Difference between revisions of "Minutes20132511"

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COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Broman
       is not here today
       caroline disposed of him
       went to halfprice because skye has friends
       then friday was a disaster
           class registration
   
   caroline
       event was awesome
       then doctor who and lots of food
           which was awesome
       then some weird sleeping patterns
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       started on friday when he woke up on friday with a fever
           did not find the event
       slept from 11 to 9 on friday
       then 6am to 1pm on saturday night
       NO EVENT!
           there's a room reserved so you can go there
       if you want to go to the cheesecake factory
           rsvp before
       
   marlena
       had a weekend
       fang sway and torso bunnies
       ate lots of brown food
       worked on a giant drawing
   
   zora

   dillon
       had a weekend
       pretty much the same
       reverse charades
           shopping cart: driving while picking apples
       booth
       did almost no homework
   
   mike
       fought demons until the sun ro--
       no it was exactly the same as everyone else

COMMITTEE

   fashion
       I like shorts they're comfy etc
   
   dkirby dreamland
       marlena woke up at 1030 because she kept hitting the snooze button because david tennant
   
   kgbutts
       disappointed in lack of butts
   
   misap dkirby dreamland
       had a really bad dream but doesn't remember it but didn't want to get up and write about it
   
   ad hoc shaggy dog story
       new med studies have discov that paint in maternity wards leads to
       it was a 90s kids joke
       5
   
   inov tech
       virtual thanksgiving dinner
       why go home
       why talk to people you car about
   
   ad hoc welcome to cmu
       frieder's eyes were so red from lack of sleep he thought he was on drugs
   
   broetry
       blackbird has a lazy eye
   
   skyentology
       wants one of those virtual dinners
       please don't make her go home
   
   booth
       we talked about stuff
       there won't be a meeting next week because thanksgiving
       meetings going foreward will be focusing on art!
   
   ad hoc 18 and NO husband
       incredible success
       skye is going home this weekend
   
   ad hoc i can has cheesecake
       exec's email is exec@cmukgb.org
   
   ad hoc I wanna make a joke
       how do you spell cmukgb?
   
   pittsburgh natives
       already are home for thanksgiving
   
   ad hoc I wanna ask a question
       is it possible to get your own cmukgb email
       only if we gave you it
           so no
   
   bswolf
       this is going to be a pun
       I'm so frightened
       Neil before Zod
       that was the joke
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the THing
       anybody's who get's stranded in an airport because weather is not marlena's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   committee of fuck you no
       it's about playing word associations
       PASSES
       $3 to mcginnis, dibanded
   
   kaijuB: fight kaiju with crazy train jaeger
       Dan is scared of kaiju in san fran
           new volcanos became active again
       change kaiju to Kai Jew
           no
       guys jews don't come from another dimension
           space is not another dimension
       skye is half jewish and she's from six new dimensions
       PASSES
       $4 to Stuart, robots will chair
   
   premature christmas carol: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
       feliz navidad, feliz navidad
       o dradle dradle dradle
       to quote afroman: o chronic tree o chronic tree, something something, it's a weed reference
       misap spoken song lyrics in conj with illust
           an old woman has just been trampled by reindeer
       I saw mommy kissing santa clause?
       misap spoken song lyrics
           baby it's cold outside. you really must stay
           what's in this drink
       I'm from the north pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold
       PASSES
       $7 to mcginnis, disbanded
   
   i don't know what to call this committee but I want to make a joke committee: to make a joke but also punch things
       there's this viola player and he's got this obscenely expensive viola
           he gets hungry
           stops at fast food restaurant, leaves viola in car
           in line, hears crashing
           there are two violas in his car
           wat
       I'm not going to type all of these let's be real
       banjo sandwich joke
       knock knock
           who's there
           bananagrams
           objection
       an american went to a bullfight...
           sometime the bull wins
       there's an anual race in england where they roll cheese down a hill and everyone chases it
       $10 to dkirby, dan and bswolf
   
   motion to untable the committee to subvert the president
       the time for that has passed
       out of order
   
   motion to allocate $374 to buy KGB sweatshirts
       if you haven't already ordered them, the time has passed
       they will be the same as before
       PASSES
   
   motion to retroactively table it until next week
       no
   
   kgb's eagle racing team: race eagles AND WIN
       who would we race them against
           other eagles
       marlena is currently helping xander bread supereagles
           contact xander with a soul if you want them
       inov tech has eagle sized jetpacks
       misap stealers: don't like the eagles because cross state rivals
       append "and stop that pidgeon now" to purpose
       mcginnis could probs outrun an eagle
       peragrine falcons are real fast
           you can't outrace them
       point of info: you haven't seen frieder when he's late for class
       PASSES
       $4 to Mike, mike and eforney shall chair
   
   e-motions: set up a system so that we can submit motions electronically
       to channel owen:
           in the future there will be two genders: male and e-mail
       :)
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder, everyone who has ever not used a computer
   
   owen quotes: I know she's not real! I just wanna hold hands and talk about javascript
       Skye! We should play go! x3
       Werewolf Barmitzva: boys becoming men etc
       something about phantom testacles
       when I don't like someone I don't put them the friendzone, I put them in the phantom zones
       what if we took a whole room, and just FILLED it with bread
       change name to owen kahn variety hour
           passes
       change name to owen khan variety cluster
           passes
       you're not a pirate, check your landlubber privlages
       what are your top three fictional bikes
       PASSES
       $7 to marlena, owen and anyone who knows him
   
   the kgb order of business is really just a suggestion
   
   motion to return to old business and return to that table discussion

OLD BUSINESS

   ethan proposes a strong motion to table this
       caroline can't hearrrr you
   name is subvert the vert: subvert the president
   PASSES
   $21 to Mike, disbanded

NEW BUSINESS

   motion to impeach mike for being a good s@a
   
   committee to subvert the president 2, electric boogaloo: same as last time
       you see a boogaloo is a small shy kind of catfish that you have to talk to nicely and give candycanes to
       we are now in purple
       change boogaloo to The Boogaloo
           passes
       change everything after electric to eel
           fails
       change name to "committee to subvert the president 12; into darkness"
           passes
       change name to "committee to usurp prez 4: the one with the whales"
           passes
       change name to "etc: episode 6: return of the jedi"
           fails
       change name to "etc: the christmas special"
           passes
       $7 to McGinnis, disbanded
   
   committee to subvert sergeant at arms: to subvert the s@a
       ad hoc committee to watch stuart and mike's relationship burn to the ground
           success. AT EVERY MEETING
       appenent "and turn them against pres"
           passes
       motion to turn s@a towards the pres
           dilatory
       change "at" to "with"
           fails
       change "and" to "or"
           passes
       change "subvert" to "subduct"
           fails
       change all "sergeant" to "colonel"
           fails
       $9 to stuart, he shall chair
   
   committee to prevent alien subduction: to prevent alien subduction
       change all to subduction to seduction
           fails
       last night dan didn't have internet so he listend to the radio
           learned about ALIENS
           there's a lot of weird stuff
           and it's all affecting this one dude
       the dinos were aliens and they went hiding
           never mind
       change subduction to subversion in name
           fails
       change purpose to teach the aliens how to use git
           fails
       kaijuB: disapproves
       if this committee is opposed to alien subduction, how are we supposed to terraform mars?
       mars you glad I didn't say bananagrams
       motion to solute xenu
       motion to call the question
           that's not a thing
       change all mars in discussion to "bugmars"
           fuck no
       PASSES
       $2 to stuart, disbanded
   
   snarky freshman: you can't tell me what to do
       PASSES
       $7 to skye, she and all freshman shall chair
   
   misap spontanious shark pun committee: motion to creat the sharky freshman committee: to eat freshmen
       spont shark bun requests repont
           hammerhead
       kgb just jumped the shark
       what if there's a freshmen who is a shark
       motion to replace all instances of "ehhhhh" when a pun is told with "yip yip yip"
       freshmen are friends not food
       change all freshmen to fresh prince
           failed
       change all freshman to slightly overripe men
           fails
       passes
       $2 to frieder, he and stuart and maija shall chair
   
   presidential docudentification committee: so the chair can recognize my ass
       FAILS
   
   committee to teach the recsec spelling: colonel as much as possible
       co-lo-nel
       general is j e r nel
       sergeant you glad I didn't say brigadier
       change all colonal to leiutenant colonal
           passes
       introduce rank of sausage colonal
       replace all colonel with kernal
           passes
       change all kernal to kernal
       passes
       $3 to mcginnis, people who know negligable amounts about the military will chair
   

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   no booth meeting this sunday! meetings after about art

Schmucks

   A18B puzzlehunt at 9pm
   
   can someone prevent skye from going home
       winter weather?

motion to gtfo