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Officer Reports Marlena had a weekend... and it is still the weekend Stuart had a weekend and potentially finished his os hw

   New folks: 
   Gabi! From NJ, Bio, has hair
   Maija! Goes to Pitt, Studio Arts and Psych

Mike had a weekend involving truly awful movies -- we are UNDERGROUND TOUR. A lot of fun, come enjoy yourself Zora had a weekend -- the same thing as everyone else Skye had weekend Dillon gets changed thrown at him Frieder had a weekend

Existing Committees Reports The illustrious journalist collective is back... We're concerned about Google Fiber

The DJK Is so Full of himself committee in conjunction with the DJK Secret Southerner Committee and the DJK Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- well they dont live here anymore

The misappropriated culinary R&D committee has come back

The Shark Puns committee says nado

The "Science" committee would like to report that bananas are eggs

AFalk had the thing, but she is not here... Erin has the spirit of the thing is not at fault for spontaneous rain

"The Committee to be passed later this meeting " was tabled until this meeting from last meeting

    Motion to table until 5 years from now
    Ammended to change the name to the "Committee that failed to be passed 5 years ago"

The stupidly specific prophecies committee With the purpose of making this bullshit easier

    Auction: 
   $3 to Mike
   Chaired by anyone who doesn't know whats going on

Motion to create the committee to create the comittee to make motions Purpose to make motions

   Vote: Passed!
   $3 to Frieder
   Chaired by DJ, Owen, and Frieder

Bugmars With the purpose of confusing people

   Vote: Passed
    $10 to egarbade
   Disbanded!

4 Towers Committee Purpose: Everyone holds up their arms

    There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share towers
    The scissor cannon committee will make it ok
    Vote! Passed
    $6 to Mike
    Chaired: Mike and anyone else *raising their arms

Mixed up Song Lyrics Committee Purpose: Red the blood of angry men tea a drink with jam and bread

    Vote
    $2 to Frieder
    Chaired: JRAM and Frieder

The *awkward silence Purpose: Ummm uhhhh

    $6 to Owen
   DISBANDED

Continuously get quieter and quieter Purpose: to get quieter and quieter until we can no longer hear ach other

   The illustrious journalist collective is spewing shit
   Vote 
    $4 to Steffan
   Chaired by anyone not currently talking

Motion to create the committee for the KGB to whore itself out Purpose: not what it sounds like

   Can we be a mixed-level marketing scheme?
   $4 to Maija 
   Chaired by Maija

The Rain Structure Committee Purpose: Why is it raining?

    Buncha haikus
     No more haikus
   $1 to Owen
   Chaired: __________

Kill all our humans Purpose: with kindness

   I hear the corpses of your enemies are very in this season
   Vote: Passed
   $4 to Shelby
   Chaired: none of you fucking humans

Motion to define Robo-dollar to $4

   Died brutally

Motion to create the committee not to exceed $15 Purpose ~raising~ money for ~donations~ for ~charitable~ causes

   Have you heard the good word of Satan
   "Charitable Causes" is Frieder's porn star name
   Vote
   $1 to Stuart
   Stuart shall Chair

Committee for rolling down large hills Purpose: to improve events on large hills by screaming "weeeeee" as well roll down large hills

   Mountain top removal is very difficult 
   Vote: Passed
   $4 to Joe
   Chaired by the Hill People

Allocation of $150 for supplies for the next two events

Committee to get specific KGB members to get involved in politics and someday become prime minister Purpose: Dillontory

   $11 to Dillon
   Chaired: Dillon and any of his loyal subjects

Motion to create the committee to find out what Owen's joke was Purpose: what if there was no joke?

   We'll we're the KGB Aren't we 
   $8 to Owen
   Chaired by Owen and Craig (the only people who know the joke)

Fake ID Committee Purpose to create convincing yet false primitive submissions of our subconscious

   Vote
   $4 to Christian
   DISBANDED

Comically Wealthy Committee Purpose: to browse the mansion section from our luxurious stateroom f*ck, f*ck, what the f*ck

   The committee to whore out the KGB is thinking
   Vote 
   $1 to DJK
   Chaired by himself and everyone on wall street

Real Relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization!

   Underground Tour is on Friday! Meet at the UC Black Chairs at 7:30
   Tell Stories, Hold Signs, Cook Foods -- it's going to be great
   Pay your dues.

Purple and Pho

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-Marlena had a Summer
+Officer Reports
-Stuart was a monkey
+Marlena had a weekend... and it is still the weekend
-     New People!
+Stuart had a weekend and potentially finished his os hw
-     Avi -- Philly, CogSci, 13 size shoes
+     New folks:
-     Chris - ECE, NYC, Jeans
+     Gabi! From NJ, Bio, has hair
-    Maddie - IS, Q
+     Maija! Goes to Pitt, Studio Arts and Psych
-    Chris - CS, Pittsburhg, tea
+Mike had a weekend involving truly awful movies -- we are         UNDERGROUND TOUR. A lot of fun, come enjoy yourself
-    Joseph - Omaha, CS, computers
+Zora had a weekend -- the same thing as everyone else
-    Joe - ECE, khakis
+Skye had weekend
-    Rajat - ECE, scissors
+Dillon gets changed thrown at him
-    Paul - CFA, NJ, Indian food
+Frieder had a weekend
-Mike had a summer with the pittsburgh weather machine and fell off a wall
-    We have an event!
-         Friday, UC Black Chairs, 5:30 for Potluck on Flagstaff
-Zora had a summer, Madison, ladders
-    PRAVDA!!!!!
-Skye had a Summer
-Dillon is not here -- Stuart is Dillon
-Frieder had a Summer -- he worked at a place
-Reports from existing committees --
+Existing Committees Reports
-Innovative Technologies -- new vectors
+The illustrious journalist collective is back... We're concerned about Google Fiber
-    Sorry but their vectors dont have directions
-Dan John Nightmare in Dreamland --
-Spontaneous Shark Puns -- summer is finish
-Ad Hoc Spontaneous Mosquitos -- vectors with malaria
-The Skyentology Committee wants to fix everyones name
-The Committee to Rename Everyone Reece expresses disapproval
-The DJK committess fail
-The Xander isn't here today comittee -- did you know, erasers can be nunchucks
-The call committee would like to call
-The ad hoc shoe donation committee approves of shoes
-     New New person!!!!!
-         Brooke, attends King School of Law, lives in Peters Township, she sleeps
-The spoke sign language committee is recruiting
-The ad hoc make you feel old committee reports 2008 was 6 years ago
-The committee of uncertainty would like to ummm uhhhh
+The DJK Is so Full of himself committee in conjunction with the DJK Secret Southerner Committee and the DJK Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- well they dont live here anymore
-Afalks has the thing
+The misappropriated culinary R&D committee has come back
-New Business --
+The Shark Puns committee says nado
-Motion to create the committee to be created later this meeting
-Purpose: does the previous report make sense?
-    Motion to table
-   Tabled!!!!!!!!!
-Comittee to be created earlier this meeting
+The "Science" committee would like to report that bananas are eggs
-Purpose: so it can be invocked as needed
-    Motion to table
-    Dilatory?
-    Failed
-Furniture committee
+AFalk had the thing, but she is not here...
-Purpose: rep the chair and be table
+Erin has the spirit of the thing is not at fault for spontaneous rain
-    Motion to table this committee
-    Dilator!
-    Put it to bed
-    Will this committee be created according to Ikeas directions ?
-          Instructions? Yes!
-    Opinion from char? I am a chair
-    Motion sitting or lying down
-    Led by a chair? Yes
-    Standing desks
-    Vote!
-    $20 to Alex
-    Chaired by her and her mom
-Motion to create the let's break the weather machine committee
+"The Committee to be passed later this meeting " was tabled until this meeting from last meeting
-Purpose: to do nothing
+     Motion to table until 5 years from now
-    Zora has never spent the summer in pittsburgh, but they have between 2 lakes. But this summer: they were wrong.
+     Ammended to change the name to the "Committee that failed to be passed 5 years ago"
-    Vote!
-    Passed -- Auction
-    $5 to Mike
-    Chaired by anyone whos not in Skyentology
-Motion to create the Paper Airplane Engineering Committee
+The stupidly specific prophecies committee
-Purpose: to instruct the KGB on all manner of proper paper airplanery and carry scissors
+With the purpose of making this bullshit easier
-    Include materials other than paper? Eh, no
+     Auction:
-    The CColombo anti-aircraft committee disapproves greatly
+     $3 to Mike
-    Vote!
+     Chaired by anyone who doesn't know whats going on
-    Passed
-     $2 to Stuart
-     Anyone who is a competent paper airplane manufacturer
-Motion to establish a no-fly zone
+Motion to create the committee to create the comittee to make motions
-Dilatory
+Purpose to make motions
+    Vote: Passed!
+    $3 to Frieder
+    Chaired by DJ, Owen, and Frieder
-Motion to create the scissor cannon committee
+Bugmars
-Purpose - anti-paper aircraft artillery
+With the purpose of confusing people
-    (otherwise known as afalks fists)
+     Vote: Passed
-     Vote!
+     $10 to egarbade
-    Passed
+     Disbanded!
-    $10 to Stefon
-     Chaired by anyone who wants to....
-Motion to create the pegleg committee
+Towers Committee
-Purpose: to find or rebuild Mike's leg **with Mike's leg attached
+Purpose: Everyone holds up their arms
-    Meerly find? Or also rebuild?
+     There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share towers
-    If we rebuild her, can we include a cybernetic eye?
+     The scissor cannon committee will make it ok
-          In the leg?
+     Vote! Passed
-          Unfriendly
+     $6 to Mike
-    Motion to append a scissor cannon to the leg? Friendly
+     Chaired: Mike and anyone else *raising their arms
-    Motion to append Mike's leg
-    Vote!
-    Passed
-    $2 to Mike
-    Chaired by Skye
-Motion to grant everyon in this room an honorary doctorate granted by the KGB
+Mixed up Song Lyrics Committee
-Frieders in charge....
+Purpose: Red the blood of angry men tea a drink with jam and bread
+     Vote
+     $2 to Frieder
+     Chaired: JRAM and Frieder
+The *awkward silence
+Purpose: Ummm uhhhh
+     $6 to Owen
+    DISBANDED
+Continuously get quieter and quieter
+Purpose: to get quieter and quieter until we can no longer hear ach other
+    The illustrious journalist collective is spewing shit
+    Vote
+     $4 to Steffan
+    Chaired by anyone not currently talking
+Motion to create the committee for the KGB to whore itself out
+Purpose: not what it sounds like
+    Can we be a mixed-level marketing scheme?
+    $4 to Maija
+    Chaired by Maija
+The Rain Structure Committee
+Purpose: Why is it raining?
+     Buncha haikus
+      No more haikus
+    $1 to Owen
+    Chaired: __________
-Motion to create the Mobius Strip Club Comittee
+Kill all our humans
-Purpose: create one dimensional planes
+Purpose: with kindness
-     If this club were to find something good, would it issue those things seals of approval
+     I hear the corpses of your enemies are very in this season
-     Vote!
+     Vote: Passed
-    Passed
+     $4 to Shelby
-     $2 to Frieder
+     Chaired: none of you fucking humans
-     Chaired by Frieder and others
-Motion to create the "science" committee
+Motion to define Robo-dollar to $4
-Purpose: throw oxygen at fire
+     Died brutally
-    This has been children's fun fact science corner
-    The misappropriated unnecessary quotation marks committee "strongly" "approves"
-    Vote
-    Passed
-    $6 to Stuart
-     Chaired by any CS people in the room
-Motion to create the Meaningless Semantics Committee: Staring Tim Broman
+Motion to create the committee not to exceed $15
-Purpose: Zora needs an excuse to be Broman and not feel good about it
+Purpose ~raising~ money for ~donations~ for ~charitable~ causes
+    Have you heard the good word of Satan
+    "Charitable Causes" is Frieder's porn star name
      Vote
-    Passed
+     $1 to Stuart
-     $10 to Owen
+     Stuart shall Chair
-     DISBANDED
+Committee for rolling down large hills
+Purpose: to improve events on large hills by screaming "weeeeee" as well roll down large hills
+    Mountain top removal is very difficult
+    Vote: Passed
+    $4 to Joe
+    Chaired by the Hill People
-Motion to create the obfuscated syntax committee
+Allocation of $150 for supplies for the next two events
-Purpose: to defeat pearl and malbolge
-    Vote
-    Passed
-    $2 to Afalk
-          DISBANDED
-Motion to create the meaningless semiotics committee
+Committee to get specific KGB members to get involved in politics and someday become prime minister
-Purpose: this is not a place of honor no great deed is committed here, this place is a message and part of a system of messages pay attention to it
+Purpose: Dillontory
-    Vote
+     $11 to Dillon
-    Passed
+     Chaired: Dillon and any of his loyal subjects
-     $4 to Owen
-     Chaired by Yucko Mountain
-Meaning of Life Committee
+Motion to create the committee to find out what Owen's joke was
-Purpose: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking? and close to 42 {a wafer thin mint}
+Purpose: what if there was no joke?
-     Vote
+     We'll we're the KGB Aren't we
-    Passed
+     $8 to Owen
-     $3 to Maddie
+     Chaired by Owen and Craig (the only people who know the joke)
-     Chaired by: Douglass Adams
-Meaningless Semi four Committee
+Fake ID Committee
-Purpose: **Stuart dancing**
+Purpose to create convincing yet false primitive submissions of our subconscious
      Vote
-     $4 to Stuart
+     $4 to Christian
-     Chaired by anyone with 4 working limbs
+     DISBANDED
-**Mike gets a doctorate of "Science"
-"Computer" Science Committee
+Comically Wealthy Committee
-Purpose: to build an AI to throw Oxygen at Fires
+Purpose: to browse the mansion section from our luxurious stateroom f*ck, f*ck, what the f*ck
-     Apollo 1 didn't work out though....
+     The committee to whore out the KGB is thinking
-    Moment of Silence for BlockDude. Passed
      Vote
-     Passed
+     $1 to DJK
-    $8 to maria
+     Chaired by himself and everyone on wall street
-    Chaired: Jane
-Pupetteering Committee
-Purpose: to put words n teh presidents mouth when they are not there
-     Vote
-     Passed
-     $2 to Mike
-     Chaired by them
-Motion to not exceed $50 for supplies for the event
+Real Relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization!
+    Underground Tour is on Friday! Meet at the UC Black Chairs at 7:30
+    Tell Stories, Hold Signs, Cook Foods -- it's going to be great
+    Pay your dues.
-Real relevent announcements pertaining to the KGB:
+Purple and Pho
-Event Friday UC Black Chairs 5:30