Difference between revisions of "Minutes20131104"

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OFFICER REPORTS

   broman
       had a weekend
       doesn't remember much
       event! cool games
           the game of spite
           it lasted a long time
       did a lot of work
       not enough work
           took all of saturday and sunday
       the packers haven't played yet but 210 is due tonight
           doesn't know where his priorities lie
   
   caroline
       had a weekend
       halloween party was a blast
       there was enough homework
       made a lot of food
       watched a lot of netflix
           didn't come out from under the covers for an entire day
       new people
           doyee, physics, south korea, has hair
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       halloween party
           managed to throw squirtle out of a ph window
       had a rest of the weekend
       didn't leave his apartment for most of it
       EVENT
           improv night!
           friday, 7:00, one of the PH A18* rooms
           NPP people are greaT!
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       dressed as sailor Uranus
       ate food and forgot food in another place
       worked on things and learned about making bump maps and other cool things
       had a performance today!
           had to lipsync to a song for an art class
           dressed up as a stepford wife and sang hush little babie
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   Zora
       
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       costume was joke
       3 day weekend!
           saturday inventoried the booth then went to bed
           saturday take two did work then went to itr
           sunday did work
   
   mike
       had weekend
       managed to get sick not once not three times but twice
       also managed to booth that many times
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   committee to think up things to say: success
   
   kgbutts: success
   
   min bid: success
   
   max bid: failure
   
   dkirby scared stupid: horror movie free weekend
   
   yoga flame
       winter sun salutation
       wake up
       alarm
       foot on--oh god it's cold
   
   attendance
       failure
       
   the onion is real: area girlfriend reports stay under blanket for next five months
   
   shit i read in the tartan:
       harrassment: student sitting on bench was harrassed about popcorn by old white lady
   
   agriculture:
       that was a corny story
   
   dairy dept
       that was a very cheesy pun
   
   livestock
       steven you just upped the steak
   
   spontaneous shark pun: disapproval

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       Rolls not being cancelled is not Skye's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   existing: to report when tim says any reports from existing committees
       does this committee think very much
           yes
       does this committee ever not think?
           no
       what happens if tim changes proceadure
           no
       if it's always "reports" will this committee report mult times?
           third!
       in order to ingrease longevity, replace tim with president in purpose
           passes
       in order to increase longetudiny, motion to place on map
           passes
       in order to increase latitudity, should be in ontario
           fails
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder
       anyone who has ever reported will chair
   
   mispronouncable words: marlena pronouces ricochet "ricot"
       committee's purpose sounds to pacific
       malasia, indonesia, garage
       this is the epitome of good ideas
       all this mispronounceation is just a facade
       bear bear bear
       $3 to Zeph, he will chair
   
   pumpkins on meth: so you know jackolanterns in mid november? that. also celebrating the coming of peppermint
       how does this committee feel about eggnog in late january?
           yes
       does anyone else think that chem teachers make really good pumpkin pie?
       physics torture: math meth and cheese does not go with tomato sauce
       PASSES
       $2 to caroline, she shall chair and people who don't like the taste of pumpkins
   
   motion to propose a standing rule that any mention of drew in auctions means two
       do we want it to be specifically two dollars?
           two american us dollars in currency
           accounting for inflation of the current year
           but if we do that we can't say drew zombie
       what about thomas?
           that is in fact drew's first name
       clarification on the spelling of drew
       clarification on the spelling of two
       clarification on the spelling of ricochet
           f-u-c-k-o-f-f
       how long does a standing rule apply?
           it depends
           in this case it would be indefinite
       motion to change timespan to "until there is no one left who remembers drew"
           dilatory, needs a specific expiration
       if the pres calls on drew, are they bidding?
           the chair isn't supposed to bid
           a bid has to be both saying the number and intending to bid
       PASSES
   
   PRECEDENT
   
   eevee completeness: to create a new eevee of every pokemon type
       change name to np completeness
           with purpose create an eevee of every level of complexity
           passes
       how does this committee feel about the ? type or the bird type
       who here doesn't get very many pokemon references
           lots
       motion to change all pokemon references to digimon references
           fails
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder, anyone who enjoys pokemon
   
   skyantology: to make skyance a priority
       how much money does someone have to donate to become a skyantologist?
           syzegy
       does the skyantology committee acknowledge bio as a real science?
       does this committee believe that skyenetics can be practiced by anyone?
           skyenetics can be practiced by anyone
       how does this committee feel about drama majors
           it would love to disect their brains
       point of info: what does scizzoring mean?
       isn't the technical term for skyence meteorology?
           no
       if you join the skyentology committee will you be bound by oath?
           yes
       PASSES
       $10 to Skye, she will chair
   
   squidward: to grumpily abstain everything
       request report from the yoga flame committee about squidward's interp dance
           done
       request report from evil seafood league
           no one here
       the misap evil seafood league
           is full of losers
       the misap evil seafood league
           has stolen evil seafood league
       the guild of calam intent
           oh really?
       the misap evil seafood league
           committed that crime for the halibut
       the misap evil seafood league
           has kidnapped the calam intent's chair
       the misap calam intent
           it's okay, they have the seafood league's table
       note: we're so indoctrinated that we don't even need xander to be here for xander to be here
       this should possibly wait for schmucks, but would you like to buy some chocolate?
           CHOCOLATE
       PASSES
       $2 to Drew, disbanded

   kgb perches: pretty much that
       change name to louisiana purchase committee
           FAILS
       the floor is lava, only exec is safe
       ad hoc dudebird committee: approves
       ad hoc kgbirds: approves
       ad hoc committee: approves
       free bird!
       five dollar bird!
       committee to test exec's memory: wants to remember to try to perch
       bruce sharkstein committee: free shark!
       motion to change name to louisiana birdchise
           changed to louisiana birdchefs
       ad hoc vegitarianism approves and is slightly hungry for turkey
       birds are plants
       PASSES
       $3 to caroline, vegetarians will chair
           clarification: does that include pseudo vegetarians
               no
   
   kgb avoids sexual harassement: to avoid contact with people against their consent or in any ways that are against state local and federal laws
       also try not to be creepy on the internet
       kgbutts committee aproves
       append "and native american fed res regulations" to purpose
           passes
       PASSES
       $7 to drew, all members of kgb, because it's everyone's responsibility
   
   allocation for 50 for event
       passes
   
   nicolas kageebee committee: to steal the declaration of independance
       how does this committee feel about obsessive fanboys with godly powers of breath
       the sexy body suit costume covered with his face
       append to purpose: also president's secret book
           fails
       what is on that last page?
       the skyentology committee: you'll have to go through me
       the rollercoaster was better than the movie: faceoff
       $3 to zeph, anyone who wants to will chair
   
   deathstar: to blow up bugmars once and for all
       will this committee promise to disrupt all bugmars happenings?
           yes
       motion to cover up small exhaust part not much bigger than whomprat
           passes
       change name to moon
           it's no moon
       change all star to mars and insecticide to bug
           no
       watching the long, horrible, drawn out death of a meme
           be very happy
       if the death star committee has it's way, the death will be short and explosive
       skyentology: disney's star wars
       if you strike bugmars down now, it will come back stronger than ever
       this committee is looking for love in alderan places
       PASSES
       $8 to stuart, anyone who pledges to fulfil the mission will chair
           

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       improv night
       porter A18, friday, 7
       NPP will be coming to help us out!
   
   Booth!
       still having meetings
       Porter A18, 3:00 on sundays

SCHMUCKs

   Stuart is having an Artemis party this saturday!
       4-6 ships hopefully
       will probably do combat between ships
       tutorial at 6:30
       games will start at 7:00
       meet in Baker 140C!
       it's posted to the facebook group

we are now in purple