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Officer reports

Kevin - fish

Chood^WTwain - Poway. Sandiego.

Chood - Petting zoo that probably did not give him pinkeye because he didnt touch any animals

Izzy - fish

Julia^Howie - fish

Howie - Mom is living in the 'burgh for the next couple months and threw away all his crap

Doris^WKaylie - fish

COMITTEE REPORTS

Aresh - procrastination fish fish fish fish fish

Who gets the spirit of the thing? Alex. fish fish 451 fish

Izzy - Retroactive misappropriated corn subsidies board: corn is at 69. Nice

Kevin - Questionable units and truthfulness

Chood - Allocate $69 c420 for this weeks event

Motion fails

Izzy - Motion to call everyone who has attended a GBM more than three times to ask them to come

Alex - Motion to call those people fish

Howie - Motion to call

Kevin - Dilatory

Howie - Motion to call Nick to ask about meal blocks

Kevin - That is not a valid operation in GBM

Aresh - Why?

Kevin - This is a parliamentary procedure and such things don't make phone calls

Izzy - Create a standing rule to make it possible to make a motion to call someone. If the motion passes by majority vote, the person who created the motion must call the given person

Alex - Is this really something we can do

Kevin - Sure!

Kevin - Izzy, what if the phone number is not known?

Izzy - Then someone has to give the caller the callee's phone number. If no one has it, the motion fails.

Howie - Amendment: if we can't call the person, then call the chair instead

Izzy - Should we include something about ejecting the chair from the meeting?

Howie - We can make a standing rule that no one at normal GBMs knows about

Izzy - Call the question

Motion passes

Kevin - Moving on to an auction. Do I hear a dollar?

Howie - Point of order: what is the emoji and succulent?

Izzy - emoji: rotary phone, succulent: ghostbusters

Howie - Who you gonna call?

Kevin - Probably me

Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?

Aresh - One

Howie - Two

Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2. You might be wondering, what's the benefit? There is none.

Howie - Incidentally, I also own the standing rule that says we can auction off standing rules

Alex - Make a standing rule such that whoever bought the rule can terminate it

Howie - Like a switch?

Alex - Yes, they can turn it on and off

Kevin - I am concerned about this

Kevin - The chair would look favorable upon more info about how the standing rules get turned on/off

Alex - Has to be done as a motion, during meeting

Kevin - When within meeting?

Alex - Whenever they have the floor, as a motion

Aresh - That motion, would you have to vote on it?

Alex - The owner should decide unilaterally

Kevin - This is concerning

Howie - I want to strike this

Kevin - This standing rule needs a succulent and emoji

Alex - Woozy emoji, succulent in my dad's backyard

Kevin - has woozy been used before?

Alex - Probably. How about the devil face? The fish one.

Alex - How are we supposed to know which ones are free?

Kevin - Tim.

Doris - Is this intentionally fascist?

Alex - It's capitalism because it involves spending money

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Kevin - Tie, I break it: failed.

Izzy - Should we just eject the chair?

Howie - Motion to create a standing rule such that whenever there is a tie during a vote of creation, each group chooses a physical representative to throw hands. Whoever wins by the president's choice,

Kevin - Fighting is against the law

Howie - I said throwing hands.

Howie - How about they choose a representative to build a paper airplane

Kevin - Dilatory

Alex - What is dilatory?

Kevin - When it's a waste of time

Chood - Motion to create a standing rule such that we can create a motion to eject the chair

Kevin - Dilatory

Alex - Does dilatory mean you don't like it

Kevin - You are all terrible people. Elaborate on how the motion is not dilatory

Chood - Idk

Aresh - Amend to create a pointlessly long list of requirements, e.g. an explanation of why the chair should be ejected

Kevin - Still dilatory

Howie - Amend such that the motion can be made any time during meeting (except rule 0) but the current chair has to agree with it

Chood - Friendly

Howie - As an addon, cooldown of 30 minutes

Chood - Unfriendly

Howie - 20 minutes

Chood - Unfriendly

Howie - Pursue

Kevin - Also we don't have a emoji/succulent

Aresh - Is there an order to succession?

Howie - President, 1VP, 2VP, ...

Kevin - There is also a process for voting on chairs, not well defined in Robert's Rules, we have done it in the past but not last year

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Amendment passes

Kevin - Please choose an emoji/succulent

Howie - Rocket, James

Kevin - What has to cool down for the cooldown?

Howie - Ill defined

Kevin - Someone should fix that

Chood - Why dont we just remove the amendment?

Kevin - Pls no

Howie - Sure whatever

Chood - Is this allowed under Robert's Rules?

Kevin - I think so

Kevin - Charles, how is this written in the minutes?

Chood - I just write everything verbatim

Kevin - I wish Julia were here

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Amendment passed

[WTF IS GOING ON IM SO LOST...]

Izzy - Motion to salute Charles

Charles - [sobbing emoji]

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Motion failed

Howie - TLDR we wasted time

Howie - Standing rule such that everyone enters the meeting with 100 HP and when it hits 0 you're ejected. Emoji: sword, succulent: fish.

Aresh - What leads to someone's HP changing?

Howie - Not defined yet. This standing rule merely introduces the HP system.

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Motion passed

Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?

Howie - 1

Doris - 2

Howie - 3

Kevin - Sold to Howie for $3

Izzy - Motion to create a standing rule such that upon your HP reaching zero, you can begin an auction. If you win this auction, you pay the chair immediately and are revived with full health

Howie - How can you do an auction after you're ejected

Izzy - Auction right before you're ejected

Izzy - The time immediately between dying and being ejected is defined as ten seconds. If no one sees you hand up in that time, it doesn't count.

Howie - Amend such that you are able to pull one dollar out of your pocket and give it to the chair saying "will this change your fate"

Izzy - Friendly, as long as if an exec member pays $5, they are revived as an exec member

Kevin - Exec members dont have any special privileges during GBM except sitting at the front of the room

Kevin - We need an emoji/succulent

Izzy - Emoji: arcade machine; succulent: Jonathan

Aresh - So if you eject a chair, they can be revived. Does that mean this standing rule applies to all cases where one can be ejected, or just specifically when your HP reaches zero?

Doris - If you want to be revived as an exec, does this mean you can pay $1.01?

Howie - Pennies are not in circulation

Everyone - Wtf are you on?

Howie - Damn Americans...

Izzy - This is gonna fuck everything up. Friendly.

Howie - Amend $1.01 to a quarter

Chood - One dollar and a quarter, or just a quarter?

Howie - Just a quarter

Kevin - Moving onto a vote

Motion passed

Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?

Aresh - One

Howie - Dos

Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2

Howie - UNLIMITED POWER is what we have

Kevin - It's nearly 6:00. Moving onto real and relevant announcments. We are exec. We have exec meetings. Maybe not this Sunday. We're still deciding. Usually in UC 306. We also have GBMs and Friday events.

Charles - This week's event -- there is none.

Kevin - Why?

Kevin - Also, we're doing a murder mystery in a few weeks. If you're attending, fill out the form

Kevin - Booth

Chood - Booth. Scotty in Wonderland. Have good ideas.

Kevin - CTFWS is on November fishth

Howie - Please pay your dues. Preferably by October 31. Dues are $20/yr, $15/semester, $69/hr. What a deal! Get you privileges such as voting in elections and discounts on tshirts in general. And you need to have paid dues to become an officer.

Howie - CashNet is ass

Alex - I have like ten voter registration forms. This is probably the easiest opportunity to get registered to vote. You can do it online but it's a pain. Now's the time to walk up here.

Aresh - I'll take two

Kevin - Deadline, when?

Alex - fish at 4:30

Howie - Do I have to be a US citizen

Alex - Yes

Howie - :(

Chood - Come to my house and let me read Alice in Wonderland to you. Wednesday, 6:00 pm.

Izzy - Come rollerskating with me

Howie - Challenge

Izzy fails the challenge

Kevin - Someone purple and GTFO pls

Howie - fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish and let's GTFO