Difference between revisions of "Minutes20141702"

Revision as of 17:30, 17 February 2014

OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       on friday probably went to the kgb event
       which was gbgc? no. bitterness party?
       did something on saturday, then stayed up really late instead of going to bed
       on sunday procrastinated homework
       that actually could have been tim broman's report
       
   James
       had a weekend
       did too much and didn't do enough
       then went to class
       new people
           michael, cs, 20 min north of pgh, has a ponytail
       steps down as chair
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       did work
       violated one of his deepest ethical principles by buing long pants
       EVENT
           CTFWS
           friday, 7:00, DH 2315
       steps down as chair
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       working
       taught some people how to play an rpg
       stayed inside and did work
           congratulated self on finishing work by 11:30
           rewarded self by staying up late and drinking wine and reading
       steps down as chair
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       started with the event, where we did indeed act our age
       then a build! Which was not well attended, but was productive.
           then CONSTRUCTION JUNCTION which is like a booth chair's playground
           we bought a countertop
       then sunday, which was work
       steps down as chair

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       and by that he means he had absolutely no weekend because pennapps
       got a total of 6hrs of sleep b/w friday morning and sunday night
       steps down as chair
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       went to be bitterness party
       the only way they can write an essay is by not sleeping
       was sitting in lab and failed to comprehend absolutely anything
       construction junction was before that
           they had two church podiums on sale
           we could have bought a podium
       steps down as chair

Chair goes to Frieder!

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   suspicious package
       obtained one
   
   committee to assassinate pres
       probable success
   
   dkirby secret southerner
       god's gonna get rid of the snow
   
   winter is coming in conj with misap dkirby
       saw an entire flock of robins
       this is the only week that's predicted to be below 40 degrees in the next 6
   
   committee for ccolombo's fascination
       success
   
   frieder looks so suspicious
   
   poss misap boooooth in conj ad hoc making 2 booths
       painting with frozen paint not wise
   
   innov tech
       man who was running the weather machine was fired
       we never hired anyone else so he just kept working
       go to mike if you want a job
   
   timetravel
       apologizes for slight oversight
       they brought frieder back too far
   
   ad hoc that penny you just picked up was just in the applesauce
       that penny you just picked up was just in the applesauce
           actually it was matzo ball soup
   
   ad hoc that penny you just picked up was just in the "applesauce"
       you don't want to know where that penny was
   
   ad hoc toss the helix fossil
       failure
   
   ad hoc toss the moonstone
       success
   
   illust journalist--
       the streets have disappeared
       the rats have come
       I think it's rhyming
       this is pretty
   
   warm and fuzzy
       think about puppies
   
   ad hoc i need my momma
       eforney is our momma
       caroline misses her
   
   taxidermy
       try not to think about puppies
   
   we hope you're proud of yourself
       you'll learn

Broman returns frieder's reign is over

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       sleep deprevation is not mike's fault this week
           that's a lie

NEW BUSINESS

   ad hockey: every committee could be better if we added hockey
       replace all hockey with pockey
           only if it's the strawberry kind
           passes
       weeaboo, weeaboo
       change all pockey to curling
           only if it's the strawberry kind
           passes
       motion to change the uniforms to the norwegian ones from last time
           passes
       motion to take a minute to appreciate the norwegian curling team's pants
           it's a privelaged motion
           fails
       passes
       $2 to frieder, every curling player ever
       
   adult children: to find places like construction junction that are more dangerous than you would want to have around kids, but still fun
       isn't this redundant with the kgb
       time travel committee apologises for the momentary nonexistance of the timetravel committee
       passes
       $2 to xander, disbanded
   
   winter is ending: to really really believe the weather predictions for the next six week, and really believe this is the last week of winter
       skyentology: what do you mean you fired bob?!
       ad hoc grrm: winter barely came already
       astrological and meteorological winter are different things
       what about how grrm defines winter?
           the period of time between books
       this would be relevant if all of us weren't killed off in the last book
       passes
       $3 to maija, people who like winter will chair
   
   buttsight is 20 20: replacing hind with butt sounded a lot funnier in steven's head
       change butt with cloud
           this is an xkcd reference
           there's an actual chrome extension that someone made off it
           wank wank reference wank
       passes
       $2 to frieder, anyone who can't see
   
   once and future president: to turn frieder into a goat
       request report from calling out references
           merlin turned arthur into several animals to teach him a lesson
           none of them was a goat
           but each was to teach a specific lesson
           frieder could learn a lot from being a goat
       passes
       $3 to maija, people who are capable of the purpose
   
   enthusiasm: anger. and high voting.
       XANDER IS YELLING
           friendly
       ad hoc keepers of the portal
           very happy to have closed the door
       highest committee this year was $100
       BILLY MAYS HERE ADVOCATING STORING ALL YOUR FILES IN THE BUTT
           it's called file repository
       point of info: do you mean 2014 or the academic year
           the academic year
           also it went to mcginnis
       does anyone have mre than five jobs?
       PASSES
       $27 to drew, jwatzman will chair
   
   ad hoc tasty stuff
       would like to nominate muddy buddies
       no nominations aren't open yet
   
   motion to append to the kgb dictionary a space
       fails for lack of a second
   
   it's funny because caroline's on the om nom nom committeee
   
   point of whatever: is this appending a physical space or what?
       didn't this fail
   
   motion to add a space to the end of the name of the kgb dictionary
       is this space constantly expanding
       is this space a non breaking space or a breaking space
       it's the ascii character
       dad, are you space?
       motion to table indefinitely
           dilatory
       space is tooooo big
           yep
       motion to make space smaller
           out of order
       passes
   
   kgb arms and armour: to arm and or armour members of the kgb
       request report from sergeant with arms
           xander is the only person who's part of any armed forces
       dkirby secret southerner: success
       does this committee have models on which it builds its armour?
       does this committee have a right to its bear arms?
       motion to add an "h" to the nouns in the name
           fails
       change all arm to legs
           fails
       i have a big head and little arms
       passes
       $7 to maija, arms and or armours
   
   cs trinity: to make those three people with cs jobs feel guilty and give us more money
       that sounds a lot like communism
           steven approves
       what's your opinion on extortion
           the chair must remain impartial on all discussion
       change all "cs" to "cee ess"
           fails
       replace "cs" with "css"
           fails
       change all "cs" to "csi"
           passes
       this doesn't seem like a crime scene yet
       change all csi to csi miami
           only if they move to miami
       this means that the name changes if they all move to miami
       passes
       $65 to teisenbe, disbanded
   
   is this film club?
   
   committee that refuese to be bribed, wink: we will not be bribed, wink
       change all wink with blink
           passes
       change name to sochi committee
           passes
       append astrisk to end of name
           passes
       change name to mochi* committee
           passes
       passes
       $7 to mcginnis, disbanded
   
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   squid committee: it we collect all the power of the squids, we can pass anything
       the squids are free you can't tame them
       counterpoint, hawks are awesome
       PASSES
       $2 to mike, skittles will chair, when we free him
       
   calimartyr: to remember all the squids who have sacrificed their time and lives to support robert's rules of order
       mike is personally opposed because they're allergic to shellfish
           squids aren't shellfish
       mike don't you think that's a little shelfish of you
           no it's a big shellfish
       passes, $3 to jwatzman, he shall chair
   
   motion create flappy squid, the game
       dilatory
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for hte event
       passes
   
   motion to add squid to the category of shellfish
       it's a good idea
       passes

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       ctfws
       friday at 7
       judges meetings 5:30 today in here, 4:30 thursday in dh 1217
           you should come if you want to be a judge
           it's required if you haven't judged before
       
   weds through fri we're tabling
       we need help with it
       there will be flyers and flags that people bring back
       we need people from 1:30 to 6:00 on weds, and 9:00 to 6:00 the other days
       sign up via facebook guys
   
   clothes
       they are here, there are extras
       there may also be ctfws tshirts there
           $10 for members $15 for non

   Booth!
       There are construction builds EVERY WEEK at noon, in the Kage. This does not change.
       There are also art builds starting this week in the Kage at 5:30!
       Priming will occur at all builds because we need to prime real bad
           wear paintable clothes
   
   pay dillon

SCHMUCKS

   second seagull second
       what did you just say to me?
       fuck
   
   where the fuck did bubbles come from

we are now in purple