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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
spent a lot of it grading, not enough of it doing 210
also staying up too late
because stress causes insomnia
there was the event
then homework
and on sunday there was a booth meeting
and that brings us up to today
you can see the state of his mouth
caroline
had a weekend
it was long
there was the event
and then there was preparing to capture the fence with stuff
new people
eric, meche bme, detroit area, doesn't remember if he owns a shoebox
JRAM
had a weekend
technically midsemester break
challenged to sing the Middle with the lyrics to Rock lobster
and then grading
EVENT
Capture the Flag with Stuff!
Friday, 7:00, DH 2315
we need judges! email exec
marlena
had a weekend
matching the patterns of other people's
but had two projects due today!
one was a video game
the other was a costume
had to create a persona
made the guy who tries to sells you amulets in video games
30 pounds of stuff on a bike, woo
zora
had a weekend
there was like half an hour of event
dillon
had a weekend
technically midsemester break
actually work
event was fun, booth was fun
wrote an autograder!
mike
had a weekend
event!
played a game where you roll thing
had a dream about the guy's face
installed ubuntu
didn't get any work done
COMMITTEE REPORTS
kgb marionette: nwab illust journalist: an arrest has been made with regards to the unicorn incedent mashup: crazy on my wayward train floor is lava: dance my puppets not burn down r7 and all the things: there is a party at r7 on saturday at 9:00 evil seafood: resounding success mountain on top of wean: carmel apples are fun ad hoc ad hoc tech talks: welcome to the drop boat tech talk open source samples: wants one guild of calam: oh really? is the drop boat source code written in C? evil seafood: OH YOU BASTARDS
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing
his team losing at ctfws is not stuarts fault
NEW BUSINESS
obsc reference committee: to distribute obsc ref points to the kgb
wow
1 tim broman point
7 chalkboards of northumberland: reports
motion to surround the committee with an opaque wall or something
no
PASSES
$5 to JRAM, he and frieder will chair
state of my mouth: to establish bragging rights for who is most disoriented
motion remove will crichton from running
the most oriented
motion to have committee's wisdom teeth removed
oh god
motion to append being full of bees to purpose
fails
PASSES
$3 to Alex, everyone in room in zombie survival
yoga flame: to teach you all fake yoga
the clock pose
the kgb tree pose committee approves
paper crane
the I'm not touching you
the I have something to say
drownin' the person
did you know that acupuncture is fun and easy to learn
the touch my hand committee
squid
the call the question
what makes it work is the slight leg lift
PASSES
$40 to mcginnis, steven and marlena will chair
nonexistant: there does not exist a time such that this committee exists
made up entirely of ninjas
strong motion to postpone indefinitely
misap calvinball: approval
FAILS
append null set to the purpose
passes
change name to out of order
NOPE
table until such a time as committee no longer exists
dillatory
append committee to second instance of recursion committee
FAILS
table committee to two months ago
PASSES
and gets taken off table
motion to flip table
dilatory
motion to bed the committee
take it out to dinner first
WHAT COMMITTEE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (they might be listening)
FAILS
committee to prove all knowledge in universe: a lot of monkeys in a lot of rooms until they solve the continuum hyp
motion to postpone until monkeys do said thing
passes
the purpose of this committee is to remind the recsec of failure
it's succeeding (I don't have the title)
isn't the purpose made redundant by the existance of all past rec secs
PASSES
$4 to frieder, all recsecs past and future (not present)
insomnia: to not get enough sleep
ad hoc inzombia: approves in a nuuh
change purpose to "cure sleep"
isn't this committee made redundant by the fact that we go to cmu
inovative tech: they've been testing subjects to check whether sleep is important
subjects have only killed once
they consider that a good thing
when xander sleeps we all die
when you empathize with someone you create a mini them in your head and then kill them when you think of something else
psychoanylitics: solopsism is bad
ad hoc I don't know the meaning of the word: solopsism?
ad hoc occam's razor: solopsism has it's uses
how does the committee feel about lucid dreaming
eh, it was kind of disappointing
illust: wake up YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
append to purpose follow white rabbit
fails
dolphins only sleep with half of their brains
also sharks?
and certain migrating birds (they fly for 100s of days at a time)
have you ever seen a shark and a bird in a room at the same time?
PASSES
$7 to skye, she and all with insomnia will chair
kgbones: to provide support for body parts that are otherwise incapable of standing on their own
motion to prevent further changes to committee name
FAILS
change all s's to z's
PASSES
change name to kgb
fails
PASSES
$2 to Stuart, people who need support will chair
the moonarchy: oh, you know, we are always watching
is marlena the only one who's noticed that Xander has a lot of committees?
have we ever seen xander and an evil committee in the same place at the same time?
YES
change name to sunshine and butterflies committee
PASSES
change intent of committee to friendly
FAILS
replace purpose with link to cat picture
FAILS
committee to not change name and purpose of every committee: failure
change name to princess luna's glorious grilled cheese sandwich
passes
50 shades of xander: lease prohibits pets but not minions
they do have a dead shark in a bottle
PASSES
we are now in purple
$13 to caroline, she shall chair
much: wow
table before all our brains rot
fails
append miller's son
to what
kgb goes on kindergarten field trip: approves
so committee. such discus
replace all the with bug mars
fails
ad hoc stumbling: reports
internet memes: supersonic limbo
$2 to owen, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for the event
tepper: to make money off all the random crap the illust journalist committee announces
in stuart's dream last night, tepper exploded
open source samples: highly disapproves
ad hoc tap dancing in tepper: approves
taxedermy: we have shot and stuffed the invisable hand and we are sorry
this needs more computer science
ad hoc surrealism: xander is actually less surreal than the stuff that the people in the business school think up
PASSES
$7 to skye, skye will chair
kgbee: zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz zz zz
but bees give us flowers that give us fruit
oh god bees. not the bees.
change name and purpose: kgb spelling bee: reliving my fourth grade dream"
change name to 25th anual kgbee
what
motion to hold the 2nd anual kg spellingbee right now
no
can eforney get the language of origin
okay kids, the word is kgb
can you use it in a sentence
no
can you repeat that in song: can I get another pronunciation of that
can you use it in a metaphore
can you use the word with a fox
is mayonaise an instrument
can you use it in a box
can you use it in a vaccuum with perfectly spherical cows
$2 to frieder, anyone who can spell incorrectly will chair
committee for regulation of anti seconds: regulate use of antiseconds and charge those who use it without permission
change name to tbromaparte committee
passes
is this committee strong?
no
how does this committee feel about antipasta
tortellini
does this committee even lift
yes
append to purpose "and encourage president to overabuse power"
passes
motion to regulate ants
out of order
motion to change purpose to "eradicate use of antisecond at kgb general body meetings"
passes
append a spooky ghost to the purpose
it's just casper
fails
wooooooo halloween costumes think of them
FAILS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Ctfws
Friday 2315 at 7:00
there will be tons of fun
judges meetings tomorrow at 7:30 and wednesday at 5:30
Painting the fence!
We need people to paint the fence! sign up! there's a googledoc
wrapup meeting for puzzlehunt tomorrow at 9:00
if you're interested in staffing you should go
SCHMUCKS
macedamia
MWOP
there's an r7 party on saturday at 9:00
bring your fence
SUNDAYS!
BOOTH
xander got a text message from a weird source--it says WAKE UP YOU HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS
motion to purple and get food
chair rejects
SIT YO ASSES DOWN
motion to overturn chair's decision
PASSES
