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MEETING 10/10

Officer reports

Kevin: ran in donut dash

Twain: befriended a goose

Charles: did skateboarding EVENT: movie night

Izzy: was on tech for fall concert

Julia: drank chai, couldn’t sleep

Howard: may be addicted to caffeine

Kaylie: hammocking, pickle hat

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Anthony: plant mis.

Twain: mis. plant mis: saw lots of plants in pots very stealable, in virginia

Nick: mealblock: 5$

Izzy: mis. mis. plant mis: it is very disappointed in mis. plant mis. for not misappropriating plants

Twain: mis. corn subsidies: $6.97

Kaylie: OSHA violations, sound guy put wires in fire door, punched wall. If someone commits a title 9 violation, report it

Avalon: English teacher laughing

Nick: ad hoc where’s tim committee: where’s tim?

OLD BUSINESS

Kaylie has the thing in PTM (on campus) Twain gets spirit of thing “the thing doesn’t get to visit san diego” is not their fault

NEW BUSINESS

Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that if you come into meeting wearing red and green we sing we wish you a merry christmas. When someone walks in the room and they’re wearing both red and green, whoever stands up first and says it’s [insert month], and leads everyone one iteration of the song.

emoji: christmas tree, succulent: spruce christmas tree name tom

Anthony: motion to ammend such that it covers all holidays with a set of colors associated with it, and etc. (dilatory)

McKenna: declare/how long sing

Howard: motion to ammend to only when we see someone walk (already covered)

McKenna: could make people leave and come back for singing

Izzy: motion to ammend such that this rule always applies to the chair or former chair of the meeting regardless of whether they are wearing red or green

Avalon: does this apply to all former chairs

Kevin: would like it to be former chairs of the current meeting

Kaylie: booth chairs?

Izzy: now

Howard: if it happens at every time it’s not funny

McKenna: prefers if this was in a new standing rule with a new song. Otherwise could be a song about coming back?

Kaylie

PASSED, been ammended

PASSED, been stood

Sold for 5$ to Kaylie

Anthony: standing rule such that at the beginning of meeting there must be one chair designated as the chair chair emoji: wheelchair succulent: chair called kevin

Anthony: chair designated by a motion (adhoc during committee reports)

Howard: motion to ammend “designating chair” automatically designated to be all the molecules that form below Kevin’s ass. (Like air could be a chair) (FAILED)

PASSED, been stood sold for 0$ to nobody

Anthony: motion to create something similar to the mace of the house of representatives for the sergeant at arms. (dilatory)

Izzy: requesting report from the #define committee to find out if there’s anything #defined as a weapon

Howard: some shit about maces in house of representatives

Twain: motion to create a committee for people who are fresh to the club to partake in isness “new business”

Sold for 2.13$ to Anthony, chaired by Mr. Business

Daniel: new standing rule such that bids with a prime number of cents excluding whole dollars are forbidden in auction emoji:

Howard: motion to ammend such that the if the number of cents is above 50,

FAILED, no standing rule

Charles: motion to allocate 420 yen for this weeks event

Charles: ammending to allocate an additional 420 yen for sippy sips and nummy nums

Nick: Motion to ammend such that 14X420 yen is allocated for this week’s event

PASSED, been ammended

PASSED, been allocated

Twain: motion to #define “doing a michael erdman” as wearing a hat and sunglasses to meeting

Kaylie: motion to purple

PASSED, been #defined

Nick: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine

Hivemind: “Italian people when chris pratt becomes mario end report” (violates content policy)

Hivemind: “Nintendo pizza party time is Dasani in callipygian

sepia propaganda”

McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you can make a motion verify someone’s identity, if seconded, you can ask them a question, and they must state a true fact, but it does not have to be relevant to the question. If the fact is not true, the detective is very sad. Emoji: person with magnifying glass succulent: named ???

Kaylie: committee to guess Kushal’s social security number approves of this motion

Nick: do you have to make a motion?

Howard: motion to ammend name of succulent to [redacted[, friendly, been changed

Sold for $4.51 to Alex

Daniel: motion to verify Kevin’s identity “who will”

Kevin: I’m alive

Nick: motion to verify charles’s identity “why did you choose to wear sunglasses today”

Charles: P=NP (The detective may or may not be sad)

Izzy: Motion to create the *laughing too much* (dilatory)

Kaylie: Motion to listen to the wind

Howard: who will

Kaylie: whoever is running for president next year see me after class

Izzy: motion to create the “will committee” purpose: to find out who will

Sold for 7$ to daniel chaired by: who will

cha cha slide

We R KGB

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: exec meetings UC 306

Charles: Event: movie night, MMA14 at 7:00, vote on voting system, then movie

Kevin: murder mystery Nov. 4th, sign up pretty soon, for this event you need to sign up if you want to be a character in the mystery (can show up to hang out/be non-story character) will be in the discord

Kaylie: we will find out carnival theme this weekend, think of ideas over spring break.

SCHMUCKS

Kaylie: playground, first week of december, will have an installation

Anthony: making free pasta in Hammerschlag at 7pm at some point this week. Homemade marinara.

Daniel: who sets the standard for the pasta

Kaylie: my show is opening this weekend, wednesday-saturday (box office) - as you like it - Shakespeare

Nick: Gitfo