Difference between revisions of "Minutes20160321"

Latest revision as of 16:57, 22 April 2016

OFFICER REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       friend came to pittsburgh!
           he got into heinz? we think
           showed him how everything is broken
   
   Skye
       had a weekend
       booth
           things turned colors
       zombies!
           many $1 bills
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       greek sing
       was at soldiers and sailors for like 40 hours
       EVENT
           Karaoke
           (or so dillon has been told)
           7pm, Breed hall
           sing poorly
               to lyrics on a screen and with friends
   
   Erin
       had a weekend
       between thurs and sat, spent 49.5 percent of time at soldiers and sailors
       (submit to pravdaaaaa)
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       had homework to do!
       did so many things!
       not homework!
           but at least it was fun
   
   Joe
       had a weekend
       featured:
           nightmare food
           winning an electrician lottery
           complicated day
               machine learning will rule us all (probably not)
   
   Murphy
       is worms
       had a weekend
       invited a bunch of people to his house to drink
           was the only person drinking
       forgot that zombies started
           showed up without ANYTHING. AT ALL    
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   nomcom!
       accidentally assembled for three hours in a stairwell on saturday
       nominations!
           tim for pittsedent
           frieder for corsec
           worms for pittsedent
               worms defers and asks people to vote for tim
           dylan for corsec
           dylan for treasurer
   
   ??? places:
       nika has been in detroit
       people just decided to let 52 kids LOOSE in detroit
           "go ahead, be back at 8!"
       got on a SHITTY subway, got off nowhere
       couldn'g find food
           everything was closed
           "usually we have food, but today we don't bc st patty's day"
       everyone's phone was dead
       got outsmarted by an elevator
       detroit is beautiful
       
   BOOTH
       saturday was great! stuff got done!
       oneeeee person came to sunday's build
       MOVEON IS HELLA SOON Y'ALL COME TO BUILDS
           thurs 6:30 - 9:30
           sat 2 - 5
           sun 1:30 - 4:30
   
   wtf
       ed saw a guy on a motorized skateboard
       
   people who look good in eyeliner
       frieder
   
   internet is for weird shit
       there's an amazing minute and a half long vid that's from some japanese competition show
           "base clarinet showdown"
           two people with v small lung capacities and no skills
           whoever can successfully play ANYTHING wins
   
   storytelling
       skye used to work at dcyo
       the smallest young child with a large bass, stacked together, will eventually produce music
   
   shit i read on the tartan
       no incident rept about ab tech accidentally parking a truck in the middle of forbes
       (the engine died)
           they had to tow it awya
           it might be permadead
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       not bringing the spirti of the thing back next week is steven's fault
   

NEW BUSINESS

   gillysuit: to find teh tallest person, put them in a gillysuit, and have them hide in a bush
       what's a gillysuit
           a morphsuit covered in moss
       what's a person
           ok
       what's a bush
           an expres
       there's a thing where people just dress up as trees
           it's really disturbing?
               (which turbing?)
               (this guy)
   PASSES
   $1 to skey, anyone woilling to wear a gilly suit
   
   cold business: to rember all instances of cold business re the kgb
       change purpose to "monetize giving people the common cold"
           passes
       missoury valley something something approves
       create the illness sell the cure approves
           (xander gave this committee to skye)
       ad hoc raining on your parade
           there is no cure for cold
       missourey valley vape parade doesn't like being associated
       committee ot monetize watercycle approves
       they actually put the bacteria in a pitri dish and were able to eliminate a lot of it by setting it on fire
       skyentology committee would like to appologize
       jane has a cold and would like to NOT be set on fire
       "is it the common cold, or the COMMUNIST cold?"
           "sorry"
       (zora lowers the screen by accident)
       so this morning in skye's tepper class
           they had a competition to create the stupidest graph
           skye did "how much hitler controlled the military vs how much germany lost"
               it went stragith up
   PASSES
   $1 to steven, disbanded
   
   people who have bene to a hockey game: GUESS WHY MURPHY KNOWS THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHME
       it was not from the simpson's episode
       append "or attended a first robotics reasonable" to the purpose
       the pittsburgh penguins, a fighting team with a hockey problem
           SPORTS
           apparently the philly flyers do this too
           at least in the 70s
           (to be fair, sucking too much IS a hocky problem)
       motion to disband steven
       motion to reband steven
       motion to put steven's band back together
           (steven and the stevens)
       motion to proband steven
       motion to rayban(d) steven
   PASSES
   $1 to brian, steven banded will chair
       brian is banking on that person existing
   
   the common cult: to create common practices for worshiping both rinos and viruses
       what is the common core
           we shouldn't go here
       what is normcore
       there's an almost-endangered snake that's a funny joke
           the steven-banded something
       so what's the uniform for the cult
           you should all buy the kgb sweatshirt
       isn't this redundant with the kgb as a whole
           has that ever stopped us before?
               yes, yes it has
       what is apple core
   PASSES
   $3 to joe, joe and xander will chair
   
   objection committee: a place to put all the objections
       dylan actually approves
       has steven shown you his attourney's badge
       can we make this an objective place to put them
           sure
       is it a place for objectionable objections
           yep
       let's make sure we're not objectifying them
       what if we wasnt to put them somewhere subjective
       predicate?
       eat your HAMBURGER apollo
           oh i get it
       objection jection what's your fection
       bijection
       interjection
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, anyone who says objection in the next 3 secs
   
   the hivemind: zooop. zooop. zooop.
       covered in bees
       change first letter in commitee's name to an "l"
           passes
       WASPS ARE NOT AN UPGRADE
       can we upgrade to the GIANT VENEMOUS JAPAN HORNETS
           i guess
       wait maybe we should. go back to bees.
           they have honey
       earwax or something
       dillon's hand is comfortable like that
       bees?
       red, mediterranian, black, dead, ????
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, anyone who chairs the objection committee will chair
   
   convenient conversions: to aks amazon echo trollish questions
       it's got a sense of humor
       that went too fast for me to type but tim feel free to add
       it was a metrics joke
       frieder's friends's parents have an amazon echo AND a daughter named alexa
           and they like yelling
           it was weird
       why would you have your amazon echo tell you shit jokes when you can just exist near wroms
           for the record he said that i'm not editorializing
       NERDS
       thaaaat's numberwang
   PASSES
   $1 to tim, tim will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   jane threefoot pun therapy committee: to tell enough bad jokes that jane gets so hot headed that it will, as it does, cure her head cold
       fun fact, physicists get to redefine physics at any point they wish
           THAAAT'S PHYISCS
       out of order committee reports
   PASSES
   $1 to brian, jane will chair
   brina transrers ownership to jane
   
   decision making committee; i am a squid today
       change name to flip a coun
           passes
       cahnge name to flip a kgbitcoin committe
           passes
       is this film clib?
       change name to flip a coin and then do something arbitrary
           passes
       how would you describe the tails design of the kgbitcoin
           it sure si a boring butt
       the sds department has a decisionmaking committee
       this feels like a problem for stat
       heads, you do the thing you want
           tails, you flipped the coin incorrectly and reflip
       the stats dept flipped 500 pennies a couple million times
           it's headweighted like 5%
           or .5%
           or .05%?
           those are very different numbers, i wasn't listening
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, skye will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 to cover the total cost of hvz
       PASSES
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $2 to purchase a d20 for nomcom in case y'all can't decide
       in what situation do we have 20 CANDIDATES ALL TIED
       FAILS

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       KARAOKE wow caps ok
       it's where you dig your own grave and then sing from it
       we're in THIS ROOM MMA14
       7pm friday
       it'll be real fun
   
   amendment
       exec has office hours!
           please come and give us feedback
           mon ph a19c 7:30
           weds 12pm - 1pm weh 5316
               and 530 - 630 uc 306
           thurs 8pm -9pm weh 5316
       there are documents (actual amendment, readable version) on fb
       if you're interested n adding to resources for readable doc please do that
       please come
           and DEFINITELY please read through it
           this is pretty serious
           and it's important that everyone's on board and understands where it's coming from
           and we're really interested in everyone's thoughts
   
   voting
       pay your dues by the 4th!
       
   zombies is happening
       play
   
   shirts
       we have booth shrits and buggy shirts!
       we'll have a form tonight or before wednesday
           you'll want to order before next meeting
           we'll make many announcements
   
   booth
       come! move on in 19 days

SCHMUCKS

   motion to create the motherfucking out of order committee
   
   puzzlehunt this weeekend
       www.puzzlehunt.club
       register there
   
   computer club
       talk on cobal (kobal?)
       punchin cards
       weds 5421 8pm
   
   expii
       needs content writers!
       you gotta like math and science and talking! don't worry about being GOOD at them
           zora hasn't passed calc and they're a math writer it's all good
       email michelle@expii.com
       this is paid
   
   itr
       on saturday
       10pm wean 4