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KGB MINS 2.12.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Homework realized 2 days late; missed N2 for that
   -Katie
       -Booth?
   -"Ian" [Kate]
       - (explains events and such)
   -Ellen
       -Saw memes, spent all sunday on 122
   -Dez
       -The Com to Not Burn Down R7 will talk about it later
   -Joe
       -Phone can replace nervous system of an alien; showed people some absolute garbage
   -"Kate" [Fable]
       -My cool friend fable invited me to her studio and I should go to that

COM REPS

   -Committee to Burn Down R7 & Not Burn Down R7
       -On Monday, there was a gas leak right next to our house and our heat was shut
       -On Saturday/Sunday R3's basement alarm went off at 5.  It went off at 6:30 (R3 is the RA's unit)
   -Ad Hoc "Stupid things Cam's Frat did in Highschool"
       -Fire alarm went off but one guy continued to play League; "it's not a frat" he says
   -Shit My prof Said
       -"Ok Listen, so I got a PhD ok, so that means I argued with a bunch of geniuses and convinved them that they're wrong and I'm right, what makes you think you have a chance"
   -Main Nationalism
       -Angus King worked really hard to make the Lobster Emoji it a thing for some reason?
   -Non-Canon Zelda
       -Smash Bros
           -For N64, Sakurai was originally developing it without Nintendo characters; he secretly appropriated Nintendo characters because it looked bad and this is how we got Smash Bros
           -Was made super different to be not like
           -"Dragon King: THe Fighting Game"
   -Stupid History
       -Kansas Electoral system
       -Bloody Kansas; they had an election to determine if Kansas would be a slave state; 200% turnout
       -When Kansas became a state it forgot to actually put requirements on governership on its constitution; Henry wants to run for Kansas governor
   -Holofractal
       -Bitcoin has stayed within 10% of its value; Energy used to mine bitcoin eclipses Icelandic home

OLD BIZ

   -Fable [Measles on campus]
   -[Nov 6 2017] Discretely ask Dylan how much I should make the Allocation for CTFWS
       -P Much that
       -HOLY SHIT IAN ISN"T HERE
       -POSTPONED FOR A WEEK (don't tell Ian)

NEW BIZ

   -Valentines day Card Com
       -Help Me beat "Roses are red; Violets are blue; you are an ample source of emotional utility"
       -[Liam] "Roses are red; You increase my virility; you are an ample source of emotional utility"
       -"I'd walk to Scaife for you"
       -"You must be my work because you're in my heart"
       -something about tying up the UC stones
       -"I would wait on the Tazza line at 4:30 for you"
       -"You drive me crazy and there are no adequate psychological counseling services"
       -PASSED
       -$2 Fable [Liam and his virility]
   -Now requiring Exec to follow Robert's Rules for the next 20 Minutes
   -Motion to suspend rules
       -Motion to postpone this indefinitely
           -PASS
   -Toilet Paper USA Com
       -The TPUSA dressed up as babies and now the leader left with "if you want the diapers we still have them"
       -PASSED
       -$3 M [I didn't think I would actually get that]
       -"Is Math tax in the bylaws?"  "I don't know but you aren't either"
   -Filibuster Com
       -[literally the entire bylwas as read by Tim to prevent anything from happening]
       -[it was ended quickly]
       -PASSED
       -$4 Fable [Phillip Bluster]
   -Allocation for event ($75)
       -PASSED
   -Teach M Robert's Rules of Order [dillatory]
   -Com for Respect of Article V sec VI
       -Seniorty of offices: President, 1st Vice President, 2nd Vice President, Corresponding Secretary, Recording Secretary, Treasurer, Seargeant at Arms
       -SHADOW REALM
   -Com to Respect Articles VI of the KGB Bylaws
       -Figure out what the musical interlude is
       -It's the guitar solo from Bohemian Raphsody
       -PASSED
       -$1 Joe [Freddie Mercury]
   -Com to move along Zelda Enemies in a Stream
       -Lizalflows
       -"Octococks"
       -"I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock"
       -PASSED
       -$2 Dez [Fucking Probability Current]

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -"Ian"
       -Bitterness Party in Weh 5316
   -"Joy" [also Kate]
       -BOOTH is happen 8-11 mon 2-???????????
   -Exec meets UC 329 at 5pm on wed
   -Liam is getting Chinese food this friday