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EXEC REPORTS
mike
had a weekend
maybe did stuff?
did science for a really really long time
skye
had a weekend
is now dead
new people
jonathan, undecided, new york, brought that
andrew, astrophysics, chicago, got kidnapped from league
charles, IS, doesn't matter, did not do his homework five minutes ago
dillon
had a weekend
NPP was great
what the fuck did he do saturday
ANYWAY sunday
ctfws rules, senate then just. thinking about ctfws rules
EVENT
movie night!
breed hall, 7pm, friday
VOTING and MOVIES
erin
had a weekend
started with a minirave in her basement
it wasn't much of a rave
homework almost done! science worked! things aren't burning!
zora
had weekend
was in fact the opposite of last weekend
(instead of being stressed and not doing enough work they said FUCK IT and didn't do enough work)
but they are happier for it
joe
had a weekend
antijoke?
i missed it my comp pooped
murphy
had a weekend
began with the event
gwwaaaaah introversion
compilers, sleep, let's plays
shoulda gone to octodad
instead watched ALL of the let's plays
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc no shit sherlock
there was paint splattered on the sidewalk near the fence
GUESS WHO DID IT
swear of the week
by jove's misshapen left testicle
ad hoc architecture students
you can consume nothing but poptarts for 6 days with little to no detriment to your health
BOOTH
theme is octodad! you can play it for free by googling octodad
we're gonna have planning meetings EVERY SATURDAY: 1:30 - 3:30
make the booth come ALIIIIIIIVE
please come
i had a weekend committee
no, mari did not
lame puns
practice is instrumental for being a good musician
entrances
murphy exited a window out of porter...
...into a construction zone
ad hoc shit my biochem prof does
he managed to draw a protein that looked like a penis
labeled it "MyKKK"
aaaand at the end realized that he's been giving the wrong lecture the whole time
shit my grandparents do
"you're much "prettier" than in your profile picture.
From, "Grandpa""
ad hoc, learning a new language, but
DON'T FUCK UP THE TONES IN CHINESE
OLD BUSINESS
the thing!
midsemester death is not skye's fault this week
untable KGB Stock Market
PASSES
$1 to Craig, his laptop will chair
untable find the real difference between math and logic committee
tabled for one hour
NEW BUSINESS
telling old people about weird videogames: so, i was facetimeing with my grandma
Erin told her grandma about octodad
"wait, wouldn't things be easier for an octopus"
murphy's pumped
our theme got the better of his ego
erin is gona use this committee to tell her grandma about hatoful boyfriend
PASSES
$1 to Erin, grandparents who pretend to have an interest in what their grandkids do will chair
KGB house system: to create unnecessary internal strife, hogwarts style
all the colored hair people in one house, everyone else somewhere else
motion to flip the gender binary
so moved
motion to make the colorful house spoontinudigu
any misspellings are spoontinudiguus
PASSES
$2 to Erin, everyone in green house will chair
I Omenta Estien Ilyë Lé Quenyanen: to name you all in quenya
Quenya is one of the elvish languages in LOTR
thanks to Jeffrey for emailing me that committee name in advance
Jane and Jeffrey have all of exec
Mike - Manvo Windaher
(Michael: Manveru)
(winda = woof, -her = lord)
Skye - Helle Raucotári
(rauco = demon, -tári queen)
Dillon - Ëaro Erulehto
(Erulehto = Jeremy)
Erin - Íverin Heriyaulion
(heri = lady, yaulion = of cats)
Zora - Amaurea Ambaculuina
(amba = top, culuina = orange (in color))
Joe - Úvo Turpoicaron
(Joseph: Úvitéru)
(tur = master, poicaron = of cleaners)
Murphy - Ëarohtar Aranturma
(aran = king, turma = shield)
these are SO GOOD
talk to them if you want rad quenya name translations/nicknames B)
misap filibuster: what do those mean in tolkien's OTHER elvish languages
erin once got a book from her old neighbor that is just songs from LOTR
she'll bring it back after thanksgiving
filibuster: now presents a report on conlangs by shawn night
PASSES
$5 to Jeffrey, jeffrey and jane will chair
crowdsource a conlang: resurrect the KGB official dictionary
MOTION TO ADD SPOONTINUDIGU
SEAGULL SECOND FUCK
we could make a wiki
thanks for volunteering, marlena!
PASSES
$1 to ed, disbanded
motion to make the official pronunciation of spoontinudigu, "spontineity spontaneity"
marlena: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT i started that poorly
this is a tangled mess and it is confusing
can we get the derivatives of spoontinudigu first?
relative to space or time?
FAILS
motion to make the official pronunciation of the word formally known as "spontineity spontaneity," "spoontinudigu"
PASSES
fractured fairytales: to inappropriately insert fairytales into real life in inappropriate situations
you mean up isn't a fairytale?
lucy, bad news! Aslan has been shot by an american dentist
sidenote: there's a parody of the bylaws on the wiki
harry's arm is just comfortable like that
motion to table for 20 minutes
FAILS
PASSES
$1 to Joe, disbanded
motion to add ed into random fairytales
the kgb swear jar: to fund a megabooth with six stories for this year
isn't that just gonna turn into the weasley's house?
we could be as tall as cfa
motion to make cfa our booth
motion to put REAL tentacles on our booth
in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: marlena would entertain a motion to change the purpose to agar.io booth
in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: motion to change our theme to katamari
PASSES
$6 to craig, everyone but dylan
motion to make an allocation not to exceed fifty dollars for supplies for the event
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed forty dollars for new watches for ctfws
PASSES
crash course: snazzy oneliners about buggy
motion to change purpose to "the loop around flagstaff"
motion to change purpose to "the area lined with haybales in front of scaife"
there was almost a buggy crash on saturday
PASSES
buggy drag racing: to enter kgb into buggy, but do it as a drag race and use the parachute
change name "kgbuggy: drag exhibition"
PASSES
change purpose to "kgb puts on a drag show"
PASSES
let's not do these dangerous things that could injure humans
change name to "kill everyone in buggy"
PASSES
change name to "kgb watches bee movie"
FAILS
there was a buggy this weekend that hit a pothole AND THE POTHOLE LOST
PASSES
$1 to craig, everyone wearing glasses will chair
holyshit it's midterms, time to destress: movies and cookies in a building at some point
motion to the board
motion to the executive board
motion to append "s'mores dip" to the purpose
s'mores dick?
no
PASSES
Motion to change the thing in the thing to the other thing
out of order
clarification: motion to change "s'mores dip" in the purpose to "s'mores dick" in the purpose
PASSES
motion to put the word "dick" three times in the purpose
PASSES
("s'mores dick dick dick")
motion to change each instance of "dick" in the purpose to dick factorial
PASSES
("s'mores dick! dick! dick!")
PASSES
$9 to erin, anybody who likes movies, cats, destressing, or s'mores dip
left shark memorial committee: to revisit old memes until the cows come home
murphy made a command???
would it be fair to say "surprise, bitch, you thought you'd seen the last of me
change name to "stage right shark committee"
point of information: where did the cows go?
wait, it isn't dead! shia surprise
PASSES
$1 to craig, disbanded bc he has no fun
what color is this belt: to come up with memes for ctfws
(we need something for andy warhol's belt of pop occultism)
recsec is not hip to the memes
PASSES
$11 to ed, ed will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
movie night!
7pm breed hall friday
dillon'll post a poll on the facebook group for movie suggestions and we'll vote on stuff at the event
shirts!
there's a poll on facebook!
also, if you wanna do a design for a future shirt, send it on in!
i have the spirit of the thing
spoontinudigu
motion to disband the kgb
kgb rifle association
there's a nerf war over the weekend
ctfws rules
meeting on sunday! mike will announce more soon
exec!
7:30 on wednesday in UC 329
schmucks
come pet erin and ed's house
they're lonely, also, cats
nick bakes stuff!
you can buy baked goods from them!
brunch
erin, ed, dylan, dillon, and tim!
it's fun, they have food that is actually good
10:30 on sunday
ed likes bacon things
we were in purple a long time ago my bad but we're in purple again now!
