Minutes20200217

7 people came in the right door!

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend. There was build, and we started building the wall. There were events involving duct tape that certainly didn't happen. Abused the blind.

   Kaylie - Had a weekend and Tech. Also made good soup in a jar.

   Mitchell - Is Rauen. Quit school, moved to New York on a whim, back for shitposting.

   Mckenna - Had a weekend, went to build, cooked, and didn't do much work.

   Woody - Had a weekend, died because of a project. Came into class today, and our professor gave us another week. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.

   James - Had a weekend. Did build, played something that doesn't exist, and went for a nice walk. Aparently, Pitt campus is larger than I thought.

   Kushal - Had a weekend. At some point he made super spicy food. It became a challenge to see who could eat it with the least amount of yogurt in it. He won.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Liam - Culinary standards - If you're a vegetarian, inform me before ice cream night.

   Tim - Culinary substandards - The following email, sent to USA TODAY - To the bufoons behind the USA TODAY Crosswords puzzle, the clue was cookie that some people eat with Mustard. I assumed that I had just not known. THEN I TRIED IT. YOU BASTARDS.

   Liam - KGB PUZZLE HUNT - This is far from the worst thing I have seen a puzzle do. It is gaurunteed that there is at least one puzzle per MIT hunt that makes you cook for the judges.

   Henry - Stupid history - Stupid tactics - There was no good way to put guns onto the biplane. The solution was to carry a handgun, stick your hand out the window, and just shoot at the enemy.

   Liam - Corn Subsidies - $3.78. AGH.

   Hive Mind - Hive Mind Committee - Today is my birthday. Happy birthday woody. And mexico. And build a end. Tequila.

   Liam - KGB Investigation committee wants to investigate NRauen for manipulating corn prices

   Henry - Comics are bullshit - The green lanters divide the universe into about 3000 different sectors. These are squares, but are instead conic sections extending from one place. Infinitely. What the fuck.

   Liam - I'm a mathmetitican and a pedant - Conic sections are two dimensional.

   Liam - "" - In fact, sectors is the correct term, because that's what a mathematical sector is.

   Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava.

   Kaylie - Real and true facts proven by graphs - Beef consumption is correlated with lightning strikes. Avoid beef ice cream.

OLD BUSINESS

   Kate may not have it. Henry has it? But not on him. It's gone now. Goodbye thing. I'll see you in Oklahoma.
       Liam - Point of oklahoma, why.

   Oliver gets the spirit of the thing - Corn prices are not his fault, in spirit.

COMMITTEE REPORTS PART TWO

   Kate - Booth committee, you piece of shit - 'Dez is a bad booth chair, fuck yourself. Also, we have builds.' They are now building walls! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeseballs are being restocked.

NEW BUSINESS

   Liam - Motion to recall the floor is lava committee -
   Failed

   Oliver - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the recsec - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious committee
   Purpose - http://clipart-library.com/clipart/6Tp5akgjc.html <Very detailed drawing of a fish> <Linux Kernel source code> <Everything sorted>
       Sorted alpabetically - Passed
   Passed, sold to Kushal for $5, chaired by everyone except the recsec

   Woody - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president - Committee to acquire a weapon
   Purpose - There's really only one weapon we can use
       Henry - We have $20 allocated for freshmen recruitment.
       Keerthana - You would need a weapon to assasinate the president
   Passed, sold to Woody for $2, cahired by Kushal

   Kate - Mark Zuckerbergs wild ride committee
   Purpose - To share things I had to see with my own faceholes. My facewholes want off mark zuckerbergs wild ride
       Kate - from the group this is a weird hill to die on - All alakazam have over 5000 iq.
       Olvier - POI, are pokemons only able to say their names, or do we name them after the only thing they say?

       Oliver - Motino to #define pokemon as pokemen
           Failed

       Kaylie - Motion to #define pokimon as pokipeople
       Passed

       Henry - Motion to #define pokemon as digimen

       James - Motion to #define pokemon as pokemon
   Passed, sold to Rauen for $20, chaired by him, jeremy, and anyone who has owned a neopet at some time

   Kaylie - Carnegie scenery committee
   Purpose - Report on cernegie meme pages and david bower as a person and an icon.
   Sold to kaylie for $3, chaired by anyone in CMU Drama in the KGB.

   Kate - Motion to embezzle $50
   Passed by acclamation.

Kate - Motion to salute the dictator

   Dez saluted

   Woody - Recursion committee
   Purpose - Recursion Recursion Recursion... ... ...
       Tim - Motion to #define recursion as recursion recursion
       Tim - Motion to \shut up nerd and political science and knuckles
           Too many people, henry not ejected.
       Woody - #define recursion recursion as shadow the hedgehog
   Passed, sold to woody, chaired by everyone via recursion

   Kate - Standing rule that a motion to recurse starts a new meeting and automatically moves to a new meeting, where you are at the exact same spot.
   Dilatory

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec! We meet! We also have an event! It's Kontent, we will meet and do things! In the wean 5300 area.

   Kate - We're building a booth! (We are?) We're doing it tuesdays and saturdays! Please don't show up in the morning, that would be bad. We're doing carpentry rn, come help!

SCHMUCKS

   Kaylie - I have a show opening on Wednesday! Come see shows! The wells is in purnell!

   Tim - It is my disticnt and humble pleasure to say that we have been graced by the Unit. Would he like to say a few words!

   Shit got weird, I'm just ending these notes here. The unit adjourns the meeting.