Difference between revisions of "Minutes20191021"

Latest revision as of 18:11, 21 October 2019

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Watch tombstone, which had some fun sexism and meandering.
   
   Janny - I, janny, a junior, decided to take the GRE for some reason. Too long, and too boring.
   
   Mitchel - Had a weekend. One second... suggested some really bad systems. We have an event! It's vidya james! Sign up for events!
   
   Mckenna - Isn't here! So it's janny. Had a weekend, but we don't know what she did. Janny kind of became fancy, and brought drinks in recylced starbucks bottle. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA.
   
   Woody - Had a weekend, made a game about being unable to communicate correctly. It was hard, but me thing have good start end start.
   
   James - Had a weekend, went to Kennywoods. Had a clown stare at him. Real gamer moment there.
   
   Kushal - Had a book about space travel, and yoga.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Henry - Stupid history - You know lorem ispum? Apparently comes from cicero's thoughts on masochism. Wack.
   
   Kate - Cats are stupid - Kate is stupid because of cats. They're just so cute though, sometimes they lie on you and you just nap for three hours.
   
   Kaylie - Cats are stupid - Why I haven't been here - My cat is recovering from an eating disorder, and the other cat is an idiot.
   
   Henry - Comics are bullshit + cats - Deckstar, the red lantern. When a red lantern dies, the lantern searches the sector for the being that most embodies rage. It's currently tied onto a very angry cat, and he now controls the universe.
   
   Tim - Ad hoc amazon deliveries committee + misappropriated CMU postal fascism + creative deliveries group - This vane operated by final mile llc creative delivery group, they really do get creative.
   
   Liam - Corn subsidies - FUCK FUCK FUCK, this wasn't supposed to happen.
   
   Janny - Ad hoc attendance sheet committee - THere was a recitation and no one showed up, so someone made a post asking about it. 15 minutes later there was an attendance sheet made by students. People asked if they could get credit for showing up to a class that didn't happen.
   
   Kate - Ad hoc or missapropriated Sonya memorial committee - How does a skeleton address a letter? Tomb it may concern.
   
   Janny - Ad hoc attendance sheet committee - Mental health hyperlink goes to a ted talk: This could by why you're depressed.
   
   Kate - Booth Committee - Hello, last wednesday chose you're chairs. Unsurprisingly, these are your loser booth chairs.
   HELLO! This Wednesday, we need to chose what the theme of our booth is! Today, we will vote! We're no fun, so we won't do 'wizard of corn' or 'into the speed force' booth.
   From the poll
       KGBooth FireRed Edition - 8
       Jojo's Bizarre Booth - 9
       Magic School Booth, but the whole booth is a bus. - 3
       Emperor's Groove - 1
       Deus Vult - 6
       Australian Outback - 3
       Political Adventure - 6

OLD BUSINESS

   Henry has the thing. HE ACTUALLY HAS IT NOW. WE DID IT. James has it, its not his fault that we almost picked 'hanging chad's, a political adventure' as a booth.

NEW BUSINESS

   Woody - Motion create a standing rule that a group committee as a committee that is proposed by two or more people. One person will define the name of the committee and the people involved in the group, and then the entire group will collectively decide the purpose and other details.A motion is considered friendly if all members of the deciding group consider it friendly, and a vote is held otherwise. If a vote passes, any members of the deciding committee lose control of the committee, as normal, but members who were friendly to the motion remain in control of the committee. Additionally, members can be added into the deciding committee by a motion from a member of the deciding committee. Must satisfy group theory (has unit, and multiplication). Mitchell is the unit.
   Tim - Motion to table for 1 week, to pravda this.
   
   Liam - Awe at the size of Mitchell, the unit.
   
   Liam - Motion to #define filibustering as henry speaking in meeting.
   Passed
   
   Henry - Motion to #define Dez as Henry.
   
   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that the president can always end a filibuster by saying, "Shut up, Mitch McConnel".
   Failed.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to Embezzle $69.
   Passed by acclamation.

REAL AND RELEVANT

   Dez - We're exec. We meet and do stuff, murder mystery is next week sign up!
   
   Mitchell - Vidya night is this week! Sign up and bring stuff!

Schmucks

   Tim - Jovian was the man who played zaboomafu. Brought a lot of people into the lemur place.
   
   Janny - Want to know about eyebrow oil! Come try some! You can inhale them!
   
   Liam - Motion to define all matter as eyebrow oil
   
   Liam - Motion to color, color, other color, 3rd color, more colors, first color again, then gtfo.