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Minutes 9.25.2017

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

   If you haven't paid dues last year or this year and want to vote on whether to do booth, you need to have paid this meeting.

OFFICER REPS

   Dylan
       -Parents in town, Bomb lab eternally
   Katie
       -Sickness, death, robohell, scc bad at job
   Ian
       -Played DDR and hibernated
   Quinn
       -#thefuckingworst
   Dez
       -More time on rules playing 7 wonders than actually playing
   Joe
       -Ice in mouth
   Kate
       -Woke up yesterday, did not do anything but laundry with a million assignments

COM REPS

   True Apple Facts
       -Not a member of the rose family
   Stupid History
       -Cato the Younger: phillibustered for 6 months, was hated
   False History
       -Kaiser Wilhelm: Avid user of vine
   All math should be done in esperanto
       -I am a grown man who needs to say "clopen" regularly
   Assassinate the President
       -Was bomblab successful at assassinating the president
   Assassinate the president
       -Closed to melee range
   Mememto Mori
       -Remember to die, henry

OLD BIZ

   THE THING
       -Rauen: Jasper is not my fault.
   Orders of the day
       -Jack shit

NEW BIZ

   Mouthful of Ice
       -Purp: Pretty much that
       -New Name: Mouthful of Vanilla Ice
       -New name/purp: Mothful of Bees/Mothfull of Vanilla Bees
       -Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
       -Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (but it's zed)
       -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
       -PASSED
       -$3 Mady
       -Chair: Anyone who's ever accidentally swallowed an insect
   Centrism Committee
       -Purp: There's no difference between good and bad things
       -TABLED FOR A YEAR
   Motion to Ban "tabling for a year"
       -Now: motion to construe "tabling for a year"
       -Now: Motion to consture "tabling for a year" as creating the out of order committee
       -FAILED
   Motion to motion to make Committee
       -Purp: to make some
       -Newname/Newpurp: Motion to bake committee/to bake some
       -Missappropriated KGBaking: yikes
       -Newname: Standing Rule to bake committee/to bake some
       -FAIL
   Motion to the Left
   Motion to make the Bflat major Committee
       -Purp: *Trombone noises* (no literally Hal played the trombone)
       -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
       -Hal has been transposed down one whole step
       -Newname: Hot Cross Buns Committee
       -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a cover of hot cross buns as by Shosticovich
       -PASSED
       -$3 Quinn
       -Chair: Horrible flimsy Orchestral Chair
   Musiscian Fightclub Committee
       -Purp: Watching Trombone and Cowbell Players duke it out in realtime
       -Newname/Purp: ""/""
       -Newname: Empty Stringplayer
       -Warcriminal Assoc. reports success
       -PASSED
       -$4 Quuxom
       -Chair: Woodwinds
   Poorly named CS Terms
       -Purp: It should be called "Arbitrary Access Memory"
       -Newname/Purp: PoorlyDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGnamedDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGCSDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGTerms/ItDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGshouldDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGbeDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGcalledDYNAMICPROGRAMMING"ARBITRARYDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGAccessDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGMemory"
       -PASSED
       -$? Matt
   Beehive Tuning Committee
       -Prup: Hot Cross Bees
       -PASSED
       -$3 Katie
       -Chair: KGBees
   Motion to allocate funds
       -Objection by Henry for "fiscal conservatism"
       -"I'll give you a fistfull of conservatism"
       -$150 allocated as originally intended, no thanks to Henry
   Committee to Assissinate the Presidential Assassination Committee
       -Purp: Get larger and larger trash cans for Henry to eat snacks out of until it becomes comical
       -Newname: Henry Memorial Committee
       -PASSED
       -$6 Quuxom
       -Chair: Intersection of the assissination committees

REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS:

   Find the event, we lost it??? Friday 7pm
   if you want clothes email exec@cmukgb.org
   Booth vote is next mtg, come to mtg
   If you wanna be a boothchair, tell exec
   Zombies starts on Oct 8.  See Matt or Dylan if you want to advertise or mod.  Signup will start probalby this week. mthomps@andrew, dtv@andrew
   Exec mtg -> UC 329

Schmucks

   Dylan runs 1-shots, Miami Sudamonarchia is happening, if you wanna play ping dylan on Facebook or at dtv@andrew