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MEETING 9/19

OFFICER REPORTS

Twain: bad decisions

NEW PEOPLE

molly, she/her, neuroscience, doesn’t like florida

Jessica - she/her, bio, holding pencil & paper

Sydney - she/her, chem, different sized pupils

Chloe - she/her, cs, sophomore, likes rain

Charles - slept too much

Event: Trivia, wean 5403, bring ur friends, watson, Friday 7:00

Izzy- slept a lot, missed roles, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Temais#5279

Julia- had a boring weekend, professor brought dog to class, bleached worms

Howard - ordered fidget toys, PAY DUES 15$/sem, 20$/ year, discounts on tshirts, giving Tuesday in November, pay your dues by the end of september if you’re a returning member

Kaylie (not present)- went to a halloween theme bar, got scared by scary movie, got witch finger

COMITTEE REPORTS

mealblock committee - 5$

corn subsidies board & armchair economics - corn is back below 7$

adhoc moral support committee - semester is getting hard, feel free to talk to us about things, please don’t be sad all the time

Mr. Propaganda Machine - vampire in meeting nonverbal

Hivemind - Postmodern nevermind album cover surreal, also in meeting nonverbal

Anthony has the thing (not present)

Howard gets the spirit of the thing - overwhelming number of recruiters

NEW BUSINESS

Charles: motion to allocate 1000$

McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if you say seconded in a distinct voice it counts as an actual second for your motion emoji: wizard emoji

PASSED, been changed, no voice is distinct according to kevin

Charles: allocate 69$ and 420 c for sippy sips and nummy nums

PASSED, sippy sips and nummy nums for the event

Julia - motion to create the navel gazing committee - purpose “What purpose can any person or group of people have….”

Sold to avalon for 3$, chaired by;

Tim: motion to create the committee for feeding smaller, more frequent meals to the ensigns, purpose: “navel grazing”

Howard: motion to ammend purpose to “navel graze chicken churros”

failed, committee has not been made

Passed

Sold for 5.25$ to Tim, chaired by himself and whichever officers are running the mess hall

Twain: motion to #define a bid of Chicken Churro (El gallo’s monster) to be a bid of $4.25

PASSED, been changed, some kind o

McKenna - motion to make it so you can make a sitting rule, which is like a standing rule, but it sits down immediately

chair down (cmu kgb specific emoji)

PASSED (in spite of Kevin’s tyranny) - been made into a rule

McKenna: GPT3 KGB motion provided by Oliver “CMU KGB Would like to make a sitting rule such that all members have to wear cowboy hats at meeting emoji is united nations”

Avalon: consequences for no hats?

Nick: cowboy hatless - can we get cowboy hats subsidized by the treasury.

Tim: motion to allow for the subsidizing of cowboy hats before the sitting rule sits down

McKenna: Consequences will only be enforced 2 minutes of standing rule being in effect, you have to say yeehaw then

Avalon: limitations on cowboy hat, more precise definition

Izzy: motion to gaslight the president into thinking everything is a cowboy hat

Twain: motion to create the gaslighting committee, purpose: gaslighting

Tim: it totally already exists

Various gaslighting of the president

PASSED - sold for $4.25 to Howard, chaired by light, gas, smoke, boom

Howard: motion to create the otherworldly culinary standards committee purpose: cosmic churros, chicken lattes

FAILED

Izzy: motion to #define cosmic churro as the average color of every El Gallo in the universe (golden rooster, store, food, yes)

Twain: Piss yellow

Howard: Shit brown

PASSED, been #defined

Nick: motion to cosmic churro

Twain: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine with the average color of every el Gallo in the universe

Howard: motion to table for a week

PASSED, been tabled

Charles: motion to create the new jokes committee, “try with every inkling of effort to find new jokes for this org”

Tim: motion to add not a cult to the space mexico tequila chant

Twain: already non canonical

PASSED: new jokes committee, sold for howard to 9$, chair: all the CIA members who wanted to do booth

McKenna: Mauve

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: WE R EXEC, exec meetings sunday

Charles: trivia night, friday, bring your friends, do trivia, Friday, 7:00, wean 5403

Kevin: We’re looking for booth chairs. Booth is building a very small house in a short amount of time

Kevin: We need people to help write for the murder mystery even

SCHMUCKS

Tim: tomorrow is national voter registration day, you are eligible to register to vote in PA, if you don’t come from a swing state, Nov 8

Twain: get vaxxed, Flu, new bivalent omicron

Howie: pay dues

Tim: colors & gitfo