Minutes20101129
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Officer Reports
Jboning Had thanksgiving - it was great Spent a lot of time regaining sanity, very little time working Is going to have an unpleasant week, but that's okay Eforney Had a break - did a bit of work Went blank friday shopping and into cincinnati, in the other order New People! Ellie, stats major, bridgewater NJ, and eating ramen Sarah, MSE major, from california, wearing black right now Zsparks Had a break - wasn't really a break so much as "Zach works on grad school apps" Applied to all of the grad schools, three of which are in canada Has many ideas about canada, which may not be accurate Has no idea about the geography of canada Will not be a student in two weeks, hopefully (almost graduated) EVENT! Ice skating! meet at black chairs at 630 or schenley ice rink at 7 MINI EVENT! Geek eat - need RSVPs for pacific ring next wednesday We may capture the old CS lounge - info pending Arsenij Had a weekend-ish-break thingie Light in his bedroom no longer works, won't turn on, discovered it at late o'clock Laptop is now working again, kind of, turns on but also shuts off randomly His cat prefers blond ladies (racist?) submit to pravda Twright Had a break Slept, did some work, saw some friends Spent four hours in newark airport Scorri Went home Saw her cats, who missed her Did a bit of work with bubbles Bubbles Went to florida Went swimming in the ocean, wore shorts on thanksgiving Came back on friday for reasons that don't really make sense
Committee Reports
Ad-hoc committee to keep kdanger from failing art needs to borrow a dog and promises it will be unhurt Quote of the night committee w/misappropriated spoken lyrics committee reports "sweet cherry pie, 3.14159" Committee to give scorri sugar reports scucess on behalf of her family Spoken song lyrics committee says "take you to the candy shop, let you lick my lollipop" ITR Committee says ITR on saturday! TSA committee says non-TSA officers like Ben Franklin Booth committee says there is a bboard with sketches of the booth floorplan EEEEEEEEEEmu committee reports that she was doing a crossword with jboning TSA committee reports that they don't really care that much about laptops Air Quotes committee reports "success" Ad-hoc committee to give scorri sheep reports success Committee for awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment says make several other bands and have them cover you Forture-telling fish committee awaits takeover of campus by paddleball students Classic rock committee reports everyone covers sweet emotion Row of matts, stolen hats commitee makes dnd joke Committee for awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment says final countdown music Storytelling committee tells story about the TSA and his friends getting arrested
Old Business
The war between north and south committee is not mary-kate's fault
New Business
Create the Cool Story, Broman, Committee to remind people that you should say "cool story broman" Friends, Broman, countryman, lend me your ears Bra-man Looking forwards to valentine's day, it's going to be bromantic Passes because no means yes, so everyone votes yes Sold to quuxum for $3, disbanded! Create the committee to assassinate jboning Fails for lack of a second Create Awww, I rub you committee to rub means to hit with a stick Change purpose to "to "hit" with a "stick"" Air quotes committee reports "success" Sold to marodrig for $5, chairs "him" Create the committee to arm the president to arm the president or to remove his arm and replace it with a gatling gun Jboning is quite disarming Committee to jboning a presidency reports success Sold to twright for $4, chairs him and all the chairs of the assassination commitee Create the I'm Late committee to be late Motion to postpone - no, motion to "puppies" - fails Jboning a pregnancy reports success! Spoken Song-Lyrics committee says "call the whole thing off" All motions to postpone are now motions to puppy Postponed! Create Jewish Standard Time committee to make everyone 15 minutes late Time travel committee approves Jewish daylight time involves changing the clock Sold to jchauvin for $1 plus chocolate chairs her and orin Create the one more sexual innuendo and jboning's head will explode to ... fails Create the committee to eat the moon to eat the moon This proposal is lunacy! Change purpose to "eat the moon, the whole moon, and nothing but the moon" Sold to tvaughan for $5, chairs him and jared Create the violate the something out of something to violate the heck out of leviticus Postponed indefinitely Create the marxist brothers committee to the world would not be in such a snarl if marx had been groucho and not karl Sold to mbritton for $20, disbanded
Announcements
We have an event! Ice skating! check bboard Also geek eat! check bboard again
Shmucks
Jwatzman gathers money from people to donate to PSA: accepting random small cans of peanut butter is a good way to get a snake in the face ITR! Saturday!