Minutes20091012
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committee Reports
- 2.1 Scott Pilgrim Committee
- 2.2 Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
- 2.3 Cohort Committee
- 2.4 Ad-Hoc Matt Britton Collects Dr. Seuss Books Committee
- 2.5 Sunglasses Committee
- 2.6 Ad-Hoc Committee for Everyone Except jwatzman Knowing What jwatzman Is Going to Do
- 2.7 Ad-Hoc Trumpet Players Are Assholes Committee
- 2.8 Ad-Hoc Fortune Telling Canary Committee
- 2.9 Ad-Hoc Wait, I Recognize That Person Committee
- 2.10 Ad-Hoc Yelling Bird Committee
- 2.11 Ad-Hoc Telling Freshmen Stories Committee
- 2.12 Ad-Hoc CMU Can't Keep It Up Committee
- 2.13 Shawn & Quuxum Variety Hour Committee & Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
- 2.14 Gratuitous Obscenity Committee Select Subcommittee for the Research and Development of Rule 34
- 2.15 Call the question!
- 2.16 Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
- 2.17 Ska Pirate Committee
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 4.1 Commiteee to Braid the Cluster's Hair
- 4.2 Committee to Ask if David Klionsky Is Various Characters From Sci-Fi Series
- 4.3 Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Caster Committee
- 4.4 Allocation of $50 for Event
- 4.5 Confused with Crisamaphone Committee
- 4.6 ??? Committee
- 4.7 Monocle Committee
- 4.8 High-Entropy Finance Committee
- 4.9 Ditto Committee
- 4.10 Allocation of $10 to buy ctfws.org
- 5 Announcements
- 6 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
Got his hair cut. It's really short. Has a test tomorrow. Played Psychonauts instead of studying.
Alan
Oh man. Has a report. Wants to do more improv. Some work; not too much work. Is lazy.
New People
Emily, anthropology/geology, WV, both arms attached
Richard (Matt Rocket)
Oh man. Is Richard. Had weekend. Went horseback riding. Ass hurts. We have an event! You should come.
Emily
Improv was really fun. Kiltie Band. Got sunburned. ITR. Skipped rolls on Sunday. Injured in the course of duty.
Josiah
Oh man. Had a weekend. Co-op cleaning. OS. Family visited. Hit checkpoint 1!
Laura
Had a weekend. Did a lot of compilers. Has an Evan in her apartment.
Derek
Went to Cirque du Soleil! Missed Glisson's zombie thing; fails at reading email. Found a freezer full of rabbits. Made meatloaf. Hosting a Windows 7 party.
Committee Reports
Scott Pilgrim Committee
Reports success in converting some of the freshmen.
Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
When you go to visit Lake Erie this time of year, be sure to take 5 or 6 layers, because it is cold and windy.
Cohort Committee
Dramatic reading: epic thread.
Ad-Hoc Matt Britton Collects Dr. Seuss Books Committee
Success
Sunglasses Committee
OS Checkpoint today.
Ad-Hoc Committee for Everyone Except jwatzman Knowing What jwatzman Is Going to Do
Sent email to mjs requesting switch to Computer Science as primary major
Ad-Hoc Trumpet Players Are Assholes Committee
Ad-Hoc Fortune Telling Canary Committee
Fortune Telling Fish Committee can't report -- incapacitated for spawning season
Ad-Hoc Wait, I Recognize That Person Committee
Paul is in the first picture of CMU that Derek took
Ad-Hoc Yelling Bird Committee
Jeph Jacques can't report -- incapacitated for spawning season
Ad-Hoc Telling Freshmen Stories Committee
Evan is here; if you don't know who he is, we need to tell you more stories
Ad-Hoc CMU Can't Keep It Up Committee
Instead of a little blue pill, we use a big blue crane
Shawn & Quuxum Variety Hour Committee & Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
From Shawn: "exploding tape libraries"
Gratuitous Obscenity Committee Select Subcommittee for the Research and Development of Rule 34
Pole with 2 cranes touching it
Call the question!
Sold to Ben Wolf for $5.
Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
Will be presenting a song next week.
Ska Pirate Committee
Looking for anyone who plays sax and/or trumpet
Old Business
some guy has thing. Global warming is not his fault.
New Business
Commiteee to Braid the Cluster's Hair
Purpose: To braid the hair of anyone in the cluster whose hair has sufficient length to braid
Purpose: to braid the hair of anyone in the cluster
Has a plan for dealing with clusters of hair: tuttle has a brush
Will be opt-in? Well, walking into the cluster is opt-in...
Favor: braid unbraided hair, unbraid braided hair; Opposed: never touch anyones hair again; Abstain: braid squid tentacles
$5 to Evan; anyone who wants to braid hair
Committee to Ask if David Klionsky Is Various Characters From Sci-Fi Series
Purpose: David, are you a Cylon? Yes.
Is David the next Doctor? Yes
David, are you Sully from the X-Files? Yes.
David, are you Teal'c? No.
Favor: ask David what sci-fi character he is; Opposed: insist David is actually from Grey's Anatomy; Abstain: reenact the Darth Vader-Obi Wan Kenobi star wars lightsaber battle
$5 to David; Teal'c
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Caster Committee
Purpose: AAAAAAAA D&D AAAAAAAAAAA
This committee might lose its wheels
Favor: make a D&D reference; Opposed: make an Exalted reference; Abstain: thank the president for making things interesting by messing up the order all the time
$1 to Ben Wolf; people who get fours
Allocation of $50 for Event
Good Idea.
Confused with Crisamaphone Committee
Purpose: to contain the everyone Quuxum confuses with Chrisamaphone
David, are you Chrisamaphone?
bblum chrisamagroaned.
Favor: find someone who does not look like Chrisamaphone but insists they are Chrisamaphone; Opposed: insist that there is only one Chrisamaphone (there is no Chrisamaphone but Chrisamaphone and Chrisamaphone is her prophet); Abstain: ???
$5 to Quuxum; Naomi
??? Committee
Purpose: to finance the creation of a live-action Zero Wing movie
For great justice!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Motion to table (failed)
Ziro wing in our frut slad
Favor: raise your hand; Opposed: raise your hand; Abstain: call the question $7 to Tim; Cohort 2.0, him, and Matt
Monocle Committee
Purpose: To get more monocles, because I simply must stop being surprised all the time
Could also be used to help defeat the awkward zone; frosty drinks all around!
Favor: be surprised monopole; Opposed: make Glisson smile; Abstain: monocle squid
$7 to zsparks; anyone who likes to do silly things that seem British but aren't at all
High-Entropy Finance Committee
Purpose: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The Zimbabwean dollar approves
CMU Stock Market Club; failed because the stock grows down
Favor: act out entropy; Opposed: do finance normally; Abstain: [wave arms like hawks]
$3 to jkoppel; anyone who has tried to solve the halting problem while standing in line at a convenience store
Ditto Committee
Purpose: turn KGB members into pokemon
krieger krigon krigoria committee approves
Favor: be ditto, but then turn into the person next to you; Opposed: ???; Abstain: be a pile of mashed potatoes -- Digimon was way better
$16 to Dennis; him, Katie, and Cohort 2.0
Allocation of $10 to buy ctfws.org
Actual vote. Passed unanimously.
Announcements
Dues
Pay them.
Event
Movie Night in DH A310. Bring movies.
Pravda?
Submit!
Schmucks
Steve
Wants to borrow a wankerous camera for this weekend.
Rocketmatt
Rocket club having launch this Saturday on Flagstaff; may be postponed. Watch Facebook (CMU Rocket Command)
Mander
Running a challenge course the Saturday after CtFwS
Quuxum
Grandfather had 100th birthday. He knew Doherty. The guy. Yeah, that guy. (Worked at Westinghouse from the 1920s to the 1970s.) This is pretty awesome.
