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- Kevin: read berserk | - Kevin: read berserk | ||
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- Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad | - Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad | ||
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- Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination | - Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination | ||
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- Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :( | - Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :( | ||
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- Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/ | - Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/ | ||
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- Howard: has too much junk | - Howard: has too much junk | ||
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- Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :( | - Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :( | ||
Revision as of 15:37, 11 August 2023
OFFICER REPORTS
- Kevin: read berserk
- Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad
- Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination
- Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :(
- Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/
- Howard: has too much junk
- Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :(
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12 - Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby - Kleptomaniacs: sadness - Broken Record: - Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in - Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records - I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah - Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat - Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???)
- The discussion of the floor is lava committee - Charles: Motion to table for a week - Passed, been tabled
NEW BUSINESS
- Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability - Passed by acclimation - Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished - Sawyer: Motion to swap majority with “turbo-majority”, defined as everyone who has ever attended a KGB meetin - Friendly, been changed - Standing Rule Flip the Table (Amended Version) Passed - Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee - Purpose: to observe Kevin’s descent from an enlightened ruler to a menacing Machiavellian monarch - James: Motion to ammend Komittee to Committee for acronym reasons - Friendly, been changed
