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OFFICER REPORTS

- Kevin: Movie - Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad,

   - New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park

- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying - Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend - Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy - Howard: Little studying - Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!

COMMITTEE REPORTS

- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office - Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm - Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel - Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :( - Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB) - Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel - Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving - Sword of gamocles: - Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders” - Motion to take L: Out of order - Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic - Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :( - Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves - Liam: everything is too much worse - Kaylie: we have an event this week OLD BUSINESS Oliver has the thing The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault

4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.” - Motion to table until until October 1 2022, - Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2) - Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022 Assassination attempts have been made on the president

NEW BUSINESS

- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps - Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed) - Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order) - “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week

- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees - Twain: motion to table for a week - Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week

- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow - Howard: mad about hexcode - Kushal: not my fault - Howard: all part of my plan - James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe - Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing - Oliver: eat beets - Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots - Kaylie: motion to left - Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss - Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard

- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) - Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2 - Liam: understand that dollars are scalars - Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.) - Tim: if you fold dollars can be square - James: mail dollar to KGB - Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds - Passed! New standing rule.

- Charles: motion to the floor - Oliver: motion to table for two weeks - James: motion to table for 2 weeks - Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that” - Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”

- Kaylie: is the floor lava - Floor is lava committee: yes - Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace” - Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly - Kaylie: magma these nuts - Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets

ANNOUNCEMENTS

WE R KGB No more meetings, no more exec meetings Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there

SCHMUCKS

Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix Liam: buy moar tangerines Kushal: Space Kushal: purple purple GTFO