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Shawn in KGB since 1991, ran for president twice, 2nd both times, has now finally graduated, has pics of himself with diploma. Shawn is president today.

Officer Reports

Nicole

Haircut, sick, girl from ntr's high school visited and is coming here next year. That's weird. She will suffer. Nicole went to a gifted school. Submit to Pravda. There will be a jokeserver Pravda!

Jared

Jared is here. Life goes. Jared did no work, but work will still be done, booth is going well, all things are going well.

Shawn

Will entertain a motion that he is unqualified to run a meeting. Bswolf motions to make Shawn run the meeting. It passed by acclamation. Oh god running a meeting, have a diploma, chrisamphone in audience, roommate is wearing tie. Every street in hell? Housemates, that's it.

Glisson

Weekend, cold, awesome squid, cut wood, two roleplaying games, excited about players (Jared got robbed, other people got robbed) Someone new in the audience? Please stand up... Name: VerbaMajor: From: Science Education Jackson Minnesota Uninteresting/Embarrassing fact about Danell: Hasn't done laundry since last year (or three weeks ago)

Carolyn

EVENT!!! Move-on oh god oh god you should all come, we need bodies. Maybe start constructing. Starts at 5:00, please please come, there will be snacks after we move on. You must be activities-fee paying person to work on booth on midway. You can come hang out and carry pants and bring snacks and take pictures if you can't do construction.

Cor Secs

MANDER: SUBMIT TO PRAVDAAAAAAAAAA! Zsparks: SUBMIT TO PRAVDAAAAA! Glisson: Submit to Pravda Bswolf: submit to pravda Liz: Submit to PRAVDA Eforney: SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!

Drew

Lie like a dog

Laura

Broke a computer, fixed another. CMU Call of Cuthulu. Adventureland. Boothing. Lack of work. Lots of Targets

Liz

Too many S@Arms. Weekend. Friday Night. Tatoo with her sister (not of). Painting on Saturday. Lots of BOOOTH. No homework. Doesn't need homeowrk.

Committees

Booth!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!

Sully and Dannel doing a shift. Posting to the bboard who is doing shifts. Important thing to be on time.

Booth Shifts!

Nom Com

more peopled nomed

Martin Luther King Memorial

Elementary School. Constructing old building. Ground made of paper. 40 stories tall. Landed in underground carnival. Clown's nose lit up when you touched it. Tommy Guns. Everything was exploding. Gets bunched out. Gets told the story, tells the Clown to be awesome. Kills everyone instead of embarrassing society. Glisson is like "no". Awkward silence.

All aliens. Bblum in command. Bunny second in command.

Ad-hod recreational pharmaceuticals

What have you been taking.

Injudicious Exclamation

let sleeping dogs tell half truths.

Fortune Telling Fish

Attempt made to committee know. Ready to make a huge splash, nothing happened.

Pop Occultism

Special Labbott edition.

Cooking is easy. Doing dishes is the hard part. Good news is on the way. Remind yourself that the Lion, wild hunting, does not roar. (Neither does exec during build week) In the Ocean of knowledge only those want to land will see the land. (The pronouns remain invisible) You have an ability to sense and know a higher truth. Greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself.

Misappropriated Ben Wolf Jokes / 251 Torture

33-251 -- Great Theoretical Ideas in Physics -- Taught by Luis Von Ohm

Some Committee by Mander

Glisson's dreams are weirder than his.

ESG

Shawn on ESP

Tentacled Preachers

Awesome game on Friday. Probably awesome on Saturday.

Miss-appropriated Weird Dreams

Grizzly Bears are not good air foils.

Original Weird Dreams

RNTZ the Musical Comedy.

Ad-hoc Twitter

Any day now I fear that I'll get an email from my parents saying "Have you heard of this new thing called twitter"

Story Telling

Mississippi. Trains. Levees. Bridge. Shakes. Bad. Need Mass. Coal Cars on Bridge. Fire. Consider the entire system or a bridge might fall.

Old Business

Move on is Glisson's fault Pants are not his fault.

New Business

SUM SS Committee

Purpose: Latin Reverse Polish Notation. Crazy Moon Language: Translation? Latin Language is the Best Language and always will be. Changed to SUM SS (some other stuff) Committee Changed to Zombie Language. Not friendly. Not Pursued. Infavor: Thumbs Up Opposed: Thumbs down Abstain: Die in gladitorial Combat. $16 to Labbott. Everyone who can never remember their Latin verbs.

Bblum Inc Committee

Purpose: So Dannel's Job can BBlum. Changed to (Successor of Bblum) Inc Alan has noted more changing of committee names as of late. cbuckey is recsec!!!! infavor: say bblum opposed: say scrunge abstain: succeed bblum $6 to Dannel: Dannel, Bblum, some SML joke to chair.

Proof by Somatic Component Committee

Encourage the casting of mathematical proofs by use of handwaving. OMGWTFBBQED! 251 Torture Disapproves. Tycon Mismatch. It passes *hand wave* Infavor: cast something opposed: attack the darkness abstain: make a shapell show reference. $5 to Dannel. Anyone who has handwaves a proof to chair.

Sign Language Committee

Purpose: Sign Language Dannel only knows Torah Doesn't get changed to include all Mathematics. Internet not part of the committee. Error while signing No ambiguity in language based on handwaver. Infavor: Sign name Opposed: Cosine alone Abstain: something aloud $5 to Mander. Everyone who knows sign language to chair.

Freeze All members of exec in carbonate

Where will we get the Carbonate? Retroactive till 2000? Failed. Tabled until bounty hunter shows up.

English Committee

Put a little spin on things. Include beating people up in dark alleys. Where does the U go in Committee? Great googly moobly Infavor: Say something in French. Opposed: Say something in Latin. Abstain: Say something in ASL. $13 to Ben Wolf. People who prefer English to chair.

Announcements

MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its at 5! At the Kage!

Schmucks

Evan called from Newark

remind you to never tell anything the airlines say