Difference between revisions of "Minutes20151102"

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OFFICER REPORTS mike

   had a weekend
   GRAD SCHOOL
   also farts
   

skye

   had a weekend
   we had TWO BATMANS at the event
   new people
       worms, econ at pitt, monroeville, not through the window

dillon

   had a weekend
   started with the event (sentinels!!)
   went to another party where he was ALSO in costume and played sentinels
   EVENT
       kgb digs its own grave
       7:00, breed hall, friday

it's karaoke

   ctfws!

go see the announcement at the bottom

erin

   had a weekend
   finished a sweater

it was too small now it's a cat bed

   it's november so she's knitting another sweater

zora

   had a weekend
   comp is crap
   IS PRINTING A BOOK
   

joe

   had a weekend
   involved a surprising amount of uke
   lots of shell (?)
   p-p-p-p-puns

murphy

   had a weekend
   got to make dumb puns on his costume
   also ITR!
       lots of new people! ran the whole thing himself
   all the compilers
   all the syntax
   had to check to see if his birthday was in fact tomorrow

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   swear of the week
       fuck sticks
   
   free food distribution committee

murphy walked out tf the uc with a scone put it in his bike basket biked here it was gone there is a scone on the mall

   roomba army

zhhhhhhh dodododoot doDOO

   visit the director of the fbi while he's still here

if you weren't already on a list, you are now

   disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee

murphy made his job in the cmu directory "not the vice-president of student affairs"

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!

missing a midterm is not redwana's fault this week

   committee to find the real difference between math and logic
   PASSES
   $1 to maddy, owen will chair

NEW BUSINESS

   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $1 for owen

joe is the treasurer! zero dollars does not exceed 1 dollar mike doesn't want to set precedent with this committee motion to table indefinitely

   FAILS
   
   winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars: winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars, second place receives nothing

motion to append "from the official bank of zimbabwe" to the purpose they just use USD now everyone's an economist!

   PASSES
   $?? to afalk
   
   committee on second person shooters: to create a genre of video games in which you play the person getting shot

isn't this a first person shooter no: you switch to the person ABOUT to die, and you're the bad guy so you can't fight for shit as a game designer, marlena thinks that this is just a FPS where you're losing we should make this our booth booth committee points out that we still have time to change our theme motion to change this committee to "give a million kids to owen" PASSES motion to clarify that the kids are goat kids PASSES there's a service where you can just hire someone to bring goats to eat your lawn we are now in purple

   PASSES
   $?? to harry, ?? will chair
   
   committee to give owen 10 millon pet rocks: to make owne in charge of an international provider of gravel and paving stones

note: not the committee to get owen stoned motion to change name to "give owen 10 million rock pets" afalk has the relevant rock owen says "acceptable" PASSES yarnivores stole a rock motion to add to the purpose "and also bread rolls" so he can get rocks and rolls PASSES

   PASSES
   $2 to owen, owen will chair
   
   everyone's an economist: to make sure that that never happens again

erin played monopoly once, she knows how money works fun fact, the banker is supposed to screw you over tim played monopoly once, he knows how money works worms is an actual economics student, he has no idea about how money works we are all adults: we do not know (nika's not) that cool hack you found about embezzlement? that's fraud life hacks: commit crime change name to "KGB commits white collar crime" PASSES motion to append to the purpose "money isn't real" FAILS change name to "kgb commits purple collar crimes. it's a little more, you know, cool." PASSES change name to "kgb commits really fancy turnt up collar crime because you know, we're going somewhere nice tonight" PASSES fuck all of you motion to whatever nah how does this committee feel about three polos, ALL with the collars popped that's not very economical, is it?

   PASSES
   $2 to kelly, the director of the nsa will chair
   
   not the 90s: wow we're slow

there's this really cool new way to store your viles it's a square, it has a little flappydoo that's a typo up there and i do not care change name of the committee to "not the 90s!!!!" this is technically from the 2000s, but it was forever ago so whatever harry's school computer got a virus that would spew confetti whenever you opened word change name to "actually the 80s, with a bush and a clinton running and also a new star wars movie" motion to replace "clinton" with "decaucus" how do you spell old white many names when did the 90s become a concept? the 80s actually as soon as the decade rolls over motion to change the puropse to "the gay 90s" PASSES

   PASSES
   $3 to joe, the gay 90s will chair
   
   why i paid attention in middle school english: new vocab word: hore

spelled "hore" but erin paid attention the DOCTOR'S named frankenstein, not the monster kelly has had teachers named Ms. hor and ms butt the teacher for erin's class never committed an outfit once nick's teacher did that with superhero tshirts mike aspires to that

   PASSES
   $1 to erin, erin's english teacher will chair
   
   socially unacceptable transportation: skipping is better than running

heelies if you don't alternate legs, it becomes galloping cooler and better rickshaw but the seat is made out of people also car-skateboarding interpret that as you may GLENN'S DAD WOULD THREATEN TO MAKE THEM DO THAT glenn called his bluff and he got scared we make a bus, like the flinstones, but the passengers run it pedal pubs. that is all harry saw one in pgh where everyone was wearing different colored wigs erin's grandmother used to do the car skateboard thing with sledding change purpose to "breeding dogs large enough to ride" instead of "skipping" they only have to be big enough to carry espy there are totally dogs big enough we've succeeded

   PASSES
   $1 to erin, erin and any one who goes on a pedal pub tour with her
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event

PASSES

   stupid history committee: skye reported from it earlier but it doesn't exist

change COMMITTEE to "stupid history: facts are for kids" PASSES you'll never guess what warren g harding named his penis jerry (james poke) no really, it's jerry it's on the record he wrote smutty fucknotes with all the women he was having affairs with like james joyce but funnier motion to make next week's swear of the week "smutty fucknotes" the swear of the week committee approves aaron burr once set himself on fire by trying to light a candle with a gun johnson wwas known for dropping his pants to try to intimidate people he was known as a great negotiator is that what he named his penis no he named it jumbo change name to "historical dick jokes" passes change name to "historical dick truths" PASSES note: purpose is still "facts are for kids" "facts are for kids, but like, goat kids" we're on a list

   PASSES
   $4 to afalk, afalk, skye, and kate beaton will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       we dig our own graves
       aka we sing
       friday, 7pm, breed hall
   
   CTFWS
       capture the flag with stuff
       next week!
       you can find info about it
           on our website, or rules.cmukgb.org
           we suggest you do actually look at the rules
       if you wanna judge, email exec.cmukgb.org
       espy drew a cuttlefish
           (dick fish)
   
   shirts
       and sweatshirts!
       murphy is going to post a form to order them tonight!
           sweatshirts
           my actions
       prices will be on the form, and a link to the picture
       we still have scarves so just...ask someone for those
       buggy and ctfws shirts will be next semester
       we have some letters in the office
   
   DUES    
       if you pay your dues, you get a discount
       $15 for a semester, $20 for the year
   
   booth
       theme is octodad!
       meetings on sundays, ph a18*, 1:30

SCHMUCKS

   brunch
       erin gets brunch at schatz!
       10:30 on sunday
   
   spaghetti????
       mirantis
       by the campus deli
       it's good go there
   
   demosplash
       this weekend
       come hang!
       in gates hillman
           friday night, all day saturday
       chiptune concert on friday at 9:30 in rashid
   
   harry is djing
       sometime between 10 and 12
       he doesn't know where it is or exactly when
       he'll post on facebook!
   
   banghra in the burgh
       this weekend!
       this is a good time to go see it. we're really good.
       erin and kelly are stage managing
   
   puzzlehunt
       THIS WEEKEND
       noon to 8 on saturday
   
   allies hair dying
       sunday, 7pm, 420A in cfa
       they're meeting at cfa to walk over