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Officer Reports

Jared

Life is aaaah! Happy about mechatronics on Friday. Got the thing moving. Solenoid died on them. Shuffled in mortal coil. Stuff about springs. Life is aaaah!

Glisson

You think that is creepy? Ben Wolf is spying on...

Weird dream. Running down the hallway, heard hall of the mountain queen. Ran faster, got louder. Eventually had to turn around and face the music.

No New People

Zombies at CMU went really well.

Carolyn

Brain is not so much. Weekend involved parents. Clusterrave was awesome. Show with juggling was awesome. Booth was awesome. EVENT! Movie night. Cause its break. Bring movies and watch them. Carolyn will be in Sunny California laughing at all of us.

Talking with Ballroom dancing team. All different kinds of dancing, one building had a bunch of the dance things. International competition on first floor, latin on 2nd, Irish on 3rd. Guy comes in "Is this Irish?" They were like "No, Irish is the third floor" he was like "The Jig is Up"

Ntr

Weekend. Spider bite. Almost gone. Levitated magnets. LiNi. Got everywhere. Was really cool.

Built a baseball field. Diamond in the rough.

Drew

Too many hearts.

Heifers are a load of bull.

Laura

Weekend, ice cream, juggling, booth.

Talking with Dad. If a bull gets in a fight in a soccer game, do they give him a red card?

Buy 12 Roombas. And Cats to ride the Roombas.

Liz

Weekend! Pretty cool! 6 hours in the call, went to state college. Ice cream too, but hers was better. Need excuse to put cream cheese on everything! Booth stuff! Car company making a new car called the Remington. Heard you like riding in the front seat, so you can ride shotgun in your shotgun.

Committees

Boooooooooooooooooth

Midway watch shifts. After spring break, will be harassed for watch shifts.

come to booth building stuff! Fiddly art bits. Not fiddly art bits. Painting.

NOM COM!

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President: Labbott First VP: Liz 2VP: Ablank Cor Sec: Mander, Bswolf, ssroph Rec Sec: Jboning, Dkilonsk, Treasuer: Cbuckey, Krieger, ssroph S@Arms: Eforney, Derek, Cboyel (not here), Mander H0tt: Rashar, Dave, Cswayer Evan: Drew, Dkilonsk, Mander

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Douglas Adamas

Cheesecake flavored cream cheese

Ben Wolf's Jokes

5/6ths weeks. Anyone who is not here for meeting after break will be sorry.

Gratuitous Obscenities

In State college: State Patty's Day.

Line to one pub passed 5 other pubs

Ad Hoc x^z

Sometimes the actual people who memes are about find out. 'Sup dog was basically like "go kill yourself"

Pop Occultism

Born with a sixth sense and suburb insight -- all CMU students? Will read this and see "Jesus! I can come up with better fortunes than that" -- pass back to Ben wolf. If your cookie is in three pieces the answer is 'no'. Cannot make two people like each other, Happiness is not pleasure, its victory -- Alan disagrees Leaders are readers -- less true before January.

Old Business

Rashar has it. Not typing fast enough is his fault.

New Business

$50 For Event

Passed

Committee to talk reallyreallyfast

Power thirst: Sloooooooow doooooown I can say anything... Ad Hoc Tree Ent: Disapproves Time Travel: Doing it wrong Moses disapproves Misappropriated Committee to go Fast than the speed of light approves Rntz picked up the relic of speed! In Favor: Speak really quickly. Opposed: Slow now Abstaining: s/Rntz/brains $10 to Quxuum. Dannel and Rauhit.

Jboning is the Hero of the People

That was Dbesse is the Hero of the People committee, right? Change to Josiah Boning Memorial Hero of the People Committee. Slower than you can. Why are we making him a sandwich? In Favor: Unexpected Opposed: A house dived itself cannot stand. Abstaining: New House $3 to Dannel. Whoever is hero of the people to chair.

Anything that is worth saying is worth saying really slowly committee

Talk really fast disapproves Treebeard approves. Rntz. This is CMU and CMU hates grass. Tree ents are just really big grass. CMU disapproves. You are little orcs. Can't stop, have to slow down first. In Favor: This, but really slowly. Opposed: Do this, really fast. Abstaining: Porno squid, medium. $6 to Dannel. Disbanded.

If your cookie is in x pieces, your answer is y committee

Purpose -- cookie in x pieces, answer is y. Purposed appended to create new and interesting 251 problems. All of zsparks committees disapprove on basis of 251. Changed to if your cookie is in c pieces, your answer is y committee. Ad hoc 251 cookie committee approves thats the way the cookie crumbles. Cookies are a sometimes food. In Favor: meh Opposed: Velocicookie Abstaining: Cookie monster. $7 to someguy. Disbanded.

Committee of the People

Purpose -- get a purpose chosen by the last person to change the purpose of the committee. Question called. Mspindle wins. In Favor: Do this. Opposed: Do this. Abstaining: Do this. $3 to Mspindle.

Advise Dog Committee

Purpose: not browse 4chan. Ad hoc life approves. Courage wolf says "You will die for making this committee" Purpose changed to browse 4chan something something Changed to the contradiction committee. Making him miss gopher, thats not easy. Listen to courage wolf. Ad loc life no longer approves. Name changed to the Contra committee. Contrabass Committee. Purpose changed to contrabasson. Contraband. What do you have against fish? In Favor: Shout a number Opposed: wonder how you got here. Abstain: wonder what a number is. $12: to Rauhit. Rauhit and Asubrama and that guy to chair and Eforney to chair.

Committee to Play Music for Children

Purpose: Play music in exchange for small children. Won't really fit in his hat. Hey hits, do you want some candy. Won't give you up or let you down, Eforney recently played for children. How young is Rauhit approves Once you get the small children, where will you put them? Load bearing toddlers. In Favor: Point and laugh at Quxuum Opposed: Salute the president. Abstaining: ERROR $9 to Quxuum. Shawn to chair.

Committee to Move to Create the Committee

Purpose: Move to Create it. Yo dawg... second... third? Purpose changed to "Motion to Change the Purpose". Turtles all the way down. Postponed indefinitely? 17 for. 14 against. Postponded.

Maximal Meme density committee

Purpose: destroy life. Richard is awesome. In Favor: Get it out of your systems. Opposed: Wine to go with that cheese. Abstaining: be distracted. $8 to Quxuum. Dannel and he to chair.

Motion to Create the Coonerism Spommittee

Luture the Benglish enguage. Hoffman Fapproves. Kuffalo Kuffalo Kuffalo Kuffalo Approves Bitter CS Major Disapproves. Misappripated Mumble. Quall the Cestion. In Favor: Vote! Opposed: Start a slow clap. Abstaining: Complain about how we are never synchronized on anything. $9 to Ammaresc. Ammaresc. Dannel and a Racoon to chair.

#define Jboning as "Hero of the People"

Confusion! In the future, everyone will have their own jboning. Passes. Jboning is now "Hero of the People.

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