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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
went to UPA - got bought, bought people
went to Booth
did something - pep band
watched the Super Bowl
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
UPA - bought Ed to fetch him food during build sessions
Sunday - the Super Bowl. "I like sports and I don't care who knows!"
Did work for 4 hours while other people were trying to cheat on that same problem
New People - none
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
UPA was a lot of fun
jammed mbritton into a crate, or jammed with him.
played RPGs, wasted a lot of time
EVENT! Get Board of Directors, Get Career! Like normal Get Board Get Carded, plus a business casual costume contest
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
UPA - bought some people, had some terrible awful ideas
went to Razzy in dresses
saturday - Diplomacy, fun, all day. Is still friends with tbroman, right?
Diff EQ, Super Bowl, Diff EQ. Prof had changed a problem to make it easier but she didn't know...
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
UPA was ok. Owns 6 hours of Margaret, James, Oren/Clyde, and Vis. Taking suggestions.
Classy-dressed Razzy after UPA - was not wearing a dress
played Diplomacy on Saturday--lots of fun, surprising amount of running up and down stairs involved
Super Bowl was a pretty good game. Some good commercials, a good halftime show.
T-shirts! We have a new t-shirt design for CtFwS! If you want a t-shirt mark your size on the attendance sheet and pay $10 to Kelly.
kharring
oho, had a weekend!
doesn't remember
UPA - had a cool dress, but it didn't have much structural integrity.
Saturday: Home Depot shopping trip. It was snowing; she was driving.
LMFAO won the Super Bowl
cshaffer
has no voice - Xander is magnifying his voice
had a weekend
sort of lost his voice / doesn't like you people
wants Dan to go away
played D&D for too long / really doesn't like you people, but time travel
will leave after report due to illness
Committees
The Minimum Bid Committee reports failure during UPA - accidentally won some bids The Conspicuous Crossover Committee, in conjunction with the Taxidermy Committee, reports moderate success in longest hybrid animal with giraffe anteaters The misappropriated Whaaa Committee, in conjunction with the ad-hoc Out of Order Committee moves us to purple The Lion Turtle Committee says bitch please The KGB Debtors Committee reports *point* The ad-hoc Disco KGB Debtors Committee reports *point point point* The Everybody Hates Going to Ginger's Committee reports partial success The eforney is Pretty Committee reports I love your earrings The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee ate lots of food, it hurt his tummy The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee predicts the Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee's next report will be on cannibalism The Antipenultimate Flying Disc Committee reports hmm The Antipenultimate Flying Disc Committee reports no, it's going to snow Friday The Antipenultimate Flying Disc Committee reports fuck you, broman The Oh Shit What Have We Done Comittee reports crap - Useless People happened The Evil Twin Committee reports failure (at Xander's clean-shaven face), or is it success? we don't know The Puzzling Committee reports: a Puzzlehunt! Saturday 2/18, 12pm The CtFwS Rules Committee reports: we have a playtest this weekend! Saturday 2/11, 3pm WeH 5421 The Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7 reports j4cbo is in town til Sunday The ad-hoc Civil War This Year? Committee is confused, has heard stories of fight between g-men and patriots The ad-hoc Committee to Explain References to Xander would like to explain, but chooses not to
Old Business
dmeng gets the Thing. Not his fault: clusterfuck due to 440
New Business
create the Ambivalent League of Neutral to represent neutral in the spectrum
ambivalent means simultaneous and contradictory feelings
motion to change ambivalent to apethetic in the name of the committee - friendly
motion to change the purpose to eh - friendly
my gut says maybe
the ad-hoc ITR Committee says meh
if I die, tell my wife... hello
motion to change the name to unpredictable league of chaos - fails
reports requested from the Guild of Calamitous Intent and the Good League of Good
the Guild of Calamitous Intent reports fuck everybody, we will kill you all
wait, is the fucking first or the killing first? not ok either way
the Evil Seafood League resents not being included
the Evil Seafood League reminds everyone that there ARE 10000 leagues under the sea, and we buried them all there
The ad-hoc Fedora Committee reports hmm, this is a nice committee
The misappropriated Animal-Free Cruelty Committee for Musical Accompaniment plays some bagpipes
motion to change the name of the committee to the Switzerland Committee - appended
motion to change the purpose of the committee to chocolate! - appended
the Unconfortably Friendly Committee is disappointed
vote: passes as the Apatehtic League of Neutral Switzerland Committee, with purpose eh, chocolate!
sold $4 tbroman, chairs people who don't talk during KGB meetings... and himself
create Mispronooncing Wurds Committee to it's quitay foon
write about it in our blags
you're `puttin the em`phasis on the `wrong syl`lable
as long as the first and last letters remain the same, English majors will remain short of an aneurysm
what the hoyle is an English major
motion to change the purpose to "to speak in cockney accents" - friendly
motion to change the purpose to 'to address Sully as "guv'nor'" - appended
*much cockney cockery*
the ad-hoc Chinese People Committee says bitch please
*more cockney cockery*
pip pip cheerio wot wot
vote: passes as the Mispronooncing Wurds Committee with purpose "to speak in Cockney accents; to address Sully as 'guv'nor'"
sold $6 dmeng, chairs anyone not a WASP, or anyone who reports from this committee in an accent
create the Eettimmoc Committee to go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
racecar
change purpose to wait no never mind I'm not even going to say it - fails
nurses run
lol
the Realism Committee approves
may a moody baby doom a yam
a dog, a panic, in a pagoda
madam I'm Adam
a man, a plan, a canal, Panama
Natasha sees Satan.
No devil lived on.
naomi I moan
a Toyota's a Toyota
(lyrics of dammit I'm mad) (by Dimitri Martin)
how would this committee feel about the evil olive?
the WTF You Guys Committee says wtf you -no palindrome here
The Misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee approves of tvaughan's, does not approve of Xander's report
wow
wtf ftw
the Conspicuous Crossover Committee approves
will the KGB recognize "Madam I'm Bubbles" as a palindrome? (yes)
The ad-hoc Retaliation in Foreign Languages Committee says something that was probably a swear
wow, mom, wow
lol
what is a palindrome?
NASA is a palindromic organization - sub-orbital, then moon orbits, then landing on the moon, then moon orbits, then sub-orbital, and now they're back on the ground again
vote: passes
sold $11 Jimmy, chairs anyone who has intentionally made their bank account a palindrome
create the Deaf Mathematicians Committee to increase awareness of sine language
the ad-hoc Euler Fan Club feels like Euler got left out
the ad-hoc Charles Babbage Fan Club wishes he was deaf
who will cosine this committee?
I secant this committee
what did the anorexic parrot call itself? Polly No-Meal
what did Polly No-meal the parrot finally eat? a parallelogram cracker!
if two people are really really efficient, are they coefficient?
vote: passes
sold $2 dmeng, chairs anyone who is a Math or CS major or minor
allocate $50 for event - it's a good idea
motion to extend the Booth allocation by $800 up to $1000
hear more about finances at exec
it's a good idea
create Committees O'Clock to proliferate the number of things that end in o'clock
you should have waited until stupid o'clock
shirtless o'clock?
it's decidedly shirted o'clock
the Ad-Hoc-Block Committee asks: what do you call it when you prevent Dan Kirby from using his favorite noun? o'clock block
objection - that's not Dan Kirby's favorite noun
hawk o'clock
ock o'clock
ed: that doesn't look like 251 o'clock...
people are squidding, is it octoclock?
did the first Doctor Who speak in o'clockney accent?
oreo'clock
if I see a bug with a sundial pattern, is it a clockroach?
spy kids 4 all the time in the world
question o'clock
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, DISBANDED
Announcements
EVENT! Get Board of Directors, Get Career! 7pm Friday, PH A18*, business casual costume contest Booth build: 7pm Wednesday, 11am Saturday in the Kage register for Puzzlehunt - Saturday 2/18, 12pm-8pm Capture the Flag with Stuff playtest this Saturday! 3pm, WeH 5421. T-shirts! Don't forget to pay in advance. playtest puzzle hunt this Sunday
Schmucks
go say hi to alumni at EOC ponies Saturday, 4pm McConomy
