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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
basically entirely Puzzlehunt
Puzzlehunt went really freaking well - applaud staff and specifically Adam
Sunday: did work
bubbles
Had a weekend!
mostly Puzzlehunt
Emily Forney and him are attached at the back
Sunday: mostly work
wanted to watch football on Sunday, but there was no more football
new people: none
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
went into another dimension and fought an ice cream monster and got arrested
EVENT! KGB's Bringing Down the House (Casino Night, Part 2) - UC basement
special guest appearance by jcolmar
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
karaoke - that was a lot of fun
Puzzlehunt - that was a lot of fun, and we won!
Sunday: work
lots of work, aaaaahhhhhh
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Karaoke was fun, then hpf
Puzzle Hunt was fun, then hpf
Sunday: nice, relaxing, no homework
Monday morning: got to Physics of Musical Sound, guess what: homework due.
ccolombo copied down the problems and he did most of them during class - equivalent to 8% on the final?
kharring
Had a weekend!
similar to others - Puzzlehunt
running around and standing around and costume changes
work due today and tomorrow - kind of dying
KGB has enough money to buy 466 tubs of cookie dough
t-shirts: we found lots of old t-shirts; things are listed on the website
cshaffer
Had a weekend!
his hair is blue now - blue hair is cool
blooed his hair
redacted redacted
pretending to be a talking cat
Committee Reports
The eforney is Pretty Committee reports: turquoise is a good color on you (scunning) The misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: not sure why I'm this tired, but February 29 is national public sleeping day (dkirby) The CtFwS Rules Committee reports on rules changes for upcoming CtFwS (tbroman) The ad-hoc Department of Gambling Redundancy Committee has 2 clarifications: 1) it's just the Department of Gambling Redundancy... 2) get your wallets ready! (jcolmar) The misappropriated 251 Torture Committee reports: exam 1 grades back today The ad-hoc I'm Sitting In Front of You Committee reports The Sincere and Unironic Positive Reinforcement Committee reports a sincere and unironic heartfelt thank you to PuzzleHunt staff (tbroman) ITR Committee reports: ITR this weekend! Wean 4 couches, Saturday 10pm! You should come! (mmeyerho) The ad-hoc Firefly Quotes Committee reports I noticed while I was down there on my back that the undersides of chairs are really dusty The ad-hoc Committee to Say Fun Team Names reports 3 counts of success The Kirby & McGinnis Variety Hour did not have a convo with Terry about 4chan this time. He has secrets. (dkirby/memcginn) The ad-hoc Underground Tour References Committee was in entrance of CFA, saw a woman with a CMU jacket giving a tour - pointed out that Mendelsshon is misspelled (eforney) The ad-hoc Committee to not burn down Woodlawn 6 reports really close to failure on behalf of Naomi, rhofer and Naomi's brother (kharring) The Committee to Not Split Infinitives reports faliure The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports: Wendy's - it's what's for midnight (dkirby) The ad-hoc Committee to Carefully Split Infinitives reports success The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee encourages everyone to be on the lookout for whatever burger-based powers Dan Kirby may obtain after eating Wendy's (angibson) * Doesn't the Committee to Not Split Infinitives always have to report failure? The ad-hoc Out of Order Commitee reports failure The misappropriated Fortune-Telling Fish Committee ate a fortune cookie yesterday, and it contained fortune and not advice!
Old Business
due to tbroman losing the Thing, the Thing is now a garlic-flavored condom. tbroman gives the Thing to anbrown. Not his fault: becoming a sex offender to kill vampires
New Business
create the Screw the Rules, I Have Blue Hair Committee to Clyde's the Sergeant at Arms, he makes the rules anyways
Violet, you're turning violet!
Bylaws Committee objects to the purpose of this committee
The Meh Committee reports: meh
dabu di dabu da
He punched the highlights out of her hair!
the Wish I Ever Watched Any Anime Ever Committee says, interesting anime noises hah!
the Homestar Runner References Committee asks: are you the guy? (from 20XG6)
screw the rules, I have blue hair (cshaffer)
motion to append to the purpose of the committee: as long as Clyde's hair is blue, he must speak in only Rufus the Cat's voice: unfriendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Screw the Rules, You Have Blue Hair Committee: unfriendly, fails
motion to change "makes" in the purpose of the committee to "breaks" - friendly
motion to append to the purpose of the committee: as long as Clyde's hair is blue, he must speak in purple - friendly
we purple
the ad-hoc Synesthetics Committee approves
MOTION!
vote: passes with the purpose "Clyde's the Sergeant at Arms, he breaks the rules anyways. As long as Clyde's hair is blue, he must speak in purple."
sold $1 memcginn, chairs all but Clyde
create the Committee to Bake 46,600 Cookies to "boop heeheehee" (acrichto)
the Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar supports this committee's creation
can you repeat that in song?
we haven't had paper crane in a while
does anyone have any idea about the volume of this?
just thinking out loud with hands, nothing to see here (rglenn)
vote: passes
sold $4 tbroman, people who don't eat cookie dough before it's baked
create the Hackathon Fire Safety Committee to set off fireworks outside of Gates
someone dropped a firework on the Gates helix
only you can prevent cluster fires
motion to replace all instances of "fireworks" with "firewalls" in the name and purpose: unfriendly
Mitch Hedberg's words of wisdom: if you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit
unless you are a chair
off the roof is outside, right? (sacunnin)
the ad-hoc Committee to Burn Down the Gates-Hillman Center disapproves of this committee's creation
motion to change the name of the committee to "earth, wind and fire" - unfriendly
out windows is outside, right? (sacunnin)
Tazza is outside, right? (sacunnin)
Clyde was not raising his hand
wait, what's outside? is that like a food? (dkirby)
it's the room with the light that won't go off and the shitty A/C (Xander)
oh, you mean Wean 7500
flushing down a toilet is outside, right? (sacunnin)
vote passes
sold $2 dmeng, chairs any people who go to hackathons
create the Straying from the Original Purpose Committee to every committee
the Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee objects to current events
the wtf You Guys Committee watches warily (dmeng)
the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee predicts success
not related to purpose, but it is: Crazy Train/Born This Way mashup (Bubbles plays the "mashup"--every instance of the words "born this way" in "Born This Way" is replaced by twright shouting "CRAZY TRAIN!")
motion to change the purpose to "straying from the original purpose of this committee" - friendly
motion to change the purpose to "haha do you see what I've done here" - unfriendly, fails
motion to change the purpose to "KGB is clever and we don't care who knows it!" - friendly
motion to change the purpose to crazy train - unfriendly, passes
I think that this committee is going off the rails
motion to change the purpose to "researching a new and clever way to survive 251" - unfriendly, fails
the But It's an Experiment, Right? Committee is watching intently (tvaughan)
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, chairs DISBANDED
create the KGB A Cappella Choir Committee to sing beautifully
CRAZY, WELL THAT'S HOW IT GOES
the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports failure
the Repeat That in Song Committee asks: repeat in song please
the WTF You Guys Committee and the Oh Shit, What Have We Done Committee are both intrigued
motion to change the name to the Day the Music Died Committee - (prepend w/ aka)
the ad-hoc Orchestration Committee asks: why do the singers get all the attention
motion to create the Out of Order Committee
purple
vote: passes
sold $6 kharring, chairs her, anyone else interested
create the Phone Call to Question Committee to hello?
then who was phone???
call to question (by phone)
vote: passes
sold $3 cshaffer, chairs anybody who wants to answer when the question is called
allocate $50 for the event - it's a good idea
allocate $300 to t-shirts (includes $150 already paid, won't get all the way to $300) - it's a good idea
create the Out of Order Committee - no second
create the Faceless Superhero Committee to call the Question
the Committee for All Things Doctor Who reports: silence will fall when the question is asked
but is it that question?
the Experiment Committee proposes a different kind of Rorschach test
Doctor Who was phone!!
vote: passes
sold $3 tbroman, DISBANDED
create the Lack of Second Committee to hand out fails
anti-seconds!
I tried to create anti-seconds, but then time exploded
the Evil Seafood League demands $1 billion lest we weaponize the fail whale
the ad-hoc Emu Seafood League says eeemmuuu blub blub blub
motion to change the name to the Fails for Lack of a Squid Committee - unfriendly, fails
the ad-hoc Delayed Reaction Committee reports success
the ad-hoc Delayed Reaction Committee reports...
success.
legen
(wait for it)
dary
that was an action, not a reaction
The ad-hoc Delayed Action Committee reports
question called
vote: passes
sold $2 ccolombo, chairs fail (hand motion) and everybody
create the Evood Seafvil Committee to Evood Seafvil
that is hard to pronounce
the ad-hoc Crazy Train Committee reports success
motion to change the name to the Evood Q. Seafvil Memorial Committee - unfriendly, passes
the Horthemen of the Apocalythp Committee doesn't want things to be hard
this just goes to show that Evood Q. Seafvil was a ghoooost!
Evood Q. Seafvil was a great man. A great man!
vote: passes as the Evood Q. Seafvil Memorial Committee
sold $3 Oren, chairs him and tvaughan
Announcements:
EVENT! KGB's Bringing Down the House. Friday 7pm, Scotland Yard/Andy's Lounge booth builds on Wednesday 7pm, Satudray 12 CtFwS Judges Meeting next week
Schmucks
Chamber Orchestra String Theory really needs cellists. egorelik is begging. ITR this saturday at 10! Yay! My Little Pony, Saturday 4pm DH2315 go to the courtyard and see the chalk drawing Satire movie night! Dr. Strangelove at 7, PH125B (eforney) Bubbles' friend BCSA is doing an alternate-reality game for a capstone - do it, it's cool (Bubbles) we purple we gtfo
