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EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend, started with event wherein he was Hitler, became hitler two more times but got it reshuffled. GAGE FIELDS, ooh spooky.
   
   Janny - Kate is janny. Has no clue what she did, but played shitler and kept beleiving that she wasn't hitler. Janny is back, its her report now. Had a weekend, had a cultural org event but other than that it was chill.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend. Started with oliver confessing that he was a werewolf. Then proceeding with him falling down the stairs. Also, we have an event!
   
   Mckenna - Had a weekend. Began with her accidently electing hitler, specifically because Kate did not mention sawyer. Ended with her holding the fence, and realizing she should have meade pravda.
   
   Woody - Had a weekend, got bamboozled because I trusted kate in secret hitler. Never again. Ended with me spending like 20 hours coding stuff I didn't know how to do.
   
   James - Bought himself dinner, then got free meals.
   
   Kushal - Spent most of the weekend working on NLP, which almost vaguely works. Almost painted the fence shirtless, but didn't. Coward.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Henry - COmics are bullshit - The condiment king. This is a real batman villian. He shoots ketchup and mustard, and almost killed robin somehow. Beaten to death by a cosmic being.
   
   Kate - Cats are stupid - Casually in the kitchen, making pancakes, and she opens the cabinet and there's just a cat in there. It was closed. What.
   
   Liam - Corn Subsidies - Corn is down again. What the fuck did you not learn last time.
   
   Kate - Motion to allocate $69 for corn.
   
   Kaylee - Ad hoc cooking disasters - Tried to make stuffed peppers, and almost died. Threw the pot outside.
   
   Kate - The ad hoc cooking disasters committee - Kaylee cooks bell peppers regularly.
       POI, this is not weird.
   
   Liam - Culinary standards - You all have weird hangups on vegetables
   
   Tim - AD hoc what the fuck is the pen committee - Basically that.
   
   Kate - Booth committee - We're designing a booth! Come help!
   
   Oliver - Ad hoc climate change committee - It's summer again! Rain and snow tonight.

OLD BUSINESS

   Henry has the thing! Oliver is taking it. Not his fault that the lettters on the fence look like shit.
   
   Motion - Discretely ask the chair how much I should allocate for CTFWS committee - Purpose basically that
   Tabled until 3 weeks into next semester.
   
   Motion 2 - Question is as is printed on your paper.
       Oliver - POI, what happens when mitchell graduates/drops out/ceases to exist?
       Mitchell - POI, what is multiplication?
           Dez - Defined within the group, not chosen at the start.
       Tim - Point of information - Mitchell's body temperature must not be above 50 degrees so long as someone is paying the fees.
       Kate - POI, what happens if a group is made, has mitchell, and mitchell is kicked from the group?
       Liam - POI - What happens if, after the creation of the group, what happens if enough people drop out so there's only one person?
       Tim - Call the question
       Liam - POI, does defining someone as isomorphic to mitchell mean they're the second vice president too?
   Passed.
   
   Motion 3 - Motion to untable the moton which was previously untabled for 14 trillion.
       Kushal - Motion to table until one week after it gets drawn. 11 decemeber, 13 trillion 2017
       Failed.
   Passed, been untabled.
   
   Motion 4 - Motion to create the wow, yall got very narcisstic committee.
   Purpose - Pretty much that.
   Henry - Motion to table for 14 trillion years.
   Passed, been tabled.

NEW BUSINESS

   Henry - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
       Henry - Motion to table until the annual meeting.
       Passed, been tabled.
   
   Liam - Motion to create a group committee of all people on earth.
   Committee -
   Purpose - Come to group consensus about various issues plaguing humanity.
   Passed, sold to Liam for $1, chaired by all people born since the proposal of this committee.
   
   Kate - Motion to make a group commite
   
   - Kremlin colonial minsitry
   - Current residents of Kremlin, and Mitchell.
   - Multiplying Mitchell by anyone gives them themselves, Self invers, anyone times another person gives the person in the room cyclicy clockwise to their room, with mckenna's room going to kaylies and joy's to kates.
   - Purpose - Down with R7
   
     Liam - Motion to \begin Shut up nerd and computer science and knuckles
     - Tim - 3 or 7 and fight
   Passed, so everything implodes.
   This committee needs to be redesigned.
   Call the question.
   Sold to James for $21, chaired by the R7 Viceroyal Authority.
   
   Liam - Motion to make the don't fuckles with knuckles comittee
   
   Henry - Motion to ruin tomorrows board game stuco
   Purpose - Forced to run a one shot, currently created randomly generated level 3 dnd characters
       Janny - Hanging chads
       Kate - Dragonborn rogue
       Tim - Actaully a wigglytuff
       Liam - Character is dead, and everyone else has to lug them around
       Cam - Three gnomes in a trench coat
       Sawyer - Town crier
       Liam - Four gnomes in a trench goat
       Liane - Sentient trenchcoat dressed as a gnome
       Tim - Dez in a trenchcoat, being livestreamed across campus
       Mitchell - Dez in a trenchcoat
       Liam - Old warrior and bard catalouging his adventures.
   Sold to jonathan for 5, chaired by whoever breaks Dez's phone.
   
   Liam - Motion to embezzle $420.69
   
   Kate - Motion to embezzle $4.20
   
   Liam - Motion to embezzle $142.69
       Henry - Morally opposed to spending
       Cam - Request a report from the treasurer.
   
       Kate - Embezzle is food and supplies, right?
           Yee
       Liam - Motion to add to this allocation 4 green potions
           Can't work, by definition
   Passed
   
   Henry - Create the committee to audit the governing board
   Purpose - I want all your fucking tax returns
       Henry - How can we trust a man with no tax returns
       Kushal - Motion to nominate henry for treasurer
       Liam - Could demand parent's tax returns
       Timn - Anyone but jameserur for anything but treasurer
       Kushal - Anyone but jamesbyr for anything but treasurer
   Passed, sold to Oliver for $7, chaired by drug dealers.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to create a bad motion committee
   Purpose - To create good motions & knuckless
       Henry - Motion to censure mitchell on the grounds of bad content
       Passed, been rebuked.
   Passed, sold to Janny for $1, chaired by knuckle and knuckless
   
   Liam - Motion to #define a motion to censure an individual as everyone turning to an individual, flick them off, and and say.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT

   Dez - We're exec! We have meetings, they're open but somewhat less exciting than these meetings.
   
   Mitchell - We have an event! It's CTFWS! Click the link and come table!
   
   Kate - Booth! Design meetings are happening every saturday, including this saturday. Doing layout / art. Don't actually need any Jojo knowledge. Also, if you're a CTFWS judge and haven't been to a meeting, come talk to me

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Motion to make 'This must be the work of an enemy booth' the official slogan of booth committee
   
   Henry - Hey, come sign up for boardgame stuco!
   
   Henry - Also, the committee to burn down R7 + committee to not burn down R7 says we're having a party! Show up, and hang out! 9pm, not AM. 9am is the CMU Hazing committee.
       Liam - POI, does the cmu hazing committee line up with Henry's twilight emperium game!
   
   Jonathan - Turns out, judging for CTFWS counts for MCS Service.
   
   Oliver - POI, what timezone
       Henry - American time zone.
   
   Kate - Not officially sponsored or run, but since our booth is Jojo themed, if you want to watch / rewatch some Jojo, let me know!
   
   Tim - Motion to purple, Seafoam green, purple, purple, seafoam green, purple, seafoam green, fish fish fish, and gtfo.