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EXEC REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend and a spring break
       was relaxing in the sense that he got nothing done
       had an interview
       hung out with friends from high school and some of their college friends
           a moment of great insight
   
   james
       had a weekend and also spring break
       took up smoking chalk
       went home
       played games on steam
       wasted life
   
   JRAM
       had a week and a spring break
       went to california
       visited albert and grad school
       was able to walk down to the beach and back in a 15 minute break
       EVENT
           Improv night, porter A18B
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend and a break
       went to sxsw
           it's a convention for interactive stuff and music and film
           felt like a middle schooler visiting a high school
           there were a lot of 20-somethings in hipster attire and business suits
           there were cool people there! also not there, but there via skype
       then went home and was with her family
           played pictionary
               no mother that's not a vibrator that's a lobster but good guess
       there's a pravda?
           made by skye
       there may be another one soon
   
   Zora
       had a weekend and a break
       did jack shit
       actually, cleaned the office
           there was a pile that was taller than JRAM that is now shorter than Zora
       and made pie
   
   Dillon
       I believe I have mentioned it before but I am currently on a bus from new york
       spent break drugged up on his couch
       wisdom teeth are for losers and bus wifi is still terrible
   
   Mike
       had half a week, a weekend, and a week
       came down with not strep throat
           super not fun
       we cleaned out the office
       ate really good pie
           pie that is secretly a brownie
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   time travel
       less success than usual
   
   ad hoc mech mothers
       vending machine gods giveth and taketh away
   
   ad hoc mother knows best
       several generations of really good cooks in the family means good food
   
   misap innovative technolovies
       sorry mike got sich but at least frieder's internship has a product now
   
   steel toed ballet flats?
   
   ad hoc shit I found in the archive
       the artist's impression of a nostril
   
   booth
       builds are thursday, saturday, and sunday
       move on is sooner than you think
           3.5 weeks
       we really need artists, there's a lot of art
       we need designs for tshirts, get it to us by friday
       there will be a form for tshirt ordering
   
   nomcom
       taking nominations!
       nominations have to be seconded and accepted
           people can't be nominated unless they're here
           you can nominate yourself
           nominations will be open until moveon ish probably
       mike nominated for 2vp
       zora nominated for corsec
       skye nominated for corsec
       mike nominated for president
       frieder nominated for recsec
       stuart nominated for 1vp
       frieder nominated for treasurer
       skye nominated for s@a
       frieder nominated for s@a
       marlena nominated for president
       mike nominated for 1vp
       stuart nominated for 2vp
       skye nominated for recsec
   
   I used to be an adventurer like you
       but then I took an arrow for the knee
   
   skyentology
       sorry for stray arrows
   
   misap ad hoc some poster
       lost arrow
       if found please return to owner
       answers to harry
       may be lodged in a human
   
   fist bump r&d
       when I was a child I had a bunny but he only had one ear
   
   committee for ccolombo's fascination
       skyes name is indeed spelled 7 different ways
   
   ad hoc tim broman memorial
       article 5 section 3
           all officers shall be voting members who pay activities fee
   
   sharky freshman
       would like to nominate broman for Jared
   
   snarky junior
       would like to nominate broman for leader 3 life
   
   ad hoc snarky old people
       nominate glsson for jared
   
   misap snarkolepsy
       success
   
   poss ad hoc i've made a mistake
       aaaargh
   
   spontaneous shark puns
       sharky sophomore committee would like to steal james's thunder
   
   anthropomorphized question
       the question today will be the last person nominated for a position
   
   misap assassination
       heavily considering pound defining steven as pres
   
   dyslexia committee
       would like to understand who was nominated for anything
   
   ad hoc kgb no actually

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing
       misspelling names is not skye's fault
   

new business

   i love you parents, however: I love you parents, however I'm gonna tell this funny story about you because you're old
       change however to and
           passes
       dat low hanging fruit
       caroline:  ....no.
       marlena was an hour late to leave for sxsw
           mom wanted to pick a good lipstick color for marlena
           like
           really wanted to
       "skye is that your natural hair color?"
       mike went to grandma's house for break
           had a purple mohawk
           walked in the door and grandma just GASPED
       caroline's parents don't drink much
           has never seen them drunk
           went to wine country
           they were very fascinated the WHOLE week with twerking
       mcginnis got his mother cards against humanity for christmas
       the dude in brian's family with the next longest hair has hair shorter than frieder's
       someone in James's family got a recruitment offer from a south african PMC
       append to purpose "and spend the rest of the meeting listening to jcolmar's stories about his father"
       james's dad was once rendered unconscious in a barfight by a block of the cheese
       at sxsw there are a lot of parties
           like, all the time
           you walk in you get a free tequila a free beer and a taco
           marlena's mom offered to go bar hopping with her
       james's father had a friend named fuzzy who tried to trade bugs with the zoo
       upon trying to print out their boarding passes, caroline's family had to turn on three computers
           one didn't have the adobe plugin, one didn't have the right email, and one???
       james's father tried to buy the bounced check to a prostitute that ended jerry springer's career as mayor
       glenn's parents will repeatedly take trips to go and observe the new wind farm developments
       PASSES
       $3 to james, he and anyone with parent stories will chair
   i love your parents, but: eyebrow waggle
       at sxsw, speaking of urban dictionary
           there was a games corner
           what do you think about butt taco
           and marlena went, no.
       steven's mom has got it going on
       sam needs an adult
           it you know what he means
       FAILS
   
   "unneccessary" "air quotes": ehehehehehehehehehe
       replace purpose with ""endless" "laughter""
       point of order, what's a "butt taco"
           that's not a point of order
       you don't want to know what a butt taco is
       something that jfk said
       but, what if sam wants a taco
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder, he will chair
   
   motion to allocate $500 for booth
       we need it
       dillon thinks it's within the bounds
       PASSES
   
   world travellers and explorers: to go to or pretend to go to and bring back or make up interesting stories about those places
       there was some dude who went from europe to china and back and made up stories about alligators
       so this one time, at band camp
       marlena saw edward snowden at sxsw
       the only deadly animal mike saw in australia was a wallaby
       eforney went to australia and the only deadly animal she saw there was MAN
       andton giradelli has a prosthetic leg and a real foot
       this one time, ccolombo went to disney world
           and had a magical day
       steven went to dormont
           the cafe closes at 2pm on sunday as opposed to 3pm
       mike is nicolas cage
       PASSES
       $5 to marlena, anyone who can tell or come up with an interesting story
   
   the kids call me the crimea: because insert something funny
       all the kids call me crimea because everyone wants this port
       now don't crimea river
       PASSES
       $1 to mcginnis, anyone who does inflate the kgb's bids
   
   no pun intended: to have discussion on this committee where no pun is made and the discussion lasts 10 comments
       point of order: not a chance
           (not a comment)
       seven did the "no pun in ten" joke
       this committee fails
       two people are rowing through the forest
           one says "where's your paddle"
           the other says OH GOD A TALKING MUFFIN
       PASSES
       $5 to mcginnis, people who intend to be funny and aren't
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   jokes jokes jokes: explaining a joke would defeat the purpose
       misap dicks dicks dicks reports
       SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
       porpoise pun
       boats boats boats
       change name to "spokes spokes spokes" and purpose to "bikes bikes bikes"
           PASSES
       change name to "yokes yokes yokes" and the purpose to "too many oxen"
       change purpose to "eggs"
       change name to "blokes blokes blokes" and the purpose to "getting into barfights"
       purpose: I need eforney to say somethings o my headache will go away
       zokes: that's not even a word
       

announcements

   EVENT
       improv nighte
       7:00 friday PH A18B
   
   tshirts
       we counted all the tshirts!
       they're for sale
       mike will post a count online
   
   booth
       builds thursdays at 5:30 pm
       saturdays sundays at noon
       we need artists!
       we need designs for tshirts by friday
   
   nomcom
       think about nominations and stuff

schmucks

   puzzlehunt is saturday
       register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
       you can have up to five people on your team
       you can also register solo
   
   if there are any ladies who want to push buggy for apex, they want you
   zombies cmu is next week
       you can register with cmu parkour
   
   aepi will be selling donuts ouside of doherty on weds

we are now in purple