Minutes20140407
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the theme of today's minutes is "nah"
or, "zora takes minutes as if it were by hand but on a computer"
EXEC REPORTS
Broman
weekend
there was moveon
probably did stuff before move on
did microsoft puzzle challenge on saturday
beat all other kgb affiliated teams
sunday
did work and booth
gonna do more booth
we need people
James
had a weekend
started with moveon
rest of weekend spent doing damage control and fretting
turns out his thesis is not only not true, but also maybe a little bit the opposite of true
eforney asks why he isn't wearing a hawaiian shirt
JRAM
had a weekend
lots of 251
got a sweatshirt with his name on it
also microsoft puzzle challenge
forgot to solve a hw until it was almost due
EVENT
SATURDAY 2:30 in the Stever dining room
there will be cake and alumni
Marlena
is totally marlena
had a weekend
started with move on which was awesome
skipped roles because of it
then more booth
/shop hours/
then buggy then booth then buggy
we found the ethan
Zora
had a saturday and a sunday
hesitates to call it a weekend
Dillon
maybe had a weekend
is sitting
it's nice
is looking at roomba spice harvesters?
Mike
had a couple of days
weekend was almost the same as the booth chairs
but didn't get up on saturday
because they didn't have to
spent lots of time on midway
COMMITTEE REPORTS
skyentology
diseased golden hour
ad hoc roomba spice harvester
turns out it's just a random idea generator
illust journalists
mayfly construction
innov tech
has ionic flux for sale
because science
hathair
thanks
misap itty bitty kitty
the kittens started eating solid food committee
jram said something funny
oh it's a dune reference
it was a good one
skyecosis
/shop hours/
committeee to teach you all sign language
double rainbow
misap committee to not burn down r7
there's a party at r7, 9:00 on friday
yoga flame
the booth wall
misap booth committee
don't stay up too late at r7 because teardown
our booth struggles aren't as bad as other booth struggles WE'RE FINE
nomcom
shelby withdraws from treasurer
mike nominated for s@a
steven nominated for s@a
steven nominated for corsec
brian nominated for s@a
nominations are closed
frieder said stuff
booth
we have it
it's about 11 feet tall
which is taller than a week ago
we're putting on the roof
we want to finish that before it rains again tonight
allllllll y'all should come out
we show up at 9:30 and stay until midnight
there will always be a booth chair on midway
if you forget your helmet we have more
we'd love if we could have a force return with us from KGB to midway
the weather's nice we can get stuff done
if you voted yes to booth get your butt to midway
broman was nicer but i'm tired sorry
i love you parents, but
james' father and his friends won a tug o war against firemen by tying the rope to a tree
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
race conditions are not drew's fault
NEW BUSINESS
hats
forney's says "my eyes are down here"
surrealist: you're walking in a hallway. suddenly it starts raining. it tastes like orange juice.
yeah I'm not doing the rest of the purpose
it was pretty
append surrealist: more surreal than everything else to purpose
yeah try to parse that
motion to color the purpose orange
PASSES
(nope)
PASSES
$3 to mcginnis, yes
inevitability of lasagna: it's impastable
bswolf memorial approves
how many ears does daniel boone have?
three: his left ear, his right ear, and his frontier
(tortellini)
pasta!
ethan: it's reference to hetalia. if you haven't seen that, don't
$2 to frieder, anyone who eats pasta in the next hour
committee to not rhyme with committees: caroline has accidentally bought two committees because rhyning
tabled
one of skyes committees is trying to publish a journal
how often?
it will come out when pravda comes out
are there any regulations that will oversee the articles?
no
will it be available online
yes
paywall?
they don't like the term "paywall"
if frieder makes sure the name is spelled right can he be editor
associate editor
forney is making line jokes
now steven is making weirder line jokes
is mayonaise an instrument
is it a lineguist
languages?
how many languages can frider translate?
PASSES
motion to add "line" to the KGB dictionary (it goes where it pleases)
motion to change the spelling of the name of the word line to "lyne"
...uh
okay we're putting it after second
motion to change the spelling of "line" to "g-h-o-t-i"
no but, ha
passes
motion to define the two types of words in teh kgb dictionary as ordered words and free words
motion to change "free words" to "loose cannnon words"
passes
change "ordered words" to nvm it failed
point of info: is the chair supposed to be neutral?
yes
ahahahaha
motion to append to the motion that loose canon words can be spelled in any order
passes
passes
something about swearwords: replace all swearwords with "cuss"
motion to replace "cuss" with a BIG OL' AIRFART
fails
motion to create an exception for the words in the kgb dictionary
so fuck is okay
passes
$3 to drew, disbanded
thoooooob: it's that time of year we need people for thoob
make sure to get your hat hards and your band wrists at the cu
ad hoc kgb astronomicals: i think you invented a comedy black hole
fails
motion to designate line as a loose canon word
because eagles are aquiline and eagles are free birds eforney's gonna have to be in favor
no matter what it's still pronounced line
i should do ipa but
no
passes
hats and kitties: to promote hats and kitties
boots n cats n boots n cats n
can there be a subcommittee for hardhats and hardkitties
append to subcommittee list hard liquor
passes
$3 to drew, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $200 for food for the event
it's the defectors party
we're gonna get it catered by jimmyjohns and also cake and veggies
cake: "class of 2018: these kids are younger than pikachu"
skye predates pikachu by two months
passes
we could bring the rainbow parachute to the defector's party
kgb calla nd response: to use the fact that the kgb is really good at a, b, a, b to sing songs
m-i-c-k-e-y
m-o-u-s-e
motion to rename "kgb is tonedeaf committee"
passes
passes
$3 to marlena, anybody who can sing a song that is not in tune with the original song
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
defectors party
saturday, 2:30, stever dining room
nomcom
elections are two weeks from today
send in your platform!
we need proctors
tshirts
if you preordered one come talk to us
people are wearing
extras will be dealt with after preorders
dillon can do tshirt orders
booth
come help!
parachute
it's here we have it
SCHMUCKS
come to race day!
it's on friday
itr on FRIDAY
b/c r7 on friday
old people know different rule sets
the games will be differentish
they'll be interesting
betting pools on elections are "strictly prohibited"
party in r7 on saturday
