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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
and a carnival
it was a lot of fun and there was buggy and there was booth and also friends
but doesn't want to talk about weekend
looked out the window and it was raining
children's poem came to mind
the old man snoring is thunder
the rest is a metaphor for death
that was also great
James
had a weekend and a carnival
worked on thesis
so much thesis
got a draft in
is lying on the floor
JRAM
had a weekend but not a carnival
went to PAX east
the place they had booked was a dilapidated warehouse on the outside
and an artist decorating a dilapidated warehouse on the inside
they left beer
also pax was good
EVENT
lame duck
it's our last week and we don't give a fuck
it's in ontario (PH A18*)
it's basically kgb takes a nap
there'll be a movie
there'll be dr seuss books
there might be craft stuff?
also you can bring games
Marlena
had a weekend
slept for fun things during carnival
next week is elections
if you want your platform in written form, marlena is trying to get a pravda done by friday
SUBMIT YOUR PLATFORM TO PRAVDA
Zora
had a weekend
Dillon
had a carnival
it was okay
there was build
wursday was interesting
got 2 hours of sleep
the game only broke twice!
we were off midway only half an hour later than last year which was tood
Mike
had a weekend and a little bit of a carnival
booth was super awesome
comics, carnival, sleeping
zora's dad made us food
COMMITTEE REPORTS
poss ad hoc general rage
dillon held his umbrella normally but pgh got rain on the underside of the umbrella
poss ad hoc thanks alums
...thanks dcap?
illust journalists
i think
xander is talking
wow there's some vitriol in there this time
existing
continued existance
dammit pgh
it's gonna snow tomorrow
i love you parents but
there's a folk rock singer named john cougar melloncamp
james's dad knows him
stopped hanging out when he started talking about contaminating the water supply with lsd
omnomnom
colmar missed the memo
Time Travel
noms Broman for pres
Teach Sign Lang
PLANE
Stalling for Time
Cont Success
Daniel John...
nominations committee
powerpoint!
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
bad grades on assignments that weren't supposed to be done over carnival, steven
NEW BUSINESS
good idea bad idea: good - climbing a mountain, bad - climbing a nountain lion
worse - mounting a cougar
fine idea - if you're another cougar
good or bad: trading your soul for a really cool bus 2.0
xander: fuck you ms. froger
good idea- being concise
bad idea - rambling and rambling....
filibuster: supports
good idea - bringing cake to a kgb event
bad idea - bringing /cake/ to a kgb event
good idea - using a no 2 pencil on an exam
bad idea - using a no 2 heavyweight champion from foxy boxing on an exam
good idea - recursion
bad idea - see good idea
good idea - nano
bad idea - pico
passes
$3 to drew, vim users
cmu hates grass and so do i: yeah pretty much that
but if we get rid of the grass we'll get dust bowls
i think xander is trying to kill us
fun fact: grass is actually 90% lion parts
true fact: the smell that you get after cutting grass is the grass telling predetors to eat you
true fact: after cutting grass fro three months the grass will eat your soul
factoid: from 1994-1994 grass was the leading cause of death in new orleans
factoid: grass is a slang term for marijuana
factzilla: like godzilla
zuchinni: like factzilla but not
forney: FAT
and the hands just fall
neeeeeeeeeerds
factbonies: facts that clean the ice
fun fact: grass is solar powered
PASSES
$6 to frieder, he and anyone who hates grass
marlena has the chair
alternative uses for golf carts: magnet brooms
midway clean up is HILARIOUS
ccolombo just watched chitty chitty bang bang
can we do something like that with a golf cart
jay's senior prank was to steal golf carts and joust
fuck it buggy: monster truck wheels
motion to postpone the discussion of the creation of this committee until two weeks from now
why?
b/c marlena will get to talk about it again
broman objects on principle
jram: golf cartel
steven projects
broman objectifies steven
frieder objects because it's cool
now they're bullshiting about the origin of "serious"
forney object because not good words
fails
xander: fuck you drew
i am ethan gladding: strongly approves
to quote the bard: lookit dat butt, lookit dat butt
PASSES
$5 to broman, he and anyone else who has either been a member of the kgb booth committee or cmu carnival committee
broman empire: pax bromana
drew is so okay with this
motion to change name to holy broman empire
passes
senatus populusci bromani i'm so sorry about that spelling
this is the punning about broman's name committee
xander said erection
can the font be times new broman
(no, i'm not dealing with the wiki formatting)
et tu veep jram
change name to whole wheat broman empire
passes
broman approves due to breakfast cereal
change purpose to flax bromana
passes
fails
committee to teach kgb sea shanties: yea p much that
drinking on a boat
carnival
mashup committee in conj with im on a train: approves
lock him in a room with the captains daughters
my grandpa sells condoms to sailors
yo ho yo ho
no ho no ho
captain's wife's lament
row row row row your boat
why is the rum always gone
sealights, sealights
gatsby
eforney knows a guy who got scurvey because he was only eating ramen and mountain dew, and ramen dew
it wasn't jram
passes
$5 to jeffrey, he and anyone who knows sea shanties from things other than videogames
squid your hands in the air: and we just don't care
squave
change purpose
change name to "squai squen squee squei"
fails
passes
$2 to drew, disbanded
entrancing: it's a well known fact that if you have an interesting accent that people will listen to you now matter what you're saying
NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY WITHOUT A TRANSCRIBER WHO'S BETTER AT IPA THAN I AM
if you get will when he's willing (eyyyyyyy) he'll speak chinese in a us southern accent
marlena's mom picks up a southern accent
xander said bootsncats in a bad scottish accent
a tree an' a turd, a tree an' a turd, an' a tree an' a turd is ten.
PASSES
$3 to xander, anyone who can do a really good accent that isn't their native
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
passes
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
lame duck
games and movies and stories and stuff
7:00, friday, PH A18*
pay your shit to dillon
everyone
pay
so you can vote
kgb accepts cash and check
make check out to carnegie mellon university, memo kgb
submit your platform to nomcom by friday
next meeting is elections
come early
tell
booth
we succeeded! thanks guys
also turn in your hard hats, zora will be in the kage from 3:00ish to 4:30ish on wednesday
they'll post about it
SCHMUCKS
steel city lan this weekend
if you like video games do the thing
we are now in purple
