Stockholm Syndrome
From KGB Wiki
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual-IV (DSM-IV), Stockholm Syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
- Runny nose
- Soreness
- A desire to refer to everyone as Lars the Large Swedish Man
- Arugula
- The Electric Slide
- Metronomes
- Headaches
- A loss of sexual appetite
- A loss of vegetable appetite
- A loss of vegetable parasite
- A loss of vegemite parasite
- A loss of kryptonite parachute
