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OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: Puzzlehunt Twain: No puzzlehunt, hackathon, “the corn subsidies board”, birthday on Friday (unicorn) Charles: saw grandparents, difficulty adjusting to on campus food, picnic is on Friday Izzy: Did not go to puzzlehunt, inching closer to finals, ready to be done Julia: bad garlic knot Howard: finals, womp womp, challenge: Izzy lost, waiting to be signed over Kaylie: suddenly had motivation, worked 16 hrs straight, hammock today

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Corn subsidies board: transferred to whoever knows how much corn Floor is lava: lava Kgbrewing: (some) beer on ground, various mishaps Penguin movie of the week: pokemon fan game penguin Hivemind: that nobody has final this semester, except for exec. Imaginary friends committee: formally invites adam adstar Adhoc misappropriated airports are terrible: “pittsburgh” “international” “airport” Stupid history - Julia Culinary standards - twain Floor is lava - charles KGB govt in exile - Sawyer (will go to the hague) Floor is lava on this Hivemind - Sawyer and report The committee to burn down, r7, not burn down r7, and r7 committee - charles committee to assassinate the president - Kaylie Booth committee: still a booth org, looking for chars, meeting porter hall A16 (probably) before event Hivemind - Kushal Executive committee - Kushal Twain stole executive entertained?

OLD BUSINESS

Charles has the thing* Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation* Order of the day 4/4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week

NEW BUSINESS

Liam: jeb bush memorial committee

Clap circle Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush * Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024 McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping

Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024) Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed) Various Harassment of Kevin Make your own jokes committee - owned by no oned

Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024 James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed) Charles: Table amendment (plz stop) Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25) Been tabled

Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated) Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined) Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed) Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed) James: amend then to than (no seconds) Woody: Call to question Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly Liam has been saluted

Woody: Name: Motion to create the “Gaslighting Committee” Purpose: To capture the memes of 2016, and send them to the future. KGBackstreet Boys, I can’t hand-stand you committee, motion to salute the floor, KGB frat house colonial committee, making memes that don’t exist, motion to not create the broken record committee, an unreasonable amount of toilet paper rolls, please don’t mention 6 either actually, seafoam green is the color of impeachments (yes that’s where it comes from), magical green chalk ghosts Tabled until: April 22, 2024

Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory) Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order) James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts” Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled) Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood: failed Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.” Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon” James: + “and knuckles” Liam: + “cum loudly” Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed CHAOS Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded) Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly Kushal: “sum ma” Final committee: create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

WE R KGB (Exec meetings? Maybe in UC 306 3-4 this Saturday) No GBM next week, non-canonical unless enough people show up

EVENT: LDOC picnic, meet UC Black chairs friday, 6pm, going to Schenley park Mafia night (4:30, for reservation at 5) Please fill out the form

SCHMUCKS

Woody: silence

Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work Izzy: * Liam: some motion James: some motion Woody: some motion Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO) Kushal: Motion to end fanfic FANFICTION OVER Liam: motion to exit math mode James: Motion to slash end fanfiction Woody: colors, LIFO Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus Kushal:GTFO

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