Difference between revisions of "Minutes20181008"

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EXEC Ian had a weekend. Improv night. a lot. Puzzle hunt. made awesome puzzles. made programs but on Word. very tired, wasn't ready for the lateral thinking puzzle. walked up to exam room 10 minutes late. door was locked. *Justyn came and kissed Ian and left* back to story, Ian thought the door was different. saw window, tried to knock but window is empty. just unlocked door through the window and walked in like that.

Dez had a weekend. Improv occurred. thought weekend would be normal. went to movie with henry. and goran and woody and kushal and other people Dez never saw before. then couldn't find anyone ever again. both went out "the right door" but couldn't find each other.

Kate had a weekend. Improv night then puzzle hunt. very tiring. worth it. Most exciting = linguistics professor "cmu doesn't allow me to light propane in class" Event: video game night. friday 7pm. bring video games & come play them with us. form up on the facebook page and up on the board: shorturl.at/NRW27 UG tour postmortem: any opinion on UG tour -> message Kate then meeting will happen.

Ellen had a weekend. cousin in town. pravda.

Janny had a weekend. Improv night was fun. a lot of prepping for midterm. vegetarian festival so trying to commit this year.

Aren had a weekend. Improv night was fun. others was quiet. like quiet weekend. Aren is using a chair as a shield. Someone threw an id. Dez was hit.

Mitchell had a weekend. curious what an all nighter was like. tried it and was bad. improv night happened during that.

COMMITTEE Institute for experimental political science Start of a new series. Best option for republicans = drop out is the only solution. Gary Johnson can be the tiebreaker for the next years to come.

CMU KGB archive has a magic the gathering deck Will be instituting new rules. looking for suggestions. restricting only to basics. looking at probably blue black. [theoretical debate]

M: #blue ocean as ldfgkjdkg

Stupid history Teddy rousebelts adventure in Cuba Ordered by the Navy. Told the fleet that if war broke out they would sail around. When war broke out -> resigned, got cowboys and harvard football teams and went to Cuba. Navy landed on Guantanamo but didn't. Landing took the entire day. Threw horses out and couldn't find land. lost in the sea forever.

Culinary standards Panera. shitty fast food for people who think they're too good for shitty fast food

Stupid pr facts "X". LuPat has two teams: phantom thief & police. extra ranger is both lupinX and patrenX. has a gun that can flip forward and backwards. which side determines what he transforms into. he's french and he can parkour. backflips occasionally Internet fandom watch "That sounds like an OC"

Woody memorial 256 days 7 hours + = time to do the job "what happens if someone doesn't assassinate woody by then" "we are just preparing for the worst case."

CMU war criminals com crusaders king. game based around that you're a king in europe and you're a terrible person. marry queen of france. kill the pope. appoint your horse as a senate. good time. you all die

Ad hoc com for 2018 midterm election no horse in senate but we can!! vote pony 2018. "is this your elaborate plan to turn the entire world into horses? there is a valid way"

Com of liam understands the structure of meeting but chooses to make out of order motions just want to be shot down Ad hoc fuck you fuck you Protection + misapp protection wasn't ad hoc. was misappropriated Ad hoc fuck you i know fuck you

OLD BUSINESS Rauen has the thing Jonathan "eh"*shrug fault = not shrugging + shrugging in an asymmetric way

C:Plato is an anime villain P:one of plato's actual opinions is that certian forms of music should be banned cause they induce too much emotions "is it spelled play-dough" c: alsdkflhasdljkf p: you like jazz? no one seconded fill the archive. been filled.

C:Centrism P:There's no difference between good and bad things. p of info: it was a simpler time. ohh P: +there is only power and those too weak to seek it. passed C: the thanos memorial passed

Summary: C: Thanos memorial P: There is not difference between good and bad things. There is only power and those too weak to seek it. $3 to Dez. chair=people who know that harry potter largely supports fascists

NEW BUSINESS run the archive Tim: we haven't done the fucking things yet #define scry 1 to x=dlsfjalsdkj rules according to pravda p of info: isn't 1 through x not an integer fill the archive? no Standing rule=sheet can be read at your own interest we're in a motion failed. Standing rule #1: archive rules written on the back of your Pravda. "cannot" on last line has to be replaced with "can" p of info: scry is meaningless since archive unordered rules: the archives definitely are ordered, as defined by this body m: change author name to Richolas Nauen passed m: hashing and encrypting archive dilatory. m: change "can" to "cannot" dilatory in a really spicy way. wow m: add to beginning = add the axiom of choice so everything's ordered anyway report: doesn't make everything ordered automatically. just orderable dez: and also order it m: take an axiom of choice dylato out of order m: tape the axon of choice been taped. m: bylaws amendment=axiom of choice is already taken C: ad hoc anxious physiologist please do not tape your axons kids m: append "to scromble(?) the archive=take everything and get it in different order" sizably antiseconded but stronger motion. failed m: append "secretly run the archive whereever i said that before got shot down" it was dilatory. next bloodmoon. will talk. print out on the dotcam. dilatory. m: append "motion to arbitrarily fill the archive which is the markov chain" bye. dilatory. latex then we'll talk. Fix: "Where i is" -> "where it is" Summary: The standing rules on the archive passed.

#define token committee=normal com except it can't be tabled. if it is tabled, it is instead destroyed p of order: committees can't be tabled

C: to suck at video game P: last time at video game night. challenged to mario kart with one person blindfolded and the other still lost. henry still lost. challenge henry. blindfold yourself and still beat henry. m: allocate earplugs to liam allocated. P: what the fuck is damage passed P: what the fuck is now that's a lot of damage yeah sure it's friendly Summary: C: to suck at video game P: what the fuck is now that's a lot of damage $7 to Matt. chair=henry and anyone who can beat henry blindfolded at mario kart

alloc <= $50 for this week's food and event passed

m: make sure the alloc is used by cheetos paws "kate don't let me down" "owo what the fuck are cheetos paws"

standing rule: someone has been annihilate=motion not seconded. person must curl up in a fetal position for 30 seconds not seconded. Dez has been annihilated

alloc <= $50 for megaphone for KGB we had it. withdrawn

standing rule: make sure money <=$5 of every alloc goes to cheetos paws "just because it's allocated doesn't mean it needs to be used" C: cheetos paws out of order. "then i'm gonna fucking wait" fill the archive? passed

C: cheetos paws someone brings cheetos paws to event with every event Summary: C: cheetos paws $27 to Dez. chair=which banded? disbanded "stand in the order. you hurt me.""

alloc 1 pack of cheetos paws where do we get it from?

alloc = money equal to 2 packs of cheetos paws. should buy one for each meeting append: exec must also spend it on cheetos paws dilatory henry "this is why our allocations are horrible. the republic is failing" kate "this org has no control over my actions. if you make me buy them, i'll buy shitty white cheddar cheetos paws and make you eat it" aren "kate is trying to silence the general body" append: if kate does not buy cheetos paws, she must stand in the corner for 20 minutes dilatory vote to have kate recuse herself from this motion kate "i'll recuse myself from buying cheetos paws" append: to goran a receipt etc aren "i can fact check that for you" fill the archive? retroactively not take your hands Summary: Allocate money <= 2 packs of cheetos paws. should buy one for each meeting

REAL ANNOUNCE Liquid nitrogen night next meeting = ice cream flavor auction 3 separate lots. auctions separately 1 = vanilla, choco, strawberry 2 = completely open. anything that doesn't break laws or is hazardous. Liam will try to make it happen

Event: no cheetos paws. but has video games. bring games. spreadsheet on facebook & check with kate to see what room they're gonna be in

Wiki: trying to revive it a bit.

UG tour postmortem: if you have opinions, message kate. group chat and meeting will happen

Zombies: coming up in a couple weeks. talk to Em for more details. signup comes up relatively soon

SCHMUCCS not kidding about money match. will $1 money match anyone. will money match blindfolded but not earplugged

"hi i'm cory and i'm in a 200 level psychology class at cmu. want to make you aware that i'll run a psychological experiment on the kgb."

deadline to register to vote=tomorrow. doesn't need PA id to vote. can do it online. if you're voting in your home state look into absentee votes now.

thursday=30th anniversary of national coming out day. cmu allies event this week

p of ethics=cory should consider running it secretly and without informing the kgb

#define dfkajdlkj this is schmucks!

standing rule=asdlfjalsk OUT OF ORDER!!! MEETING ADJOURNED!!