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exec reports

broman

   had a summer
       spent it working for explo, where they make and sell cheap cameras
       guy sat down on a bench, got an awkward picture on either side of the arch
       which was basically how his summer went
       came back to pittsburgh, got wisdom teeth taken out
       on vicodin RIGHT NOW

caroline

   still having a summer
   worked in erie and came here over the weekend
   contact us on fb
   exec meetings at uc caffee thurs at 5:30
   new people
       (name, major, where from, uni
       sophia, cs, bay area ca, not a very interesting persom
       charlotte, se pa (outside philly), bio, has a cat
       skye?, meche bme, dc area?, fav color blue
       alex, cs, long island, is a cs major
       dan, cs, wisco (milwaukee), scottish terrier and also other dog
       rudina, ece bme, kosovo, likes watching tv

jram q had a summer

   gainfully unemployed
   won a lot of games and trivia
   EVENT
   potluck 5:45 black chairs in UC, then walk to flagstaff
   frizbee, food, drink, don't bring drinks
   upperclassmen bring food

marlena

   had a summer
   days designing in a box
   nights playing board games
   still full of energy in middle of 10 hr classday
   this will not be the case later
   PRAVDA?!
       mostly user submitted content, submit to mnabraha@andrew.cmu.edu

dillon

   had a summer
   guess he worked a job, made tshirts
   also didaccountung

mike

   had a summer
   worked in a bio lab with minions
   killed minions, poured cyanide down the drain
   

committee repts

tortellini: rept

guild of calam etc, overwheliminalskdg

dickens reads some shit, 1/5

alcoholist: spect. now: and a recipe look it up

vs wolf memorial: monkey w/ time bomb baboon

time travel: tbroman for prez

horseebooks: mulch MULCH

chicken dance committee: arr dev

don't worry it's for science: that pain you're feeling in 2 hrs is normal, don't worry

buggy errryday: soon

old business

   thing!
       freshmen not finding class is not skittles' fault

new business

   committee to test memory of exec: CHALLENGE
       eforney: postpone until 1st feb monday 2015?
           the challenge will go through either way
           objection: w/o committe, how will we remember the meeting?
           PASSED
   
   committee to make sure that the test to test the memory of exec garble mumble: to uphold the test of memory of exec
       can you repeat that in song committee reports
           ~something something test~
       motion to table?
           FAILED
       motion to postpone until this february
           motion to set date in feb to the exec meeting (first thursday?)
           NOT FRIENDLY
           motion to pick any day in feb
               friendly
           motion to use comp to pick day
               no
           eforney regrets setting precedent
           motion to the left
           we are now in purple
           motion to remain in motion whilst an outside force acts upon us
           PASSED
   sergents secret police: please speak loudly and have interesting and animmated discussions so the people listening in on your convos don't get board
       motion to change title to mike woolford secret police
           PASSED
       append: and always carry small stick to purpose
           PASSED
       change title to dread lord mwoolfor secret police
           passed
       change small stick to big stick
           fails
       append bug mars
           to what
           out of order
       PASSED
       $3 to ethan. disbanded
       
   maximum big committee: prove that nat nums have upper bound
       motion to disprove by lengthy proof on the board
       point of order: set to m for max, should be set to w for wumbo
       MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH JACKS VAN SPORTS
       change all inst. big to name and purpose to bidness
       change all inst of natural to unnatural
           fails
       motion to add 1 to committee name to create counter example
       how many is a brazillian?
       change natural to supernatural
       PASSED
       $5 to mcginnis, he chairs
   
   save exec from 251 committe
       NO
   
   military awds and titles: for duration of vurrent exec add grand mwof to sgt at arms title
       change grand to graham cracker
           fails
       change grand to bug mars
           fails
       change grand to bug mars
           it was better in the first season
           fails
       it is a scientific fact that we are all bug mars
       $2 to drew, oren will chair
       
   upkeep of places that don't exist: check on all new doors around campus (there are some new locks)
       change title upkeep to untap of places that don't exist
           PASSED
       change purpose to build moountan ontop of wean like that one guy in china
           passed
       change title untap to draw
           failed
       change name to let's fuck over the freshmen committe
           we'll say failed
       fun fact: if you go b/w a and b basement sof mudge you'll find place where you can interplanar travel
       skittles will be perf honest, he still doesn't understand what buying more tangerines means
       PASSED
       $3 to caroline: anybody who can tunnel will chair
   
   name of this committe: what it's purpose will be
       change name to name of this committe committee
           passed
       witty remark
       change purpose to purpose of this committee
           failed
       change name to bill the cat
           failed
       computer science joke
       violent objection (out of order)
       change this to that in name and purpose
           passed
       append name of change of purpose to name
           nope
       unfunny statement
       motion to append and tortyre rec sec
           passed
       append funny hats to purpose
           passed
       PASSED
       $2 to Alex, you will chair (you = tbroman)
   
   kgb rocks the 80s: [short keytar playing]
       keytars appended to purpose
       you can buy it ... on itunes
       motion to don't start unbelieveing
       append crazy train to purpose
           friendly
       mashup crazy train with purpose
           friendly
       motion to business up front of purpose, party in back
           friendly?
       motion to [append keytar] playing ot purpose
           friendly
       $3 to JRAM, anyone currently holding keyboard or keytar
   
   freshmen awareness committee: educate freshmen and other enw members
       append only after terribly confusing then to purpose
       frosh can request rept from the what are you referencing committee
           will not be helpful
       append to purpose make freshmen aware of how unaware they are
           passed
       motion to go back to the way middle school where everything was sunshine and rainbows
       uncomfortably friendly committe approves wholeheartedly
       $6 to skittles, DISBANDED
   
   allocation to not exeed 50 bucks for this weeks event
       PASSED
   
   hat committe: give kgb exec lice
       don't worry it's for sci committee approves
       change title to exec plays a hat based roleplaying game:
           dilitory
       are we playing tf2 now?
           cmu is a school themed hat simulator
       and study epidemeology to title
           failed
       and study frenology to title
           fiendly
       motion to append 1 hat to all of exec's head
           SUCCESS
       $2 to drew: disbanded
   
   that committee: portmanteaus of everything
       eforney: i portmantotally approve
       point of info: what is a gleef?
           unknown
       the spontaneous shark pun committe... is waiting
           JRAM: ..."sorry tiger"
       PASSED
       $2 to xander. disbanded
   
   misplaced wisdom: ensure exec doesn't go mad with opiates
       when broman got his wisdom teeth out he vehemently pointed to a trashcan
           it said "are you high"
       xander: at least you still got your charisma teeth
       freshman was under the impression that all of exec and everyone here was on opiates anyway
           no; it's just broman
       FAILED
   
   fetch committee: NO STEVEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPNE
   
   precedent committee: we shall see
       would it be in support of anti seconds? probably
       what if we started selling heroin to members
           don't worry it's JUST during this committee
       chang purpose to to catch jram with narcotics
           friendly
       change name to the trolling committe and purpose to breast cancer research?
       skittles still doesn't know where jram got that bag of money
       change name to president committee
           
       eforney: "Gainfully Unemployed"
           the unneccesary quotation marks committee; success
       PASSED
       $3 to drew, all past and current residents of the Moon, except for JRAM
       

announcements

EVENT:

   potluck, friday 545 at black chairs
   nonfreshmen bring food
   bring utensils with food to serve! make ingredients list for allergies!
   

website's been updated!

   pravdas in full color
   possibly event updates?
   rss feed!
   cmukgb.com

event next week!

   old people who want to tell stories: contact exec!

DUES

   $15/semester, 20/year
   need them for serious business voting
   also discount on merch!
   pay to dillon, tell zora
   

schmucks

accomplished ballerinas in pittsburgh talk to Xander!

there's a movie thing on weds after sundown

   avengers this week!
   it's free!
   we can tell you where flagstaff is
   

talk to jram xander broman about running puzzlehunt,

find owen for infinite spaghetti!

gtfo