zed-sparks..." not friendly, failed
+
Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all seafood committees together under one banner<br>
    Change to "Keep on Truckin' Exec" no second, failed
+
    Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle<br>
    Change to "Crush-tation Exec" not friendly,
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    Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly<br>
    Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member
+
    Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse<br>
Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for
+
Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her to wear pink" with purpose success!<br>
      KGB members
+
    Change to "...hot pink..."<br>
    (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)
+
    Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."<br>
    Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an
+
    Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself<br>
      achievement
+
Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to KGB<br>
Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all
+
    Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to KGB<br>
      seafood committees together under one banner
+
Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!<br>
    Change name to "Committee against Evil Seafood League", failed
+
Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious<br>
    Append "...and then ban them" to the purpose", failed
+
    Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"<br>
    Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle
+
    Much Wankery from bblum, quuxum, etc.<br>
    Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly
+
    Motion postponed indefinitely<br>
    Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a
+
Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif<br>
      fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse
+
    Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA<br>
Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her
+
<br>
      to wear pink" with purpose success!
+
Announcement<br>
    Change to "...hot pink..."
+
EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark<br>
    Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."
+
Glisson has parts to sextant<br>
    Change to "...higher-order typed pink..." fails
+
Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing<br>
    Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself
+
<br>
Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to
+
Shmucks<br>
      KGB
+
Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws<br>
    Change purpose to "Consult Advice Dog for advice" fails
+
Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits<br>
    Change purpose to "...Bad advice..." fails
+
<br>
    Change purpose to "Good 'advice' committee" fails
 
    Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to
 
      KGB
 
Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!
 
Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose
 
antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
 
    Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"
 
    Change purpose to twright is a loser twright is a loser twright
 
        is a loser - not friendly
 
    Much Wankery from bblum
 
    Motion postponed indefinitely
 
Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif
 
    Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA
 
 
 
Announcement
 
EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark
 
Glisson has parts to sextant
 
Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing
 
 
 
Shmucks
 
Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws
 
Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits
 

Revision as of 13:39, 22 September 2010

Officer Reports
Jboning:
it was his birthday - no longer a teenager
is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car
Eforney:
went to two formal dances in a row
lots of work
new people!
Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs
Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich
Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals
Zsparks:
workdeathing
no event - he IS the event
EVENT: end-of-year picnic in Farpark
Arsenij:
Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do
More reading than everything in class so far
Twright:
Not enough sleep, lots of work
Maybe wearing pants
Scorri:
Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy
Made money at useless people
Bubbles:
was terrified by throwing money
went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop
OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)

Committees
Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome
Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people
Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel
Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes
Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning
251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is awesome with pokemon
Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can
Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid nitrogen?
Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule
Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec
Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)
Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen

Old Business
Half to BSWolf

New Business
Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know how weird it feels after being in exec
Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"
Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting
Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees
Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks
Change to "Russian Exec"
Change to "Prussian Exec"
Change to "Crushin' Exec"
Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member
Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for KGB members
(Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)
Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an achievement
Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all seafood committees together under one banner
Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle
Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly
Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse
Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her to wear pink" with purpose success!
Change to "...hot pink..."
Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."
Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself
Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to KGB
Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to KGB
Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!
Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"
Much Wankery from bblum, quuxum, etc.
Motion postponed indefinitely
Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif
Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA

Announcement
EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark
Glisson has parts to sextant
Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing

Shmucks
Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws
Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits