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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike had a weekend oSTEM! Don't invite the straight guy to give the keynote at a queer conference Skye had a weekend probably did something my computer is terrible Dillon had a weekend panicked about ctfws and then didn't panic about ctfws EVENT GBGC 7:00 friday PH A18* come watch exec be exhausted Erin had a weekend computer very sad Zora had a weekend it was Nice saturday went to the matteress factory and got sucked into The Orb then kicked a puzzle room's ass then got hot pot then fell asleep sunday worked for 12 hours straight on NOT HOMEWORK (yikes) then crushed another puzzle room and today they LAUNCHED THE PDF OF DATES (can you tell i wrote this ahead of time) Joe had a weekend discovered a thing: if you try to teach people category theory at an r7 party, someone WILL bring up haskel's monads, and then you'll be lost (haskel's gonads) also, tim parenti is our sober savior puns! Murphy had a weekend started with ctfws where he drove himself so physically hard that he thought he was delirious then r7 afterwards, he wandered home while mildly drunk and started listening to a mountain goats album and he was REALLY DIGGING the mountain goats so he just. walked around oakland for four miles (while livetexting frieder) he also wasn't wearing his glasses didn't matter, he was kind of drunk he creepertexted people when he passed their houses then around 5 he swung by buggy and went home and went to sleep
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing! failure to get into courses or software failure is not ed's fault this week
COMMITTEE REPORTS
swear of the week BUGLETAINT ad hoc registration committee don't be drew (craig was drew) mike needed to register, so they went into a cluster and then another guy walked in and was like "i teach a class in here" and mike DID NOT LEAVE mildly disgruntled committee why are there no outlets in here committee to not burn down r7 continued lack of failure murphy's class committee (who even knows what this was actually called) there WERE three now there are two ship jokes more like the nina, the pinta, and the uncontrolled racist colonialism booth! meetings are 1:30 on sunday in PH A18B!
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skye new people jack, cs, boise, plays tf2
NEW BUSINESS
motion to the left dilatory assaassins: to come up with increasingly silly variants for the game of assassins aepi is doing it with ducks the donner house assassins game is still going ravelry has smth called sock assassins you knit socks to send to people if you get socks, you mail your unfinished ones something something wearing ducks? variant of assassins where you get a target and you have to KILL them PASSES $5 to frieder, frieder will chair committee for the ed of intl grad students about the fence: that's not how the fence works, grad students a polish guy came and hung out with KGB for a while not tim's polish guy craig's group once took a rando hostage when he mentioned he wanted to paint the fence they made him help them finish mackie straight REFUSED some international grad students when skye and co took the fence for booth last feb, it was FROZEN some grad students wandered over and POURED something on it, so it was MORE FROZEN indirection and misdirection committee approves this last week when kgb painted the fence, the donner people would not let up ed and skye bureaucracied those suckers but they came BACK when joe was sleeping in the tent (and did not succeed) if they had ever gotten to mike, mikes response would have been "sorry, we don't give up the fence" (ever) the donner folk are bad at debate important to note: if you paint the fence at midnight on a thursday and think people wn't snipe it, you are wrong scotch and soda WILL they are angry, tired, and have unlimited paint allies continues to have a ridiculous chain of grad students PASSES $1 to murphy, anyone but frieder will chair committee that fails for lack of second: reverse psychology works on the kgb motion to table for 27 hours PASSES tabled peer reviewed friendship: to finally believe you have a friend who lists you as such in their thesis it's to establish friendship based on peer reviewed publications this is gonna make elementary school fights much more interesting urdish numbers are just gonna become even more of a satus symbol than they already are PASSES $1 to glenn, anyone who has actually verified personal relationships based on peer reviewed publications eternal skrillex: joe has had one song playing in his head forever soooolidarity forever soooolidarity forever joe beatboxes change name to "eternal smashmouth" passes change purpose to "making a new neil c album that's just smashmouth and skrillex" fails change purpose to "making a mashup of the wii shop music and skrillex" passes change purpose to "making a mashup of the smashmouth, wii shop music and smashmouth" passes PASSES $1 to Frieder, disbanded (skrillex doesn't exist) perfectly normal uncle: sqiduncle, definitely just a normal uncle it's an octodad joke change name to "the uncle parable: wow i get to follow an uncle around all day" passes on the topic of octodad hatoful boyfriend has an official kickstarter they're selling birds???? what we should put pigeons in the booth ed just got a phone call and crawled out the window passes $1 to craig, anyone who's actually an animal in disguise motion to educate the chair about who's on the executive board fails motion to erase the hard drive dilatory detective heart of kbg: fug change fug to bugmars PASSES change purpose to slamzone PASSES motion to. what. dilatory oh it was the plot IT'S GONE NOW chagne all u to bugmars passes change all non u to bugmars passes joe: "out of order, fuck off" motion to buy the kgb an apache attack helicopter out of order wait weren't we promised attack helicopters by someone's exec speech? (it may have been mike) PASSES $1 to ed, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES tabletop athiesm: fuck you and your eldritch lightening motion to table for one hour PASSES tabled replace the chair with someone who'll buy the kgb an attack helicopter dilatory skyes service for political favors: skye has ten political favors. what do you want can we ask for more political favors no can we ask for an apache attack helicopter of COURSE motion to redact "political" passes change redacted to "bigger blacker bar" passes change skye to "black bar" passes change favors to "biggest blackest bar" passes PASSES $13 to ed; ed, erin, skye, tim, and the CAH makers ed and frieder learn how to count: who want it frieder does PASSES $4 to frieder, frieder and murphy will chair general chaos: just all around chaos isn't this made redundant by the committee as a whol change purpose to "which one am i" passes an action: dillon swings the table the chair has not been detabled motion to retable the chair so moved motion to replace the chair with many many tables motion to record the laughtrack of the kgb lauhging so we can use it instead of actually laughing motion to rename frieder murphy and murphy frieder out of order motion to make a standing rule that the pronunciation of "murphy" is "frieder" out of order change purpose to "to make a standing order that the pronunciation of "murphy" is "frieder"" passes motion to gtfo before we all make staning rules we regret out of order but like. wise. PASSES $5 to murphy, frieder will chair
motion to make the pronunciation of murphy frieder and frieder murphy PASSES good thing we just say their names and don't actually pronounce the words their names are motion to make all standing rules made at this meeting sit down PASSES motion to spoontinudigu YEEEEAH motion to create a standing rule that everyone in the kgb has the same name the committee to rename everyone in the kgb "reese" approves motion to make this a committee done?? motion to make this committee a member of the KGB passes MOTION to make the purpose of this committee "name everyone worms" fails motion to make a purpose for this committee what will be it's purpose just an underscore motion to name all michaels dillon and all dillons michael FAILS misap j bonaparte committee approves motion to delete name but leave purpose dilatory bc mike felt like it motion to change whatever the fuck we're in to the "fuck it, we'll do it live" committee PASSES PASSES $10 to ed, ab tech will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT GBGC 7:00, Friday, PH A18* bring your cards & your boreds shirts order form is out it is DUE this tuesday at 7pm if you haven't filled it out, fill it out! cmukgb.org/shirts comepartywiththe.party/ordershirts
SCHMUCKS
light up night there's a party downtown go with skye? brunch brunch is fun with erin schatz at 10:30 on sunday thanksgiving thing in rangos today follow mari itr this weekend! like ctfws but less. less everything still really fun 10pm saturday wean 4 baking nick will sell things by slice and tiny bag of cookies there's a website! talk to nick nickspastriesandcakes.weebly.com
we are now in purple