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General Body Meeting - August 27, 2018
Exec
- Ian: had a summer. software engineer for bio lab. didn't back up code. ended up deleting all. had to make from scratch.
- Dez: had a summer.
- new members:
Nihal, math & ece. nj.
marie. neuroscience. ny. don't like bees
jess. bio. philadelphia. like sleep.
nick. chem. mass. have hands
clara. business. ohio. ohio is least interesting
lila. bio. ny. take notes with pencil
charles. physics & chem. charlotte. have a book
woody. kentucky. biophysics. 10 fingers
connor. pittsburgh. mechE. house with basement
?. india. cs. house doesn't have basement
Goran. ece. philadelphia. washed hands in fountain -> too interesting. have cupcakes
mekkena. cs. bay area. have glasses
anu. ece. philly. exist
nadina. math & bev. econ. romania -> cleveland. fake accent
vivian. bay area. cs & art. right foot > left foot -> too interesting. obsidien shirt. 2 is fav number
had summer. stared at math the entire time but is physicist
- Kate: loves jess <3. working with Ian. UI work but is a bio major in a bio lab. had to learn C++. went to russia for 3 weeks & saw family.
potluck in the park. uc black chairs to flagstaff hill @ 6pm friday. freshmen = no need for food. otherwise bring food. sign up sheet online -> list name, food, allergens. fill free food void that o-week left
- Ellen: writes pravda & administrative. had a summer. working & commuting. & doing puzzle. wishing you all submit to pravda.
- Janny: i write down things
Matt: penis
Em: 🍆
had a summer. realized i'm no longer a freshman & deeply terrified.
- Aren: treasurer @ cmu. cmu kgb. had a summer. working 2 jobs. playing a lot of platoon & tetris.
- Mitchell: do what these people don't do. summer = hermit at home.
Committee Reports
C: em, imma west virginian & it sucks.
impeached the entire supreme court. democrats accused of being with republicans. bad all the time
C: matt, stupid pr facts
25 yrs ago yesterday aug 28 1993 = ep1 of mmpr. hasbro declared aug28 national pr day. has anniversary episode
C: henry, assassinate prez
exist. fresshmen talk to henry after meeting if interesting
ian: assassinate before 213 does?
henry: 213 is a member
C: jasper, ad hoc lonely chemist & am i a physicist. i'm not alone
C: ?, existing = continued success
disbanded :(
C: em, bitcoin continues to exist. ppl live in trees. think better than it is
C: liam, cybersecurity is fucked. child broke into machine in less than 5 mins
C: ruen, i'm just meming Em.
1. w virginia has lost?
2. macroecon has week for digital currency
p of order: creepy wvirginia laws eg sex with animals, beat your wife
C: henry, bad content. kgb meme pages -> links in facebook group
The Thing
Ian's first meeting as prez.
Goran: not fault = didn't pee on the ground of the bathroom.
fault = peeing & bathroom floor.
Old Business
1. m to create the Remember Me! com. p=im fef
a = Remember fef. b = im not faf. ab = squid.
passed. auction.
$6 to Tim. chair = tim, fef, anyone who's queer or furry.
but not tim has more com than goran will ever have :(
2. m to create standing rule to awoo.
> motion to owo? no.
a = awoo. b = owo. abs = squid.
passed.
New Business
C: Corey. west virginia reform.
P: unfuck wv's garbase
> burn wv to ground & nobody escapes? not friendly. but the end justifies the meme?
failed.
institues for pol sci = have a few ideas on this matter
> c: [lyrics to wv country road] + reform com
em: lyrics is actually about western virginia
em: wv = ambiguously a state.
passed.
Summary:
C: [lyrics to wv country road] + reform com
to Em for $8. chairs = animal fuckers in wv.
M: standing rule = universe balance. flip coin to see if we table.
dylatory. meetings are nondeterministic enough.
C: culinary standard com P: you like food? name 3 of their albums to $13 to Liam. chair = liam & anyone who curse name of booga?
C: shell com DONT BID THE THING to Connor for $4. chair = can i think about that? alright anyone who's willing to be the first one to start @$5 for a com
M: alloc <= $15 for pepsi for this week's event.
M: make m to awoo in order. > table indefinitely
C: i fucking love Woody.
P: to appreciate & love Woody as much as he deserves.
> c: woody memorial com
friendly.
> p: eggs.
not friendly.
passed.
Summary:
C: Woody Memorial
P: To appreciate & love Woody as much as he deserves.
to Goran for $3. chair = Connor
Real Announcement
Kate: event = potluck in the park. bring food if not freshman. meet @black chairs
KGB Exec. Thu 6pm @ UC 329. bring food if joining us.
Aren: treasurer. pay of you bought com. dues due dec 30, required for voting & booth & tshirt discount. $15 for sem or $20 for year.
Liam: culinary standards com
liquid nitrogen ice cream again this year. flavor = public auction as long as it's not a hazard.
Has meeting for labor day (next week), WEH 5421
Schmuccs
Em: exec member of board game club. all old people. come change it. Henry: 2 meme pages! send worst memes & post to both of them. link in kgb facebook Kate: if not in fb page, join that? ?: computer club. fun! sat @5 cyert basement Dez: start a club about stabbing dez Em: climbing. drive people to climbing! Matt: old & not a lot of young people again. humans vs zombies. later this semester. em's heading that. matt as an advisor. talk to either of them. Kate: actually real announcement. underground tour. upperclassmen help needed. have to reroute & practice a lot earlier. anyone who wanna help -> contact kate Aren: check debts Tim: 1. when? sept 7 = next friday = ug tour 2. what happens after meeting? getting food @ resnik 3. m to purple purple seafoam grean gtfo.
