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When I Was A Kid All I Had To Play With Was A Stick And Some Dirt Committee: to find interesting stuff to do with this stick | When I Was A Kid All I Had To Play With Was A Stick And Some Dirt Committee: to find interesting stuff to do with this stick | ||
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Revision as of 15:58, 28 April 2014
OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
involved sleeping a lot on Saturday because they pulled an all nighter on Thursday/Friday
and then studying on Sunday
Dillon
had a weekend
event, we sat on our asses
played Two Rooms and a Boom
which was amazing
so amazing he played it again on Sunday
Zora
had a weekend
went to the event, left before Two Rooms and a Boom
which is good because they don't really like mafia games
studied on Saturday
studied on Sunday
also last booth meeting of the semester!
went to Two Rooms and a Boom, but just sort of sat and studied
because of aforementioned dislike of mafia games
Marlena
had a weekend
mostly eating food and event and that thing is happening where she doesn't remember what happened this weekend so
JRAM
had a weekend
decided to take the Putnam at midnight on Friday
realized that half the schools he applied to hadn't received his GRE
and that the GRE seems to have erased all evidence of his existance
EVENT
Geek Eat
Meet Wednesday at 4:00 at the Black Chairs
let JRAM know if you're driving or biking or not going with the general group
Caroline
had a weekend
started on Friday and looked at all of her things in boxes and managed to move in like two trips!
ANNOUNCEMENT
she is resigning!
because of a badly timed class
jcolmar is the new 1vp!
James
had a weekend
basically cut out of five different social engagements because of a take home final on how to maintain intimate relationships
yep
Broman
had a weekend sort of
a lot of studying
maybe
has a lot of things in the next 24 hours
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Time Travel Committee
successful time compression
ad hoc I Don't Know What Committee This Should Go In
probably Oren's last meeting as a student here
he thanks us
(we'll miss you Oren)
ad hoc, possibly misappropriated Defectors Committee
where will Oren be going?
Iowa
ad hoc Continuing Sadness Committee
frieder hopes to see us in the future
Kirby And McGinnis Variety Hour
half success, half failure
Snarky Freshmen Committee
adds Frieder as chair
Sharky Freshmen Committee
adds Skye as chair
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
Shelby adopted a kitten
Gabby the tabby
Skyentology Committee
sorry for the stuff falling from the sky
instead of studying, Broman wrote a press release
and is reading it now
no I am not writing it down
it involved geosynchronous orbit, that's important for a later joke
ad hoc I Wanted To Be An Astronaut When I Was A Child Committee
Marlena wanted to do the floaty thing
Innovative Technologies Committee
we're working on that kind of geosynchronous orbit
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
not being 1vp anymore and finals are not Caroline's fault
NEW BUSINESS
When I Was A Kid All I Had To Play With Was A Stick And Some Dirt Committee: to find interesting stuff to do with this stick
change "And Some Dirt" to "And Some Chalk"
PASSES
yoga and fighting are the same thing
motion to place quote marks around "Stick"
FAILS
ad hoc Very Bad Ideas Committee: so Caroline thought of making everybody wheat and making that the scythe
but no
bad idea
motion to knight the new First VP
out of order
$2 to Frieder, whoever holds the talking stick will chair
Order Of Out Committee: out to be of order
change name to "Out Of Order"
PASSES
how does this committee feel about that sign in the number garden?
pretty good
we share joke we are friends now
Oren said a thing, all eforney heard was butt out
$13 to McGinnis, he and this gentleman and the current president shall chair
(I don't know who he gestured to sorry)
motion to night the First VP
how does he feel about this?
eh
what comes with the nighting privileges?
nighthood
Committee To Be A Troll And Collaborate With The Recsec: success
Frieder is gonna be Broman
he's growing up
does he get a squire?
only if the motion passes
also all of this is dilatory
will he get a squirrel?
is mayonaise an instrument?
Committee To Get Us Back Into The Discussion Of Something Proper: being fulfilled at this very moment
change all "proper" to "vulgar"
PASSES
motion to replace the name of this committee with the name of this committee
dilatory
(thank you)
PASSES I guess
$5 to McGinnis, he and eforney will chair
Hypnosis Committee: to pay Marlena's college tuition
Frieder will pay her college tuition
Rory hears we'll all be paying Marlena's tuition
wake up! wake up now!
change name to "Hip Hop Nosis"
PASSES
hypnosis isn't a TM
motion to cloture
PASSES
the question has been called
PASSES
$6 to Marlena, whoever pays her tuition will chair (in this case her parents and the government)
Metritization Of Seconds Committee: to quantify how strong a second is
antistone
Stuart's gonna SLUG you for that pun
does this mean a minute is equal to a strong second?
no
ad hoc Advocates Of Base Twelve Committee: displeased with this motion
Skyentology Committee: hasn't been using SI units for years
motion to switch KGB to the imperial system
dilatory
motion to change KGB's system to one invented by us, in which we measure a foot based on the current president's foot
no
motion to change SI to Soviet Units
we don't have that power
motion to reflect on the fact that we're having a discussion about which type of units is better
dilatory, but successful
FAILS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Geek Eat, meet at 4:00 at the UC black chairs
bring cash
sweatshirts'll be here at the beginning of next semester
SCHMUCKS
nope
we are now in purple
