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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       started with trivia night, which was awesome
           it was a lot of fun
       was going to make a reading rainbow joke but decided not to
       went to buffalo for a quizbowl tournament
           won
       worked for 15 hours on sunday
           grading 251
           wasn't fun
       the rest was fun
       continues to anxiously wait for an email
   
   Caroline
       had a weekend
       the theme was jobscrounge
       there was an interview and now homework from that
       
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       trivia night
           pretty fun
           it was "well playtested"
       did some homework
       did some grading
       began to crawl into gaping maw of grad school apps
       EVENT
           Find the Event
           Friday, BH 237A, 7:00
       
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       began with making a lot of soup
           it'll be gone within 3 days
       played an awesome RPG
       worked on booth
       watched the end of korra
           no spoilers
       tried to refill print quota
           they basically gave her a runaround
       tea is inconvenient
       Pravda!
           it was supposed to come out before halloween, but it didn't, but it's costume themed
           next theme is "I'm a pretty, 'pretty', princess"
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       trivia night
           great loads of fun
           the questions are available somewhere
       worked 9:00 AM to midnight on malloc
       then booth on sunday
       
   Mike
       had a weekend
       started with trivia night
       also spent a lot of time in purgatory
           there's a place called burgatory in purgatory
       then there was a sunday
       basically their weekend was exactly the same as zora's

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   the corytelling storillary:
       Ozzy
       similar to the Dude Bird, but for Ozymandias
   
   ad hoc metaphors that were actually used
       there are apples all over the ground rotting
       something about oranges
   
   illust journ
       pictures and portraits coming alive
       pulling real people into portraits, switching places
       bad for everyone
   
   dkirby nightmare in dreamland
       caroline had a dream where people were trying to kill her
       she woke up
   
   last committee that dkirby will ever buy
       failure
   
   time travel, etc
       frieder will spend no more than $5 on committee related committees
   
   dkirby nightmare in dreamland
       JRAM had a surprisingly long dream, with lots of different members of the KBG
   
   dkirby nightmare in dreamland
       Oren had a dream that Ellen turned into an octopus
   
   dkirby nightmare in dreamland and skyentology
       strange things happen when you fall asleep in mod bio
   
   dkirby nightmare etc poss in conj 50 shades of xander
       drew keeps waking up with faded drawings on his hands

   dkirby etc, in conj dead horse
       
   dkirby etc, kirby and mcginnis
       mcginnis had a dream where Sylvester Mccoy was in his class
   
   inov tech
       lost track of some eagles, worried they're gonna take over the world
   
   skyentology
       step right up see the dream eagles
   
   guild of calam intent
       opening of eagle racing arena
       you can gamble and participate
   
   one ring
       has the inov tech been experimenting with reality convergence?
   
   actual purpose of dkirby nightmare
       something to do with him eating his enemies
   
   dkirby nightmare in dreamland
       frieder ate a banana today
   
   dkirby etc
       Wake up!
       no, seriously, WAKE UP

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       when soemone comes to him with a problem, it's not his fault
   

NEW BUSINESS

   society against wilhelm scream: marlena needs more varied screams
       you could go to the library and use their soundeffect CD collection
       Xander's committees can also help
       what kind of variation are you looking for?
           stuff that doesn't sound silly
       misap warm and fuzzy: will not be able to help
       instead of screaming, why not just have the characters hold up a sign?
       misap warm and fuzzy: could help with aid of matches
       warm and fuzzy: can absolutely help
       if anyone wants to help marlena record screams...
           please do
       PASSES
       $2 to drew, disbanded
   
   so you find yourself in a horror movie: to dispense good advice if you find yourself etc
       moonarchy: always watching
       ad hoc cabin in the woods
           "we should split up"
           "yeah!"
           "WHAT"
       ad hoc actual cannibal shiah labouf: gnawing off your leg
       it is very rarely the attractive girl
       if you find yourself in times of trouble, please don't split the party
       while setting fire to things may be the way everything ends up, it's also usually how the villain dies
           so just set everything on fire
       if you're in a horror movie and it's really scary, walk off the set
       PASSES $2 to Frieder, the victim will chair
   
   actual last committee that daniel john will ever buy: $15
       adorable assassinations: probably not today, it's too cold today
       dsisson only seconded for the purpose of making money for the KGB
       FAILS
   
   KGBeeples: create and record meeples for all of the KBG peoples
       a meeple is usually a game piece, but it can also be a mini version of a person
           like a drawing
       misap inov tech: might be able to help out
       how does this committee feel about sheeples
           certainly approves of sheep meeples
           but nothing else
       FAILS
   
   skyemantics: dyslexia
       can we also work this way to cure peanut allergies
           yes
           really?
       change name to "skyemall antics"
       motion to buy eforney a dog
           she has one, its name is bubbles
       what about one of those coin counter things
           welcome
       PASSES
       $2 to drew, disbanded
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50
       PASSES
   
   wait, that's gonna be a horror movie?: apparently they're making a horror movie where a man surgically transforms his roommate into a walrus. we can do better
       is that based off a true story?
           Not YET
       is it set in TUSKany?
       motion to do better
           what are we transforming our roomates into
           TWO walruses
       inov tech, dept of lawyers:
           this is not a horror film, it is true facts
       misap stuff that goes over the freshmen's head: not much is
       $8 to Marlena, anyone who can report on weird genre movie title
   
   KGBeatbox: boots and cats and boots and cats
       skyentology: objects, as beatboxing was outlawed in all places controled by skyentology
       take THAT, box
       we gotta take these veggies to the market
           emilia get the beet box!
       how does this committee feel about drop box, seeing as it beat box
           ?
       suspicious packages: is worried
       how does this committee feel about drop boat?
           wat
       how does this committee feel about the moon
           it's responsible for the tides
       beat boxers beat boxes by beat boxing
       the GLORIOUS package committee:
           how dare you beat box
       PASSES
       $4 to Oren, he will chair, will ammend later based on audition
   
   committee to buy the KGB a sheep: it's a baaaaaaad idea
       replace all sheep with yacht
           fails
       there is actually a committee to find or build jbonning a llama
       skyentology: on the island, they have been cloning sheep for years
       replace buy with draw in name
           FAILS
       motion to draw a sheep anyway
           passes
       how does this committee feel about settlers of catan
           yeah
       how does this committee feel about buying sheep cheese
           it's a gouda idea
       Xander made a Zelda reference
       corytelling storillery:
           bubbles's family owned a white poodle
           his mom walked him to the bus stop with the poodle
           other kids, twins, would run away shouting "sheeeeeeeep"
       change all sheep to "yacht" and "baaaaaad" to "good"
           FAILS
       skyentology: whatever you want, buy it from us
           she didn't get an intership
       ad hoc it's already too late: that's the last time xander will explain a reference this year
       PASSES
       $3 to Frieder, he and JRAM will chair
   
   broetry: to introduce classic poetry to the KGB with modern, bro friednly twist
       two broads diverged in a yellow wood
           AND?
           I went to a kegger instead
       does this committee know anything about Proseidon, king of the Brocean?
           there have been many poems written about Broseidon
           er, broems
       how does this committee feel about brose?
           it's okay
       we're getting broverloaded
       PASSES
       $5 to McGinnis, disbanded
   
   UNIVERSE SAYS NO: I'm gonna go climbing OUCH
       perpetual motion
       how does this committee feel about the letter yes
           to what letter does it correspond?
               yes
           no
       please don't report too much around finals or job getting time
       faster than light travel
       drew getting into classes next semester
       skye becoming an ece
       slower than light travel
       entropy decreasing
       entropy decreasing its prices
       satisfying korra finales
       coping without alcohol
       this committee has taken a dark turn
       this committee failing
       to drugs
       FAILS
   
   motion to subver the vert: to subvert the president's actions
       the adhoc committee aproves
       creating this committee really is a strong motion
       uh, in, yeah
       motion to never change the name of this committee ever
           fails
       ccolombo's fascination: you hold him I'll punch
       change name to "to subvert"
           PASSES
       motion to pass committee no matter what broman says
           good luck
       motion to remind tim that if this committee goes on to an auction we get more money
       motion to nominate oren for the nobel prize in physics for discovering the strong antisecond
           dilatory
       a simple majority may overturn the decisions of the chair
           who counts isn't specified
           so what you're saying is: the body has a way to shut the whole thing down
       motion to have all votes counted by an outside party and have that party be eforney
           didn't look like 2/3 to broman
       motion for a role call vote
           denied
           motion to appeal the decision of the chair
           motion to table whatever this is until next meeting
               done
       

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Find the Event
       BH 237A, Friday, 7:00
       exciting clues exciting secrets
       
   sweatshirts
       order them before exec tomorrow
       exec is at 6:30 on tuesdays
       that's when we're ordering them
       $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
       google form on the fb page!

SCHMUCKS

   it's for science committee
       nobel prize to oren for discovering the strong antisecond
       
   puzzlehunt planning
       A18A at 9:00 today
   
   walking clockwise in maggie mo rotunda
       talk to eforney after meeting
   
   hi frieder
   
   research credit, real units,
       probs science credit
   
   if you're interested in free food and know 112, talk to skye

   this saturday is nov23, dr who's 50th anniversery
       it's at 2:50 est
   
   it's happening, nov22nd, the 50th aniversary of the assassination of JFK