Minutes20090426

Officer Reports
Jboning: it was his birthday - no longer a teenager is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car Eforney: went to two formal dances in a row lots of work new people! Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals Zsparks: workdeathing no event - he IS the event EVENT! end-of-year picnic in Farpark Arsenij: Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do More reading than everything in class so far Twright: Not enough sleep, lots of work Maybe wearing pants Scorri: Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy Made money at useless people Bubbles: was terrified by throwing money went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)

Committees Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning 251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is awesome with pokemon Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid nitrogen? Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!) Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen

Old Business Half to BSWolf

New Business Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know how weird it feels after being in exec Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee" Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks Change to "Russian Exec" Change to "Prussian Exec" Change to "Crushin' Exec" Change purpose to "create zachary zed-sparks..." not friendly, failed Change to "Keep on Truckin' Exec" no second, failed Change to "Crush-tation Exec" not friendly, Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for KGB members (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction) Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an achievement Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all seafood committees together under one banner Change name to "Committee against Evil Seafood League", failed Append "...and then ban them" to the purpose", failed Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her to wear pink" with purpose success! Change to "...hot pink..." Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..." Change to "...higher-order typed pink..." fails Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to KGB Change purpose to "Consult Advice Dog for advice" fails Change purpose to "...Bad advice..." fails Change purpose to "Good 'advice' committee" fails Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to KGB Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea! Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince" Change purpose to twright is a loser twright is a loser twright is a loser - not friendly Much Wankery from bblum Motion postponed indefinitely Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA

Announcement EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark Glisson has parts to sextant Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing

Shmucks Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits