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Revision as of 23:34, 16 October 2013
OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
Had a weekend
event for three minutes before puzzlehunt planning
but not entirely because there were more mistakes
then puzzlehunt
there were mistakes
it went okay
did work eventually on sunday
decided not to sleep
watched highlights of football on the internet
Caroline
had a week
started with a hat that did nothing to her
still only in the double digits of job applications sent out this week
has a group project and everyone is chill and awesome
doesn't know what karmic reprecussions will happen
JRAM
had a weekend
started with sliver of the event
then lots of puzzlehunt being broken
then being fine
has been playing dota with friends instead of work
event
video game night
wean 5300
friday at 7:00
we'll post a thing for people to sign up to bring things
Marlena
had a weekend
involved being possessed by a deceased soviet officer
after that work maybe got done
PRAVDA!
Zora
Dillon
had a weekend
planning puzzlehunt
planning runaround for hunt during hunt
went rather well
then did lots and lots of work on sunday
Mike
had a weekend
friend visited
soviet possession didn't really know how to drive a car
didn't notice the puzzlehunt problems
tried to do work on sunday but comics instead
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ccolombo is an anti aircraft tank: it's not a challenge. it's not
ad hoc lie on the floor try not to cry cry a lot: the puzzlehunt was a field of broken dreams
innovative tech: this is actually a tech talk, they lied about KGB
sign your name on a blank piece of paper for the Adventure Initiative
illust journalist: various ghosts, spirits, whites, and revenants have appeared for an annual haunting of Tad McDaniels
who allegedly murdered someone once
ad hoc I would have gotten away with it
scp: any ghosty things can be returned to scp for a reward
dkirby scared stupid: got dead space
booth: planning in porter a18a on sunday at 3 for the rest of the semester
innovative tech
will not accept brides as bribes
there's a typo
guid of calam intent: calling evil seafood a buynch of little bitches
evil seafood: what i'm sorry we can't hear you over the sound of your families screaming
ad hoc what is this: i don't even
eforney is pretty: pintrest
50 shades of xander: electric bill came back with refund for 12 dollars
nobody complained, they cyborg
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
too many freshmen going home is not skyes fault
NEW BUSINESS
captain vulcanov: zis is not games, zis is training exercises
ad hoc twister chess: many butts
ad hoc words: success
PASSES
$10 to Marlena, she and anyoen else who will wear the hat
dkirby scared stupid: to report on any scary games that he will play
isn't it made redundant by the existance of dan?
change title to scared by stupid: to report onterrible horror movies
FAILS
change purpose to shit dan does:
already exists
committ discussion to dkirby is so full of himself to make it a subcommittee
PASSES
kgbutts committe: put all of kbg butts above kgb heads
so twister chess
change name to semore butts
no
isn't this committee a little cheeky
ad hoc kgb gymnastics: success
motion ot append cloud
mis ap spoken song lyrics: lookit dat butt x3
touchin' butts: doesn't say anythign
change name to kgands
fails
PASSES
$7 to stuart, anyone with a butt will chair
outdated memes: hail englip
JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN
why aren't you buying more tangerines
this this this this this this this this this this this this this this
by the power of grayskull
tortellini
epic fail
epic win
lol
invisible bicycle
dancing baby gif
supersonic limpo: pew pew pew
yuma yuma
omg shoes
the bubonic plague
stahp
dillon would like to welcome the kgb to the internet
charlie bit my finger
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
xander votes no on everything
FAILS
twister chess league: oversee all games of twister chess and ensure that they're all unsafe and unproductive
change name to strip twister chess committee
not yet friendly
kgbutts approves of both
isn't this a committee a duplicate of the kgbutts committee
mis ap spoken song lyrics: .....
ad hoc recursion: approval
make committee the set of all committees that don't contain themselves
dillontory: dillon!
$4 to zeph, dillon will chair
ill spirit and bitter: bid on committees so that people will have to pay more
mis ap alcoholist committee: would like to know how this committee feels about bitters
this is what drew does already
report from treasurer: yessssssss
PASSES
$14 to Drew, he will chair
the committee of the real meaning of columbus day: spread spirit of columbus day by invading everyone's yards and spreading new diseases
Caroline thought that the true spirit was for cmu students to complain about how everyone got the day off
no you're all wrong take credit for things that other people have done first
no you're all wrong the real purpose is to kick people out of their homes
you're all just wrong
wait but isn't it just a holiday where we watch Colombo
oh god why committee: you should not do these things around xander
no you're all wrong take credit for things that other people have done first
PASSES
$3 to mcginnis, disbanded
flat earth: if the earth was round then we'll all just roll off it
actually with a sufficiently large sphere and the right axis you can get it to rock in stable motion forever
ptolemy was right, motion to append geotension
nope
motion to declare universe as flat
out of order
don't worry earth, one day you'll hit puberty
mis ap don't worry it's for science: we sent some one to investigate. Don't worry, it's for science
append turtles all the way down
conspiracy theory: if the earth is flat then how did we fake the moon landing
max bid committee: approves
guild of calam: if the earth is so flat, then how did we take over your govt?
PASSES
$2 to drew, disbanded
kgboobs: to provide companionship to the kgbutts committee
$29 to drew - appreciators of boobs will chair
dillon's weight in gold: to procure enough gold to replace dillon as treasurer
replace water in r7 with lard
glasses of water can be purchased at the moon for $10 a pop
will this golden dillon still be a pokemon?
yes, shiny
change kgb to gold standard
no
JRAM: diet tip: if you eat multiple things from the same animal then only the first thing counts
Caroline: waffle are shaped like 0s so they have 0 calories
change committee to make dillon fat
PASSES
don't worry it's for science: jram and caroline's statements true
inov tech: gold machine turns you bald
dillontory: many counts of noooooo
point of order: we need $2.6 million
PASSES
$10 to McGinnis, anyone who might have the treasurers will chair
allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
crazy horse: do any experiment possible for the kgb
change name to crazy train
passes
kgb mashup: trains just iron horses
we're goin' off the reins on a crazy horse
spaghetti
PASSES
$11 to Zeph, mike will chair
kgbrains: we're more than our kgbutts and [REDACTED]
kgb zombies approve greatly
all we want to do is want your brains, we're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
append to purpose particle physics
PASSES
mis ap skeptics: there is nothing to support string theory
change name to kgboner
FAILS
change name to kgbiceps
FAILS
change name to kgb rains
FAILS
PASSES
$25 to drew, people who appreciate brains
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
videogame night
friday at 7 in Wean 5300 corridor
sign up in the google doc to bring things
Sweatshirts!
we're gonna post a facebook thing, fill it out
CtFwS is in 11 days!
Judges meeting at some point
if you want to judge send exec an email
required that you've played before
Boooooooth
planning meeting
porter a18a, 3:00 on Sunday
pre-ctfws
we're gonna take and hold the fence next week
also doing fun and interesting things! like handing out candy and ribbons
we need people to sign up!
googledoc on the internet
SCHMUCKS
round of applause for drew for funding kgb
new episodes of doctor who uncovered
mcginnis has enemy of the world
he'll stream it at some point
it's been recently uncovered that episodes of 3rd rock--DAMMIT THOMAS GET OUT OF MY HEAD
illust journalists gonna start planning and doing things this midsemester break
message xander on facebook
innovative tech is recruiting out the door
